Project Akatsuki: Because it's fun...

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SuperWombat asks- "What are those lines under your eyes, Itachi? Are they wrinkles?

Itachi: How rude! As if a wrinkle could sully my perfect beauty! You mistake me for a common mortal, child! I AM THE PRETTINESS!! [Unfortunately, Itachi is not "the prettiness." Sesshoumaru appears and beats him unconscious for wrongly using the Fluffy Dynasty royal title.]

SuperGrouper asks- "Deidara! Are you really a boy? Also, about those things on your palms... Do you ever shake hands with someone you don't like, then bite them with the mouths on your palms? When you're hungry, do they start drooling? Can you eat with them? What if you got a cavity in one of those teeth? Has that ever happened?

Deidara: Yes, I'm really a boy. I have a guy's voice! Don't those online n00bs EVER watch the Naruto Shippuden anime?! I wear my hair long because I'm the freaky-psychotic-artist-type! ...and about the hands- that's none of your business. Ask again and I'll shake hands with you! *maniacal laughter*

SuperWombat asks- "Tobi, is it possible that you are actually a BAD boy?

No, I'm a very good boy. Mom told me to always be a good boy, so that's what I am! Mom? Are you reading this? Tobi is a good boy! ^_^

DarkDragon asks- "What's your real face look like, Tobi?"

Tobi: Tobi is much prettier than senpai. Tobi looks like a movie star, but senpai is ugly. *Sound of explosion* Oh, no! What Tobi means is that senpai is handsome too! *Sound of more explosions fills the air*

DarkDragon asks- "Kisame, when you see someone eating a fish or cooking a fish, how did you feel?"

Kisame: Well, I'm a shark, so I eat lots of fish myself. I also make Itachi eat lots of fish so he can grow up big and strong. Fish oil is supposed to be good for the brain, so I figure that Itachi needs it. He acts a bit unstable sometimes...

I guess the only real problem I have is watching people eat shark's fin soup. After my mother got eaten by some rich Chinese guy, it took me years of therapy to recover...

Zazzeh asks- "For Kisame:
Hi Kisame!!-is totally giddy & stuff-. This is a TOTAL fangirl question but..If you had the opportunity to go swimming with me, would you?
P.S.,
Your my fave Akatsuki! <3"

Well, I knew that I had some fangirls out there! I'm SOOO much hotter than that little weasel, Itachi. As for swimming with you- well, when I'm in the water, the urge to hunt is almost uncontrollable, so I might end up eating you... It might not be such a good idea... Anyway, these two Super-Critters have me stuck in a 70 gallon aquarium, so there's really only enough room for one person. But if you come, bring some chum. =D

Zazzeh asks- "For Kakuzu:
What's under all that cover up? I've seen your mouth in the Manga, but nothing else really. Oh, and how tall ARE you exactly. I know i'm shorter than you xD 5'3" over here! :3
P.S.,
LittleSnowFox & SuperWombat, if Kakuzu needs a good home, i'm your main chick! ^^"

Actually, I'm VERY short underneath all of my bulky clothing. I normally walk on stilts. You can view a recent photo of me without all of the cloaks and stuff here- [link].

P.S.-The Super-Critters won't give me away. They're waiting to sell me on Ebay and spend the money on over-priced Adobe graphics software.

Zazzeh asks- "For Tobi: Are you really Uchiha Madara, or are you a seprate spirit transported into his body, I mean, what's going on?
P.S.,
Your a good boy! =D"

Um... Tobi is a good boy!! ...uh... what was the question again? ...Tobi wants a cookie... *whines* The Super-Critters took all of Tobi's cookies for themselves... Tobi just wants one... *starts to cry*

[note from SuperGrouper: He's lying. We gave him 20.]

Jiraiya Sensai asks, "What do Humans taste like Zetsu?"

...why do you want to know? 0_0

The King of theives asks, "Tobi, i Found a Teddy bear that says..If found please Return to tobi...Is it yours?"

"MR. FUZZUMS!! TOBI HAS MISSED YOU!!! TOBI LOST MR. FUZZUMS WHEN TOBI AND SENPAI WERE OUT BLOWING UP GARBAGE CANS WITH CLAY BOMBS! TOBI WANTS MR. FUZZUMS BACK!

DON'T BE SCARED, MR. FUZZUMS! TOBI IS COMING FOR YOU!!!"

King of Theives asks, "Zetsu,Will you Eat my Little brother For me?He is really annoying me.

P.S.OMG!YOUR AWESOME!

King of thives."

"No, I will not. I don't eat anyone under 21 for legal reasons."

Gamingal asks Konan, "Is it hard for you living with a bunch of guys?

P.S do they smell?"

"Yes, it's extremely hard. The moment I get the carpet looking like humans live here, some n00b trails clay dust all over the carpet! (I won't name names...)

"A while back, Pein went though this "piercing is the new fad" stage and docked the pay of everyone who didn't get a piercing. I had just blown all of my money on doujinshi, so I had no choice but to get this HIDEOUS piercing through my bottom lip. It looks like a goatee! TT_TT

"Plus, Itachi NEVER puts the toilet seat back down. Someday I'm seriously going to kill that guy..."

Cathari asks, "deidara, why do you like using art as your weapon?"

"Well, when I was taking ceramics in school, the teacher kept on telling me, 'Deidara, don't leave air bubbles in the clay when you're kneading it! That's why your work always blows up in the kiln!' But, I never could get all of the air bubbles out for some reason... After I accidentally blew up the kiln (there were no casualties except for one pigeon and a large fly,) I was expelled from the Doomsday Art Academy, so I thought, 'Hey! Why not use my splodey clay as a weapon?'

Also, it gets my art a lot of publicity when I randomly cause mayhem with it. My website gets more hits that way... ^w^"

Tacali asks, "Tobi, why do you wear a mask?"

"Because Itachi tries to kill anyone more handsome than him, and Tobi is hot stuff! That's why Itachi killed his whole family- because he was the ugliest of them all. Sasuke escaped because he was just a kid and so he wasn't handsome yet. Itachi-san is scary!!!" 0_0

Cathari asks, "Itachi, why do you have a lot of fangirls?"

Because there are some women who think that a guy who murdered his entire family would be good with kids.

People like that are why The Darwin Awards exist. Take a look at the site, and you will understand."

my names alison uchiha xD...my questions 4 deidara <3

how do u do ur hair deidara its perfect!? ur waaay hotter then any1 else in naruto.oh and ur art is a bang!lol....art is beautiful.art is a bang.beautiful i want to bang u!

P.S
will u marry me?...im emo...and a artist too

"Well, I am glad that someone appreciates fine art when they see it! ...but wait... your last name is UCHIHA you said?!?!? You're related to that disgusting Itachi, who doesn't appreciate my art, aren't you?! Tell him to get a life! Also, from the way you're writing, you're probably a teenage girl... and date underage people, Deidara-senpai does not. Write back in 8 years or so- if I've managed to kill Itachi by then."

i want itachi give him 2 me plzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and if u hav sesshoumaru giv me mi brother, i need him

sincerly Sheorey the dog semon aka "kogas grl"

Itachi: "You're weak... why are you weak? ...because you lack Sesshoumaru."

DarkDragon asks, "Itachi, when you see yourself in Fun With Akatsuki, are you sure that you are blind?"

"Think about what you just asked. If I'm blind, how could I watch 'Fun With the Akatsuki?' ...*sigh* I have to make Kisame read the speech bubbles to me... Dad always said, 'Itachi, if you keep watching that internet porn, you'll go blind,' but I didn't listen to him..."

this is sesshoumaru's full sister Sheorey. Give me my brother sesshoumaru!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Sesshoumaru is currently staying with Sara-sama, so he isn't here. I'm the resident bishie, although I'm a bit of a freak... TT_TT ...but, since Grouper-kun let me answer this question, let me tell you about art...

(He rambles on for about 4 hours until I hit him with a jar of pickles and drag him away. Sorry about that! -SuperGrouper)

Ok, Name: Mandazu desu~~

Member: Hidan, Kisame, and Zetsu

Hidan: Whenever you get your body reattached, do you ever feel like a doll?
Kisame: Since you have a sharky appearance, does that mean your skin is rough like a sharks?

Zetsu: O-o what did your parents look like and did u eat them?

=D

ANSWER PART 1- "I, Kakuzu, will be answering for Hidan, since SuperWombat killed him. Yes, he sometimes felt like a doll. Now, he actually is one, since Sasori got hold of his corpse. He's dressed Hidan in a black goth-Lolita outfit with a bonnet. He was a lousy partner, but Hidan doesn't deserve that..." *empathy*

ANSWER PART 2- "Nah. My skin is smooth. It's blue, however. It has been blue ever since that ice-fishing incident when I was 8 years old, in fact.

ANSWER PART 3- "You can view my family photo here- LINK. And no, I only ate one of them."

Deidara: How did you get your robotic eye? Did your old eye get squished or something?
Tobi: How's your family doing? When are you going to update your blog?

- FlameSniper

REPLY 1- "Read the manga closely. I don't have a robotic eye- it's a telescopic camera that I control by facial movements. I use it to zoom in on ~~victims~~ subjects from far off and to take photos when performing reconnaissance. My left eye is fine and I've actually trained my left eye to the point where it can counter even the Sharingan! Soon, that ignorant Weasel will bow to my beautiful art...

REPLY 2- "Tobi's family is fine. Mom and Dad are producing some more seedlings, I think. Tobi hasn't updated his blog for a while... Tobi is so sad that senpai died that Tobi went evil and is going to conquer the world now. Tobi isn't a good boy anymore, Zetsu-san says. Mom and Dad say that I'm a good boy, though..."

name: whoever u are......
this question is for Zetsu...
are your arms inside your plant? if they are then how do u hold things?

"Yes, they are inside the plant. I MAKE TOBI PICK THINGS UP FOR ME."

i wanna know...(itachi)...have you seen the ita-sasu fanfictions online? try photobucket. oh, and diedara, my stepdad just died so...date my mom

"AAAAAAHHHH!!! What have you done?!?! My eyes!! MY EYES!!! Kisame! I can't see ANYTHING now! AAAAAHHHHH!!!"

"Heheheh... Stupid Weasel. He looked at Itachi x Sasuke porn and went blind.

...your mother, you say? Well, I'm 20, and your mom is probably a lot older than that, so I don't think that it would work out, un. But I do appreciate you blinding Itachi with your internet advice. He'll be a lot easier to pick on now, un."

If u had all the money in the world Kakuzu, what r u going to do with it?

"I would buy Sailor Moon action figures."

ur very welcome deidara. and ur right, my moms an old hag, so...it was my sis' idea, she believes in the phrase, ''Love for all!'', and one of ur major fangirls and would luv to hav you in the fam...(im sorry im related to her, ill whack some sense into her.) kisame, why r u so loyal to itachi? and tobi, before you conquer the world, think: would sempai WANT you to become a bad boy? and instead of conquering the world, why not set ur sights a little lower, like killing sasuke? ud be doing itachi-sempai a HUGE favor (ive heard hes getting really annoyed with sasukes attempts to kill him, especially after the anvil accident)

REPLY 1, BY DEIDARA- "It's okay. It's actually a relief that someone is trying to set me up with a female, for a change. I can never get a date, because of all of the internet rumors... well, and my freakish hands... TT_TT

REPLY 2, BY KISAME- "I AM LOYAL TO MASTER ITACHI. I WILL DO WHAT HE SAYS. IT IS NOT JUST BECAUSE HE'S A SADISTIC LITTLE WEASEL WHO PRACTICES MIND CONTROL. ...NO! MASTER! I'M SORRY! I HAVE SAID TOO MUCH! NO!! DON'T GIVE ME A HEADACHE!!! AAAAHHHHH!"

REPLY 3, BY TOBI- "...Senpai!!!" *starts crying* Don't worry, Senpai! Tobi will buy your art so that you don't have to catch squirrels to eat! Tobi has 2 dollars saved up! =D

"...Actually, Tobi thinks that Senpai would want him to be a bad boy. In memory of Senpai, Tobi is going to blow up all sorts of things. Including Uchiha Sasuke. I'm going to use the C5 clay technique on him! 0_^" (note: for info about the C5 technique, see the FAQ. It's pretty far down in the list...)

name:ME!!
these question are for each member of akatsuki
1st question is for Pein, how did you come up with the idea of make akatsuki?
2nd question is for Konan, why were you unnamed for so long?
3rd question is for Deidara, what did you use to reattach your arms?
4th question is for Itachi, it says you killed everyone in your clan but why isn't Tobi dead?
5th question is for Zetsu, why do you have 2 personality?
6th question is for Kisame, how do you breathe above water with gills?
7th question is for Kakuzu, how do you absorb the hearts of your enemy?
8th question is for Hidan, why are you the slowest attacker in the group?
9th question is for Sasori, how did u turn yourself into a puppet?......do u have to kill yourself first?
10th question is for Tobi,why do you only have a hole on the left side of your eye?

REPLY 1, BY PEIN- "I wasn't popular in school, so I wanted my own club. I was also a huge Pokemon fan when I was growing up, so catching the tailed beasts seemed like a good idea."

REPLY 2, BY KONAN- "Because I'm the most special. Also, we were worried about the inevitable 'Konan the Barbarian' jokes that I would have to suffer through... ...I'm one tough cookie. As a barbarian, I LOVE pain... UM, wait!!! I didn't mean... um... *blushes* Well, don't tell Leader that I said that... Ummm... I meant that I enjoy randomly attacking people... I didn't mean... Oh, well... Anyway... Fwahahaha. I'm Pein-sama's favorite. I get paid twice what the others do. ^_^ It's good to be the Leader's pet."

REPLY 3, BY DEIDARA- "Kakuzu repaired my with dental floss. A rare photo of this sad event in my life can be viewed HERE."

REPLY 4, BY ITACHI- "Tobi owns THE ENTIRE SERIES of Final Fantasy video games. I like playing them with him, which is why I spared him. BTW, Aeris is hot. ;) "

REPLY 5, BY ZETSU- "I was dropped on the head as a child."

REPLY 6, BY KISAME- "I have lungs, as well."

REPLY 7, BY KAKUZU- "I would rather not say."

REPLY 8, BY HIDAN- (&HDHNFPS(E%*&_W#&WE%UE$%&W_&(EUDSKJFSD_F()SD&_R!! *)_@(*#@^$@__#@($&!! >:(
[Grouper's note- I apologize for his language. 0_0;;; ]

REPLY 9, BY SASORI- "I don't really remember... It was my first time drinking, and I had WAAAAY too much... When I woke up, I had turned myself into a puppet. That, kids, is why drinking is bad. It's scary to wake up and be a puppet."

REPLY 10, BY TOBI- "I don't need another eye hole in my mask. Kakashi has my other eye."

Sasori, how come nobody asks you questions when your the coolest character in Naruto?
And why did you have to go and die? You made me depressed.
Ps, Im notta fangirl, honest. -Ravi

"Yes, I am the coolest character in Naruto. No, I'm not dead... SuperGrouper's mother's dog thought that I was a stick to fetch and she carried me to THE SUPER-CRITTER BASE, where Grouper and Wombat used their strange and mighty powers to bring me back... to answer online questions... *sigh* Well, it's a living. And Sakura-chan often comes over to visit me. Chiyo-baasama told her, 'If it's possible to save little Sasori, then please keep him out of trouble after I'm gone.' So, Sakura-chan is always over here visiting me. I'm teaching her about doll-making. I wonder what Chiyo-baasama would say if I married Sakura-chan? :?

"I'm still a bit scared of SuperGrouper's mother's dog, though. I don't like the looks that she gives me... It's like she's thinking about what I tasted like..." 0_0;;;; *shudders*

DarthMarth2000 has some Questions for some of the Akatsuki members:

To Tobi: Do you own any video game systems?
To Deidara: Have you ever tried eating your clay?
To Kisame: Is it hard putting up with Itachi?

PS: Tobi, you're awesome!

REPLY 1, BY TOBI- "Tobi owns every video game system made after 1990. Tobi loves video games! Tobi spends all of the Akatsuki money on games." =D

REPLY 2, BY DEIDARA- "Yeah. All the time. It's good with soy sauce."

REPLY 3, BY KISAME- "If I was strong enough, I would strangle him with his ponytail and leave him to rot in the forest."

to all akatsuki: who's the best? (except hidan, cuz he sucks) and who's the prettiest (to me its a contest between itachi, diedara, and sasori)
ps: try NOT to kill each other over these questions
pss: diedara, i would totally kiss ur hands. theyre hot

Reply 1, by SuperGrouper: "Deidara's the best. No contest. (Although Sasori as a little kid is still adorable. Little Sasori= adorable, adult Sasori= psycho.)
The prettiest would either be Sasori or Deidara- probably Sasori, but Sasori's made out of WOOD! So Dei-chan gets my vote for this, too. Good Dei-chan!" (pats Deidara on the head like a dog.)

Reply 2, by Deidara: "...really?" *Hallelujah Chorus starts playing in background* "Wow, un... Most girls think that they're gross. Maybe there's hope for me after all..."
*starts daydreaming about having a wife and children*

SUPERGROUPER'S REPLY TO DEIDARA'S ANSWER, ABOVE-
"No, Deidara, there isn't hope for your nonexistant love life. You're stuck working on this site with us. We can't have you getting married off quite yet! You're bringing in too much money!
And to you, who wrote in- you can't have him!!!" >:(

-SuperGrouper

1. Itachi-When you ...as Sasori said...dumped Orochimaru, how did you feel? I mean, you drove him out of the Akatsuki and all....
2. Deidara-Do you think music is art?
3. Same with Sasori ^
4. Konan- you rock! 8D -shot- Anyway, to the question, living with all the guys...can you list some advantages and disadvantages?
5. Tobi-Ever met Matt from Death Note?
~Star

Reply 1, by Itachi: "I did NOT 'dump' him, as you put it. 'Dump' would imply a romantic relationship, which would imply that he and I are equals. We are not. There is NO ONE who surpasses Uchiha Itachi!! >:D
"What happened is that psycho snake fool tried to snatch my body to replace his own old, creaky one which had hemmorroids and several suspicious diseases. Of course, that would have been a bad setup for me, so I ripped his naughty arm off and sent him packing. As if you would have done any differently!" o/_\o <--fear teh totally useless text-only Itachi emoticon

Reply 2, by Deidara: "If it's loud enough, and the right type, music can cause as much pain, chaos and destruction as my art can. My favorites for this purpose are children's TV show theme songs and gangsta rap written by rich white guys. Nothing annoys people more! If I'm in a feisty mood, I'll sometimes sing Britney Spears songs MYSELF. I never knew how fast Sasori-no-danna could run out of a room until I tried doing that..."

GROUPER'S OPINION- "Basically, music is to auditory stimulation what art is to visual stimulation, conveying a wide range of information which can run the gammut from powerful emotions and exaltation of an individual's aesthetic sense to political propoganda to humor, and seeking to define art strictly confines it in ways which are in direct objection to the premise of art itself... As long as it is not harmful, then the concept of art is truly in the eyes of the beholder, as each individual's opinions, observations and aesthetic sense will naturally vary."

"HEY, GROUPER!! They were asking ME, un! ...she thinks that she's so much better, with the thousands of books she's read... >_<;; Grrr...
"MY OPINION is that art is a bang! And in the original Japanese, the word literally meant 'explosion' and in Japanese we have different slang, so my catchphrase ONLY has a perverted double meaning for English-speaking Western fans.
...some of you fans are more perverted than me, un. You know who you are!"

Reply # whatever, by Sasori: "Anyone who thinks that music is art has never heard Deidara sing in the shower. And I'm not getting into a debate with Grouper. She's read more than I have..."

Reply 4, by Konan: "Why, thank you. It's nice to be appreciated. :) Here's a quick rundown of the advantages and disadvantages of staying with the guys-

Advantages:
* Whenever I need a pickle jar opened, there's always a guy around to do it for me.
* If I need a date for some sort of party, I just have to randomly grab one of them.
* I'm the only one in the girls' wing of the building. The guys sometimes don't even get a whole room to themselves, but I get an entire half of the building!
* Cute guys.
* Working on art projects with Deidara and Sasori.
* Kisame's such a gentleman! Maybe it's because he's old, but he always opens doors for me. He's a sweetie.
* Pein-sama likes me, so I get special treatment and double the pay of the others.
* Spying on the others and posting stuff about them on the internet.
* Writing hentai about the guys. (I have to make sure they don't find out!! 0_0;;;)
* Getting them to pose for my "art." (For those of you who don't know what I mean, read Project Akatsuki 01-Co-Ed.)

Disadvantages:
* SOMEONE (I think that it's Itachi!) ALWAYS leaves the lid on the downstairs toilet up. If I fall into that thing ONE MORE TIME, Konan's gonna kill an Uchiha! >:(
* They sometimes randomly flirt with me- especially Deidara, who seems to think that anything female exists for him to hit on. He needs to be on stronger medication... >_<;
* Jokes about women. After a few thousand inch-deep papercuts, they usually stop, but still... Chauvinists... TT_TT
* "Well, Bluie, you sure look a lot like James of Team Rocket! So, then, is Pein-sama Jessie? Where's Meowth? XD" <---Type of comment I have to deal with
* Breakfast. The guys (except for Sasori) have the table manners of pigs. This includes even Pein, who chews spaghetti with his mouth wide open and dripping noodles...
* No one ever writes ME into their romantic fanworks, except me x Pein. I want to be with Kisame! TT_TT

Reply 5, by Tobi: "'Death Note?' Wow, that's what Senpai is always talking about! 0_0 He says, 'Tobi, if I could, I would give you a death note!' How did you know? Who is Matt? Is he the one who gives Tobi the nice letter?"

deidara, why do you say un? you sound like a girl when you say it.

"I say 'un' because I have obsessive-compulsive disorder, attention-deficit hyperactive disorder and Tourette Syndrome, un. In the ninja world, there's no medication for them, un."

[note from Grouper: My parents are into brain research, so I'm familiar with the disorders listed above. Want a laugh? Read the symptoms for them. Deidara has ALL of them. I'm not sure if Kishimoto based Deidara on a friend of his or what, but if so, the guy needs to be on medication.]

Deidara,why do you wear your cameraeye thingie on your right eye?

"To spy on people. It can zoom in on things from a distance AND take digital photos for printing later on. I'll leave you to imagine what I use it for. It involves the word 'onsen.'"

DarthMarth2000 asks Tobi:
Why do you talk in the third person? Is it because it's fun or because it makes you feel special? Also, when are you going to update your blog?

"Tobi doesn't know why Tobi does that... :? Tobi is a good boy! Tobi did update his blog! :) Tobi found some interesting things online." =D

Questions to all akatsuki members: When you watch Naruto- Teh Random Flashes 2 and you see yourself as gangsters, what do you think about it? Does the song fit for the organization?

Kakuzu: "I love gangsters."

Deidara: "They portray me as a girl later on in that clip... >_< ...Someone's in for a C5 plumbing assault..."

Itachi: "...Kisame, what was in that video? I heard some music... What was it all about? Kisame? ...oh, wait, that was a log... What is this carved on this log? I can kind of read it by feeling the carvings... 'I... hate... the log... signed, Sasuke Uchiha...' Sasuke! You've been near this log! You've gotten stronger, but still, you lack hatred..."

Loveallakatsuki asks, "It would be for all of them so here it is:For all u guys in akatsuki what do u do wen u see the fan art of u and your partner as coupels?
P.S. Hidan i think your so cool and the second cuteist member in akatsuki!!(i am a fangirl)
P.S.S.Deidara me and my friend both think your the hotest guy alive im so a fan girl!!EHHH!" Thats it.^_^

Itachi: *looks at internet fanart* "...what?! Why... Why am I the woman in these fanarts?! These fools shall feel the wrath of the Sharingan!!" (he storms off to find the fanartists, only to realize that he has no idea who they are or where they live)

Kisame: "...me? GAY?! Haven't these guys even looked at me?! XD Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!! And Itachi is the woman! Hahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!" (he laughs until he faints from lack of breath)

Zetsu: "I love you, Zetsu" "I love you, too."

Sasori: "...I'm a doll. My whole body is made of wood. I'm not involved with anybody. Deal with it. (Although, if I were still human, I know a pink-haired girl who would make a fine wife... *sigh*)

Deidara: "...hmmm... I went to college with a lot of these doujinshi artists... I always wondered what they did after they graduated. We were known as 'the pervy artists of Iwa.' ...hmmm... their art is still terrible. That drawing, for instance... hmmm... that's what they get for staying out and partying during the figure drawing classes. No knowledge of anatomy... ...haha. Tobi. I want to beat him senseless, not hug him. And Sasori's an old geezer."

Tobi: " 0_0 Wow. These are the sorts of things that Mom says not to look at... Sorry, Tobi is a good boy. Tobi can't look at these things."

Hidan: "*(^(*^)(SYDHSAHE*&A#W^%DSAUDHXO If I could, I would find every one of these Hidan x Kakuzu fans and... hahahaha.... *^(TY&GISABDJ>LNBC

Kakuzu: "Well, I understand that doujinshi are a way to make money, but still... Pairing me with that disgusting monkey Hidan? ...when I first saw hentai fanart of that, it scared me so much that I had a heart attack... Now being with Konan- that, I wouldn't mind."

Konan: "YES YES YES YES YES!! More fanart of me and Pein-sama! YEEEESSSSS! This is GREAT!! I LOVE IT!!!" (she collapses in the floor with a nosebleed)

Pein: "Wow... If I weren't an arrogant megolamaniac, I could go for that... Konan's some kind of woman..."

Reply 2, by Hidan: "You think that I'm cool? Very well, then. When I conquer all, I shall spare your life and make you my personal retainer. If you aren't (&$*RF&^$F^&E(YB% annoying, that is."

Reply 3, by Deidara: "Thank you. It seems that I'm getting more fans than Itachi-san. And thank you for preferring me to him. If I weren't busy as SuperGrouper's personal assistant, I might go out with you. Unfortunately, she's rather protective of me since my untimely almost-death... The only time she'll let me out is to give Novanator tacos. The tacos are what inspires her genius."

For Deidara and Sasori; Do cats count as art? They're super cute! Plus they have five sharp pointy bits, so they could do some damage! Just want to know what you think, sorry if it sounds stupid...

P.S. Do you watch Mythbusters?

Deidara: "Well, cats are very artistic... I have one named Picasso, actually. A three-colored cat brings good fortune, and I found this AWESOME cat at SuperGrouper's house... I named her Picasso before I found out that she was a girl... She never claws, though. She's a cuddly one."

SuperGrouper: "DEIDARA! That is NOT your cat! And her name IS NOT Picasso! ...oh. You've done tons of fan art of her? Well, that's nice, but she's coming back to me. You can change her box, though, if you want..."

Deidara: "If you weren't giving us free room and board..."

Sasori: "Cats aren't as artistic as puppets, and if you're made of wood, they claw you like a tree... It's really annoying to look down and see that your left leg is a pile of wood curls..." *remembers tragic past incident*

Tobi, who are you? Are you Obito or Madara or what? Help me out here.
-Ravi

Tobi: "I. AM. YOUR. FATHER."

SuperWombat asks:
For Pein:
Question 01: Why do you, Konan, and Zetsu all have piercings?
Question 02: Were you dropped on your head as a child, or something?

For Deidara:
Question 01: Can use your hand mouths in bizarre experiments?
Qestion02: Can your eat through your extra mouths?
Question 03: What do think of Tobi now that he is the real leader of Akatsuki?

For Kisame:
You probably don't actually have a fin... I guess Kakuzu couldn't really use you for shark fin soup, huh?

For Itachi:
Question 01: Are you jealous that Sasuke is much more of a bishie?
Question 02: What's wrong with you Uchihas? Are all of you insane, or did you just kill all of the sane ones? I starting to wonder if the whole clan wasn't crazy...

For Sasori:
Have the Akatsuki ever used your body as an all purpose Swiss Army Knife?

For all Akatsuki: What you think of Tales of the House of the Red Moon?

SuperGrouper: "What are you thinking, asking this many questions?!" 0_0;;

Reply 1, by Pein: "The piercings hold in my excess chakra. The more I remove, the more my chakra can run free course. In my final stage, with all of the piercings removed, my power is comparable to that of the Kyuubi. And no, I was not dropped on the head as a child. However, Konan did beat me up a lot- including head trauma. Funny that you would ask..."

Reply 2, by Deidara: "No, I don't, but SuperGrouper does. No, I can't eat through them. They're a BloodLine Limit that lets me process clay more effectively. I still think that Tobi is an idiot."

Reply 3, by Kisame: "I hate fandom..."

Reply 4, by Itachi: "No one is more beautiful than I. Orochimaru thought that he was, and I ripped his arm off. The Uchiha clan has a dominant gene for bipolar disorder and depression. That didn't influence me at all, I assure you. The doctor said that suddenly quitting the psychotropic drugs he prescribed would result in destructive behavior, but what did he know? I came off of them anyway. A few days later, I realized that I wanted to kill everyone around me..."

Reply 5, by Sasori: "There's only one person in the world that I would allow to casually play with me like that- and she's not a member of the Akatsuki, regardless of what some online fans might say. That's for ther better... I would never want a beautiful rose like her to be sullied by an organization like this... She's safer away from us..."

Deidara: "Since I'm the highest in SuperGrouper's Akatsuki ranks, I'll be replying on behalf of all of the Akatsuki. What do we think of 'Tales of the House of the Red Moon?' Well, we all agree that it's kind of alarming that you know so much about our everyday lives... Although you don't seem to know that I hunt Hollows in my spare time. I was kind of surprised by that..."

I want to reply to the akatsuki!!^.^My name is loveallakatsuki yet agin!XD

This ones for Hidan:AHHHHH!!!!U are soo sexy!!!!Take me with u!!!! I love U!!!!!!! I love u so much i'll take you'r door down and run over Kakazu to get to u!!!EHHHH

And for Deidara:U would go out with me!!!! <:D Im soooo honored AHHHH!!! XD

P.S. Kakazu why do u like money so much?

Reply 1, by Hidan: "Well, actually, I'm terminally inconvenienced right now, but if you want to run over Kakuzu, please do. With a truck.

Reply 2, by Diedara: "...I can't come. Grouper won't let me."

Reply 3, by Kakuzu: "When I was growing up, I always wanted a pony- but my parents said that they didn't have the money for one. Now, I think about how I wanted that pony but never got it every day. My pain only subsides when I see money."

itachi,when you started calling sasuke emo, how did you came up with the idea and what made you?
from: Cathari

Itachi: "I'm not the one who started calling Sasuke 'emo.' The fans online did. I like to insult Sasuke, so I took the idea and starting calling the little brat 'emo.' He can't stand it..." XD

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