Project Akatsuki: Because it's fun...

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TSUNADE calls tsunade and tells her that deidara like him
tsunade: WHAT?!!! is angry

so deidara what cha gonna do!

YAY SASORI IS HYPER!!! wait what dose he do when hes hyper >>
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who do you like to dress up as itachi? Shampoos huh whats your favorite and can i have a sample is now a akatsuki member and is now itachi daughter out of nowhere

Deidara: *hides in a mountain cave until the danger is past*
"Don't think that I'll forget about this!" >:(

SuperGrouper: "When Sasori's hyper he runs around in circles around the interior of the house, dances, jumps around, laughs giddily and dances around with his puppets happily. ...he seems to be happy, but it's REALLY annoying for everyone else..." TT_TT

Itachi: "I dress up as goth anime characters. My shampoo is Panteine Pro-V. No, you can't have any. You may be in the Akatsuki, but we aren't related. No woman will have anything to do with me due to my psychotic personality and tendency to kill family members, so I don't have any kids."

Alright, My name is Uchiha Hoshigaki Fangs, and I have questions for most of the Akatsuki memebers:
1- Kisame, will you marry me? You're quite possibly the best looking man I've ever seen in my life =D
2-Deidara, I don't think you're hand mouths are gross. I sometimes draw them on my hands for school. What I want to know is, do you listen to Green Day? If not, what music -do- you listen to? And, I'm sorry, but I hate Tsunade....>.>..
3-Itachi, do you mind if I cosplay as you? I just figured that I would ask, because I've seen some pretty ugly things happen to people who don't get consent first, mainly when my friend dresses like Sasuke.
4-Hidan, may I join your religion? holds up Jashin necklace =D
5-Konan, I just want you to know that I'm uber jealous, I would die to be the only woman in Akatsuki.
6-Pein, if I said that I knew where to find Orochimaru's ring, could I join Akatsuki?
7-Zetsu, would you consider working for my sister and myself on our talk show? There are usually fights in every episode that leave a few audience members dead, and we don't know what to do with the bodies....

SuperGrouper: "GAAAAAARRRHHHH!!! You can't have Kisame-san!!!" >:o

Deidara: "I've never heard of Green Day. My favorite composer in Kanno Yoko. Not everyone appreciates Tsunade-sama's greatness. Fear not! I can forgive you for that. If you're a girl, then you wouldn't understand her wonderful attractiveness..."

Itachi: "People who want to SAFELY cosplay as me must first pay me the 'cosplay tax'- two boxes of pocky, one dark chocolate-flavored and one coconut-flavored. Your friend should dress as me, not Sasuke. I have better fashion sense."

SuperGrouper: "Hidan's dead. His religion couldn't save him. If you're looking for a religion, be sure to find one that can actually save you in times of danger." *points to Hidan's remains as an example*
"...can I just directly say that I can't stand Hidan? He's so annoying and foul-mouthed..."

Hidan: "how... U^&S$FIO*S@EH!)973 terrible... All it took to permanently defeat me was a clove of garlic and a stake, wielded by a hyperactive girl..."

SuperGrouper: "Hidan, have you forgotten that you're dead? You shouldn't be talking! ...and especially with such terrible language! I'm a lady! I should not have to listen to such ignoble talk!!"

Hidan: "&*(RFDSYAO*@#^#&^%"

SuperGrouper: *slaps duct tape across Hidan's mouth and stuffs him underneath a nearby couch*

SuperWombat: "Isn't that the couch that Deidara sleeps on? :? Won't he be freaked out if he hears Hidan squirming around underneath it?"

SuperGrouper: "You are a kinder person than I am, Wombat." *salutes her*

Wombat: "...I notice that you still left Hidan underneath there..."

Konan: "Do you know how many times I've fallen into the toilet early in the morning because one of the guys forgot to put the seat down?" x_x

Pein: "Would you REALLY want to wear something that perverse snake-man had been wearing? He probably has some pretty nasty diseases. I wouldn't recommend it."

Zetsu: "I couldn't eat that many people. Sorry."

Kekei�shari

Tobi-sigh sorry about this but my friend Kayos wants to know if you�ve noticed the lolipop stuck to your face?sigh sorry.

P.S.TOBI IS A VERY VERY GOOD BOY(with a lolipop stuck to his face) KAYOS SHUT UP!!!! sorry

Tobi: *tries unsuccessfully to lick the outside of his own mask, while wearing it*

lol

Tsunade: gives up and leaves

oh wow can i join him?!!!

but daddy chibi eyes (to itachi)

Itachi: "I am not your father."

We're going to be talking for a while so get used to it. http://www.quizilla.com/users/Crazyanimecookie/ Well, anyway. Here's my homepage on Quizilla and I would feel really happy if a few of you would check it out and tell me if I done good. but onto the questions: Pein you know what I got you for Christmas right?
Deidara has to come to my house for his present. ;) You're also my best friend, right?
Is Hidan answering questions now? Well if he is: I want to join your religion. Is that ok? And do you like girls who wear leather mini skirts? Same for Deidara.
Did you enjoy the cheesecake, everyone?
I made a band camp story where everyone from Naruto went. I was section leader of the woodwinds. Itachi was second in line for that but I still got it. Deidara was a flirt and Tobi was... well, Tobi.
Sasori. I will be nice. sends three big trucks full of his favorite candy Don't eat it all at once. You'll get fat.

Pein: "...is it a golden retriever puppy? =D I've been asking for one, but SuperGrouper won't buy me one..."

Deidara: "...I'm a bit suspicious. Yeah, we're friends, but I'm not sure about going to your house... Leather skirts are okay. Denim is good, too. Most of us didn't get any cheesecake, because SuperGrouper ate most of it... TT_TT"

Tobi: "Tobi likes the tuba, but Tobi can't play it with his mask on... TT_TT"

Sasori: *is now so hyper that we have to tie him to the couch with a belt to keep him from hurting himself*

well, happy belated birthday then, Deidara-kun! well, either way, itachi, (lol) i hope your face gets wet one day while your fighting Deidara. ive been thinking. ... and now i know why you use fire as your most comonly used type of ninjustu etc. well, heres what i came up with and we all know its true. its not just some "uchiha thing", you see, if it were to rain, your mascara would totally drip off your pathetic face. you have the fire jutsu to prevent the water/rain from coming close to you by having it evaporate the water with heat! lol
and the reason i picked Deidara for you to fight when this will 1 day happen to you im sure of it, is cuz Deidara always has fun, so hed just stand there .... staring at how pathetic you look, and he'd probably say something like how he thought you were smarter and how "great" and "high and mighty" you were, and then probably laugh at you!
-^_^- is that probably what youd say, Deidara-kun? er ... no? but then if the water was to come anywhere near Deidara-kun, he'd be smart enough to at least have an umbrella (if youre fighting outside of supergroupers house), or he'd have had some brilliant plan thought out so his make-up wouldnt run off his face. as in something beautifuly made from clay!
see how that works? hey, Deidara, .... i dont think lady tsunade would be too mad if some one told her that you liked her! -^_^- although she might be woundering who you are, if she doesnt already ... even though i like you more than tsunade (probably) does,i hope you too get to know eachother sometime! -^_^- (looks the other direction with sad expression , ... then helps Tobi-kun get his lollipop off of his mask and hnds it to him smiling! "heehee!") Deidara-kun, do you mind if i call you Dei-kun? oh, and i want you to see this when you have free time: http://www.freewebs.com/rin01/ thats my freewebs site! it has a lot about you! -^_^- (feel free to leave comments in my guest book er ... somewhere) <3
well, l8r!
~rin

Itachi: "Why do you continue trying to provoke me? -/_\-; The tradition of using fire-type jutsu in the Uchiha clan was inspired by Great-Uncle Herman's chili. He died before I killed off the others, so I was never able to avenge the heartburn his chili gave me..." x/_\x

Deidara: "You've inspired me! I'm off to Konoha, to confess my love to my darling Tsunade!" =D *returns a few days later on crutches, in a full-body cast, with an IV hanging out of his arm* "Oh, cruel fates! TT_TT Jiraiya saw me flirting with her and beat me up before she could even say whether she felt the same way... Jiraiya asked if he could practice his new technique on me and Tsunade-sama said yes... Perhaps she isn't that attracted to me?" TT_TT

SuperGrouper: "Ah, the 'pangs of despised love, the law's delay, the insolence of office..."

Deidara: "I JUST HAD MY HEART (and both legs) BROKEN AND YOU'RE QUOTING HAMLET?!"

SuperGrouper: "Well, given the circumstances, the bard's words in the Soliloquy from Hamlet seemed most appropriate..."

Deidara: "Have you had the medicine you were prescribed today?" TT_TT

SuperGrouper: "Yes, I have. Things get WAY more fun when I haven't..." XD

Deidara: "...anyway, regarding nicknames- I tend to be called 'Dei-chan' more than 'Dei-kun.' At least, that's what my childhood friend who may or may not have been an alien called me..."

Tobi: "Wow. One of Senpai's friends was weird enough to be mistaken for an alien? Tobi isn't surprised, but Tobi thinks this may be non-canon. Thank you for the lollipop!" =D

Kekei�shari

Tobi~Can I b your friend.I�LL GIVE U JELLY BABYS AND A LOLIPOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tobi: "Yay! A new friend! =D ...wait a minute... what's a 'jelly baby?'" *suspicious*

I'm Loveallakatsuki and i have 2 ? for Hidan 1 Is Sai you're bro? And why did u join the Akatsuki? And Kakuzu First of all i think u look a little cute with you're mask of why do u have masks? And --- Hidan??! -_- ._. !_! ?_?

Hidan: "I joined the Akatsuki because I like pain. (I mean pain as in TORMENT and PHYSICAL DISCOMFORT! Perverted fans- I know what you were thinking! &*%DGYSAO&%&$%W) No, Sai's not my brother. He's a 23rd cousin of SuperGrouper's painting teacher.

Kakuzu: "I have the mask to avoid scarecrow jokes. Although, it makes me look a bit like Hatake Kakashi, so I still have to deal with some scarecrow jokes. [pun- 'kakashi='scarecrow' in Japanese] And I DO NOT --- Hidan! I don't swing that way and I'm too old to care, anyway."

I have ten questions, one for each of you. Sorry if it takes a lot of space...

1. Itachi - If you could relive your life would you still keep Sasuke alive after the massacre or would you just kill him to be rid of any future hassles he gave you?
2. Kisame - Just to let you know, you've invaded my life. I can't even eat gummy sharks and goldfish without feeling guilty about it! But anyway, is the Mist tropical like Hawaii or is it cold like the Coast of Washington and do people surf for fun there?
3. Sasori - Desert Rats need to stick together! ^_^ I've always wondered this but does sand/dirt/grass/other things ever get stuck in your joints and if that happens how do you move around?
4. Deidara - When you first got your mouth-hands did you immediately use clay or did you try other mediums like exploding wood-carvings or exploding granite or marble sculptures?
5. Kakuzu - If you had all the money in the world, what would you want then?
6. Hidan - As far as I read your religion is based on an 'eye for an eye' mentality. I know it's 'impossible' but have any 'Jashinites' ever been martyred for their belief in Jashin? There are billions of people who have suffered for my belief (Christianity) and that inspires me to hold on, do you get inspired by people who die for their belief in Jashin?
7. Tobi - Do you have a split personality like Zetsu, or is just all an act?
8. Zetsu - Were you born with two personalities or did you receive one later in your life?
9. Pein - What's with all the piercings? Do they help your jutsu?
10. Konan - Have you seen the anime Read or Die? If so do you get ideas on how to use paper from it?

That's all from me! Thanks for answering!
~Goggleplex

Itachi: "I would still keep him alive. He's the only one who knows my password to FanFiction.net since he logged in as me and changed it. I NEVER should have told him that password..."

Kisame: "I'm a very invasive fishy... :) The Mist is a pretty large place- the northern parts are like the coast of Washington and the lower parts (including islands that are under the Mist's jurisdiction) are more tropical. It's a great vacation spot. It's also home of the pop idol sensation- ROWER! He gives regular concerts and is currently on tour #3- 'Baby, You're One Sexy Canoe.'"

Sasori: "It used to be a problem- I would get particles of my surroundings stuck in my joints and it would impede my movements. Then, I installed The Tobi portable steamer and I use its hot-air emissions to blow the dust, etc. out of my joints. You can learn all about the Tobi here- The Tobi Steamer.

Deidara: "I first got my handmouths in a terrible battle when I was 12. All of my squadmates were killed and the stress caused my kekai genkai -AKA 'the licky hands'- to manifest. In that fearsome struggle for my life, when the handmouths grew, I had one thought in my mind: 'I will NEVER get a date now.' Anyway, the enemy was pretty freaked out too- he puked and ran away screaming like a little girl. Oddly enough, I got the same reaction from my Mom when I went home. Apparently, Dad wore gloves his entire life and never told her about his bloodline limit. A few weeks after my father's murder, however, things were more or less back to normal and I was working on experimenting with my new ability- the ability to eat three flavors of icecream at once! =D I gained so much weight that way that I had to go on a low-carb diet and after 4 weeks of that, dirt looked pretty good so I started chewing on clay. I quickly found a way to harness the gas my new diet caused me in the form of gigantic explosions...

Kakuzu: "I would want a body that looks kind of like Kurama from Yuu Yuu Hakusho."

Hidan: "Nothing really inspires me. I just like random violence. No jashinists are committed enough to die."

Tobi: "There are two Tobis. One of them fell in love with Konan and pined away until he died. He was my twin brother. Before he died, I took his memories inside myself so that he would never be completely gone. Unfortunately, I didn't know until after I did that that my brother was an evil mastermind who was plotting world domination. Sometimes he takes over and makes me -WHAT ARE YOU DOING, FOOL?! MUST YOU TELL THEM ALL OF MY SECRETS, YOU WEAK LITTLE 'GOOD BOY?!' THE WORLD WILL BE MINE VERY SOON!"

Zetsu: "Google 'plant grafting' and you'll understand."

Pein: "The piercings hold back my power, making it easier to control. They also telepathically link my bodies to one another. Most importantly,Konan-chan thinks that they're cute." (////)

Konan: "I LOVE that series! =D It's the best anime ever, isn't it? I always find it inspiring..."

To all akatsuki people, what's it like to take orders from a guy who is not as cool as me. Deidara, Hidan said he would return in spirit form and haunt you forever. Tobi, I know your obito. i mean really. TOBI OBITO, Look. take the I-T-O-B from obito to spell tobi.Zetsu, you got what i said to tobi? Oh, and uh, Zetsu, did you know you look like tho pirranah plants from the mario games? Konan, Naruto likes you. Kakuzu, can you share some $$$$ With me PWEEZ!!!! Uh, Give me your cash and ill give you all the silor moon action figures made!!!! and, uh, hidan, if you can read this, Join the Mario Bros. club. We need a guy like you to kill anyone who opposes us. and i know your dead. just return as a spirit and help us like that. SEE YOU EVERYONE!!!!!!

Deidara: *wards his couch with garlic cloves to keep Hidan away*

Tobi: "...Tobi neither affirms nor denies that rumor."

Zetsu: "I understand, sort of. I don't look like the plants from Mario. I look like my mother. You can see my parents HERE."

Konan: "I think that he's a bit young for me... but if he likes me, maybe I can finally become a main character. Even TenTen gets more times than I do..."

Kakuzu: "I won't part with a single Euro of my ~~hard-earned~~ hard-stolen money!"

Hidan: "It's against my policy to do anything remotely helpful to anyone, so no."

HOW TO BEAT OCARINA OF TIME BOSSES

OK. TODAY WERE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW TO BEAT OCARINA OF TIME BOSSES AND SOME OTHER THINGS. BUT BEFORE WE GET TO THAT, LETS TALK ABOUT THIS. THIS AIN�T ONLY OCARINA OF TIME BOSSES!!! DON�T BE FOOLED BY THE TITLE!!! A FEW MAJORA�S MASK BOSSES ARE HERE, TOO, YOU KNOW!!!. AND, I�LL EVEN TELL YOU HOW TO BEAT ME!!!! OK. LETS START WITH UH�. WHAT�S IT�S NAME�..UH��..OH!!!! QUEEN GOHMA!!!

SO YOU WANT TO DEFEAT QUEEN GOHMA AND YOU AIN�T GOTTA CLUE HOW�. WELL LISTEN UP!!!! THIS IS HOW IT�S DONE!!!! WHEN SHE�S COMING AFTER YOU, EITHER USE A DEKU NUT OR THE SLINGSHOT. I PERSONALY RECOMMEND THE SLINGSHOT BECAUSE IT WORKS BETTER. WELL, ONCE SHE�S STUNNED, SLASH HER EYE UNTIL SHE�S DEAD. THEN COLLECT THE HEART CONTAINER AND WALK INTO THE LIGHT. IF YOUR WONDERING WHY, I THE GREAT SKULL KID KNOWS THIS, I�LL TELL YOU. I�VE DONE IT BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COME ON NOW!!! YOU DON�T KNOW HOW TO DEFEAT KING DODONGO??? GEEZ. OKAY. TO DEFEAT HIM, WHEN HE�S GONNA BREATH FIRE, THROW A BOMB IN HIS MOUTH. OH, AND I�D TARGET HIM SO YOU DON�T MISS. AFTER, HE�LL GET STUNNED, SO HIT HIS HEAD AND ROLL AROUND. USE THE HYLIAN SHIELD AND YOU WON�T GET HURT EVEN IF HE ROLLS ON TOP OF YOU. AFTER YOU BEAT HIM GET HEART CONTAINER AND�. YOU KNOW THE PROCESS. NOW�. THE NEXT GUY WON�T BE AS EASY�..

LOOK. DON�T TELL ME. I ALREADY KNOW WHAT YOUR GOING TO SAY. YOU CAN�T BEAT BARINADE�.. WEAK YOU ARE!!!!!! NOW IF YOU WANT TO WIN THIS FIGHT, STEP ONE: DESTROY IT�S ARMS THAT ARE STUCK TO THE CEILING. STEP TWO: KILL THE FIRST ROW OF JELLYFISH. STEP THREE: DESTROY THE LAST ROW OF JELLYFISH THEN ONCE HE�S VULNERABLE, ATTACK HIS BUTT. THEN HE�LL DIE. ANY QUESTIONS? NO? GOOD. LET�S MOVE ONTO THE NEXT GUY.

SO YOUR MOMMY WON�T TELL YOU HOW TO BEAT PHANTOM GANON. POOR KID.I�LL HELP YOU. FIRST, EVERY TIME HE COMES OUT A PAINTING, SHOOT HIM AT FIRST SIGHT. BUT BEWARE!!! HE CAN CLONE HIMSELF. NOW IF YOU DO THAT, YOU CAN PROCEED TO THE LAST PART.IT�S LIKE FIGHTING GANONDORF. HE SHOOTS POWER BALL AT YOU. HIT IT BACK. KEEP IT UP AND WHEN HE GETS HIT, ATTACK HIM!!!! ANY QUESTIONS? NO? GOOD.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU HAVENT� HEARD OF VOLVAGIA? I-I�M SHOCKED��OH WELL. I�LL HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO YOU WON�T I. OH WELL. TO BEAT VOLVAGIA, USE THE MEGATON HAMMER ON HIS HEAD WHEN ONLY HIS HEAD COMES OUT. BUT I DOUBT YOU EVEN POSSES THAT HAMMER, BUT OH WELL. VOLVAGIA WILL FLY OUT AND ATTACK YOU. KEEP HITTING HIM AND YOULL WIN.

Tobi: "Okay, those are enough cheats for Tobi to be a better gamer than Senpai!" =D

Shadow of the Black Sand asks
Deidara:

Hey Deidara why do you have a mouth on each of your hands? Also how did they get there in the first place? Do they help you out at all?

Deidara: "My auxilary mouths are a kekkai genkai (bloodline limit.) They were always a latent feature in my DNA, but they manifested when I was about 12. They help me by letting me eat three flavors of ice cream at once."

asakura, ko asks - "Deidara! how do you do your hair!!! I try but it always falls down!!!!! I need to know your hair is cool !!!! P.S - you are my favorite akatsuki member you are the best you are way hotter than any of the other guys in Naruto Itachi - " Do you need some medicine for you red eye!" lolz!

Deidara: "...mmm... I seem to be very popular. That's nice. It makes me wish that Kishimoto-sensei hadn't killed me off so pointlessly fighting MarySue... As for the hairstyle- it can be done, but it requires hair gel. Also, your hair would have to be different lengths in different places, and it's probably not worth growing out your hair to over two feet long and then hacking away at it just to cosplay... Anyway, I have copyright on the hairstyle, so you have to pay me to use it!" :evil laugh:

SuperGrouper: "Don't listen to him. It's not copyrighted to him."

Itachi: "Are my eyes red? It's been so long since I've seen them..." -/_\-

Hey tobi,it'sme theguy who sent u those boss walkthrus. i wanted to ask if they helped u at all. Hey, Konan, I heard if you steal kakuzu's cash, he'll do whatevr you want. HIDAN!!! :D HOWZ ITGOING? KILL ANYONE LATELY? HUH? HUH? YOU LOOK LIKE JAMES BOND!!!!

Tobi: "Yeah! They helped me to beat the game faster than Senpai did!" =D

Konan: "There's nothing that I want Kakuzu to do."

Hidan: "No, because I'm dead. Stop bothering me."

Kekei�shari

Tobi~(this is a reply to the jelly babies) Alright tobi heres the deal a jelly baby is a kind of candy that looks like a baby it is not a baby covered in jelly

P.S. YOU HAVE TO SHARE THEM WITH SASORI (so the supercritters lives are made a living *** ku ku ku)

Tobi: "...Tobi doesn't want to eat something that looks like a baby..."

SuperGrouper: "Sasori is now swinging from the ceiling using chakra strings and is singing happy songs at a high tempo. Are you happy?" TT_TT

ok, name : deidei-kun is the best my question is for deidara : deidei, CAN I PLEASE BE YOUR FRIEND!! YOU ARE THE COOLEST YOU ARE THE BEST! and when I get older will you go out with me?!?! you rock! you are sooo cool!!! you are the best character in Naruto by far!! the show should be renamed Deidara and YOU should be the main character!!! yay for you!!! go you!!! you were my favorite character ever since I saw you foe the first time in shippuden!! I am you #1 fan!!!! you rock! please please! be my best friend!!!

Deidara: "Yeah, we can be friends, un. I might go out with you when you're older (if SuperGrouper lets me...) Yes, the show should be renamed after me. Kishimoto-sensei should have let me kill Sauce-Gay, too..."

itachi, itachi, itachi ... sigh you seem a little upset now ... awwwwww did i upset you? im sawwy! poor widdle itachi isnt all high and mighty anymowr ...
well, deidara, ... ill have "a short little talk" with jiraiya ... about "his new technique" ... he'll think twice about doing that again! -^_^- (dont ask why i have his e mail address ... o.o )
or hed at least better hope we dont meet in person ... and next time, lol, id think about fighting back if he ever tries to do a jutsu on you! lol
and deidara! guess what! guess what! guess what!!! youre in this months issue of shonen jump!!! -^_^- yay! hugs deidara-kun and i bought that 1 too ! =] and my mom said that i could subscribe for sJ -^_^- ! im pumped! cuz they started shippuden! =] =] heehee
and .... "who may or may not have been an alien" ? o.o then .... wheres this guy from? O.O im sure tsunade has some kind of affectoin for you! ^_^ im mean really .... who couldnt at least think youre cute? -^_^-
youre welcome, tobi! -^_^- gives tobi a big christmas present and then heres christmas cards for all of you! (even supergrouper & co. -^_^-)
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x202/kidraccoon/Akatsuki%20Stuff/Christmas.jpg
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q27/Obelisk91/AkatsukiChristmas.jpg
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/6sakuradrops/Naruto/Fanart/Narutox-mas.jpg
(and this 1s for deidara-kun .... you guys wouldnt want it ...) http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc52/rin_niwa_01/naruto_tsunade0098.jpg and deidara, i found a really cool AMV about your art! http://youtube.com/watch?v=lKx4evJYkbM&feature=related so Deidara, did you like my freewebs site? well, you probably dont have a lot of time to do whatever ... oh, and do you (this is probably a dumb question .... -.-) know how to draw? like ... really well? can you teach me? i want to get better at it, but the only time ive really had to draw is during class cuz i sit in the back of the room, so my teacher never notices... =P and for our school year book, we are having a competition at our school to draw the cover. and one of my best friends and i are doing it together, and we both think we'll do good (we're doing an anime girl in our school uniform and then HN (the anitials of our school name), 07/08, and prbably some kind of sports thing) but ive only drawn on lined paper ... ive never done any kind of drawing thats turned out good on plain white paper ... so could you help me since youre a great artist? and i have one more question for you for now, deidara-sama. ... -^_^- heehee! am i your biggest fan? ^_^ ~rin01 <3

Deidara: "Yay! I'm psyched that I'm finally appearing in the American Shonen Jump. Perhaps Tsunade-sama will read about my daring exploits and awesome artistic skills and will fall in love with me... (////) *blushing*

"I can draw pretty well, but I can't teach you, since I'm being held captive by the SuperCritters. I like all of my fans (except the really perverted ones,) so I'm not sure who the biggest one is. I must love all of my fans equally!" >:D

*SuperGrouper hits him with a ceramic pelican*

"...um, of course, SuperGrouper is my favorite of all of my fans- how could I have forgotten?" ^^;

YAY!!!! you are cool!! supergruper should let you!!!!!! you are the best!

Deidara: "...I don't get as much freedom as I should... but I get free food and a roof over my head, so I guess I won't complain." :)

ok.itachi your eyes are red so get medicine.......you two are cool!

Itachi: "Okay." (yelling) "Kisame! You need to lead me to a pharmacy to buy some eyedrops!"

yeah, i bet tsunade will read it and fall in love with you! 8.. | .... and SuperGrouper, ..... i call being his biggest fan ... so back off! =P well, i wish you could teach me ... and im excited that youre in it too! -^_^-
tsunade was in it too, and all throughout it, it kinda looked like she was thinking about you the whole time! =] (heehee! i know i was!) i bet youre a great artist! "some people wouldnt know true art even if it bit them in the face." -^_^- the detonating clay you use to create a beautiful work of art has been once again used to capture gaara from suna! =] and ...... your left arm got crushed in that chapter ... which really ticked me off. =0 but those clay birds you make from the mouths on your palms are really amazing! i mean really! you would think that theyd be heavy and fall to the ground ... that ... wouldnt be good ...
and your other mouths are pretty cool! ^_^ but its kinda creepy that they have teeth. o.O and what was really suspenseful was the last thing you said ... , "snaring you alive was the hard part ... ... and a most satisfying end to this masterpiece ..."
and then, it was "TO BE CONTINUED ..." so ....... so *** suspenseful! do you know what happens next? can you tell me? why did you have to capture gaara? and how come those stupid people from suna didnt even try to save him? .... o.o and what does the character on your ring say? and pein, this question is for you. you know how all of the akatsuki paint purple nail polish on their nails? how come its purple? like ... why couldnt it be a more .... like, a better color?
personaly, i think purple is an icky color =P .... what do you think about it, deidara-sama? hey tobi? how come your mask is orange? o.O oh! and 1 more thing! deidara-sama? do you know if there are any naruto tcg cards of you?
-^_^- later!
~rin01

Deidara: "I keep up hope that my darling Tsunade will recognize the beauty of my art and fall in love with me. :) The thing with my left arm was unfortunate- but I have it back now, so it's no big deal. The birds are able to fly due to aerodynamics and the power of manga. My auxilary mouths are weird... The people who did the official translation for that chapter made it a good deal cheesier than it was in the original and inserted weird, English-only expressions that weren't present in the Japanese. They stuck with the overall feeling, but they took too many liberties... >_< I promise you that I did not call Gaara a 'Philistine' in the original text... >_<

"The people from Suna didn't try to save Gaara because they were afraid of being infected by the POWER OF THE FUNK that Gaara of the Funk uses. If they had gotten too close, then they might have had weird theme music play whenever their names were said. I myself was briefly affected by the POWER OF THE FUNK, but it wore off quickly- perhaps I wasn't funky enough for it, un.

"The character on my ring means 'Blue' or 'Aquamarine' and the proper name of my ring is 'Seiryuu' ('Blue Dragon,') which is a reference to the four beasts of Chinese mythology. Itachi's is 'Suzuka' or 'crimson sparrow,' which is another of the four Saint Beasts.

"The Akatsuki nail polish is made from powdered metal mixed with resin. Once it hardens, it becomes like a sheet of metal. It prevents our nails from being damaged/torn off during battle. The purple color is a side effect of the ingredients. I look on the bright side- at least the nail polish isn't light pink! >_<

"I think that there are cards of me, but they may not be released in America yet. I'm not sure."

Tobi: "Tobi wears an orange mask so that Senpai can see him coming from a long way off and won't throw bombs at Tobi thinking that Tobi is an enemy. Also, the orange mask was the cheapest one they sold at the Konoha Wal*Mart."

gives a tantrum to itachi WHAAAAAAAAAA

neh neh sasori can i join you and the hyperness

Sasori: "Here! Have some candy!!!" =D

DEIDARA!!! I BROKE MY HAND!!!!! I CAN'T MAKE BIG BOMBS NOMORE!!!! (SOB-WIMPER) So uh, just so you know I changed my name, again. I'm Now MAMA LUIGI, or just Luigi. Have you ever changed your name before??? Tell superGrouper he' a *** an n00b and some other thing. He HATES ME!!!! (steal kisame's sword and drive a fork thru his skull) Ha Ha!!! I'm happy now. Later and tell hidan he's got a new friend.

SuperGrouper:
(1.) I AM NOT A MAN (Why is it that so many people think that?)
(2.) I am not a n00b.
(3.) I do not hate you (why would you think that?) *confused*
(4.) I am not a ***. I never have been and I never will be.
(5.) Why would you steal Samehada, only to use a fork instead? *parries to fork with my ceramic pelican, knocking the fork aside harmlessly*
(6.) If you want Hidan, you can have him. He's annoying. Should I put him in a cardboard box and mail him to you for Christmas? :? You'll have to pay for the postage, though.
(7.) Try to keep your emails a bit more civil, okay? :) An address-based blocking filter is only a few clicks away for me.

Deidara: "Sorry about your hand! *sympathy* Getting hand injuries hurts, doesn't it? >_< SuperGrouper is a girl, by the way. I won't let you kill her- not that I really care, but she's giving us free room and board and I don't want to be out starving in the woods again. ^^; Also, she sometimes lets me borrow her paints and brushes..."

looks at sasori then kisses him takeing his candy form his mouth yay!!

deidara-oniichan!! looks for him tsunade says shes sorry

Sasori: "I feel as if I am no longer innocent." >_<;

Deidara: "...I hope so."

haha! thatd look really funny if it was light pink! or even a bright pink! lol ^_^ i dont mind pink, but purples just .... icky. =P bla! good thing you have your arm back! -^_^- yeah, they are definatley not in america yet, if there are cards of you. i dont like the cards that much, nor do i play them, nut i used to just collect them. but i really want one of you! -^_^- and i was looking on amazon cuz i was bored, and i looked you up and there was a plushie of you n i wanted it sooooo badly! -^_^- one day she'll reconize the beauty of your art. =]
so, whats 'THE FUNK' ? i like the color aquamarine. so my friend and i started , well i started, (shes gonna outline it) drawing the cover for the contest, and it actually isnt that bad yet! and now im rooting for 2 ppl who are in love to get together! you and tsunade, and my bff and some guy who goes on the bus, but goes to a different school than we do. but hes afraid to get off the bus ... lol and yesterday, he got two of his friends who are on my bus to ask her out for him, but first they asked her sister (cuz theyre twins, my other bff), and she said no only if my sister says no. so then they went to go ask the sister they were originally going to ask, and she said no only if he gets off the bus. and today he got off the bus, but he didnt ask her and when he got back on the bus he asked her for her screen-name. cep she kinda froze, so i backed her up and said shes not telling! -^_^-
i believe you didnt call him a philistine, but whats a philistine? o.O and in the chapter, it showed you throwing those clay spiders, and when it was crawling up the guy, he said, "wh-what is this thing?!" and you said, "thing? philistine!" then it blew up right in his face. then you said, "some ppl wouldnt know true art even if it bit them in the face!"
you know how you said that youre only living with supergrouper because she gives you a place to live and lets you use her paints and brushes and that way youre not out starving in the woods? well, youre welcome to come stay here!!! -^_^- thatd be so much fun! cep ..... id probably annoy you by staying up all night asking you a lot a questions ... =[ so sorry if you think im annoying ... =[
and tobi-kun, do you go to the konoha wal*mart all the time? lol and what i think all of you akatsuki should do is like .... give sasori a ton of candy and then let him run around like a loonitic ! lol

SuperGrouper: "I'm still trying to get a big plushie of him, too. SuperWombat got me the cute little keychain one for my birthday, so now my sights are on the giant Deidara plushie." *_*

Deidara: "SuperGrouper-no-danna wants a plushie of me? Well, that was emotionally disturbing and strange... 0_o;; 'Gaara of the Funk' is from the parody series 'Naruto Abridged.' Rather than trying to explain it, it would be easier for you to watch THIS. You can read the definition of Philistine HERE. Grouper-no-danna would be able to explain it quite a bit, but unlike her, I'm not a Bible scholar. I can't leave the house without supervision, so attempts to escape are futile... ^^; Anyway, Kisame likes it here. Grouper-no-danna decorated with a marine fish theme and she has a huge aquarium, so he fits right in. Also, I really like one of Grouper-no-danna's cats. I even did some art of her at my gallery." :)

Tobi: "Tobi goes to the Konoha Wal*Mart pretty often."

SuperGrouper: "No more candy for Sasori for a while. He's still recovering from his last sugar binge." *points to Sasori lying semi-unconscious on the couch*

Dear Akatsuki,

I was wondering can you carry out an assassination mission for me, I hear that part of your plan to take over the world is that you need funding$$ can you do this because there is these annoying girls in my neighborhood who think their better manga artists than me. Please carry out the plan. ;)

jk jk jk

Kisame: "We only assassinate ninja."

Dear akatsuki,

Do you think it is a good idea to make a new thing on utube called Akatsuki chat, where the akatsuki talk to one another withy really funny comments and games like truth or dare or read the other member's diary/journal?

I need your opinion

Tobi: "It sounds fun to Tobi."

Itachi: "YouTube is weak... why is it weak? Because it caves in to the legal threats of the entertainment industry."

Deidara: "On a side note, I've been banned from YouTube 45 times for copyright reasons... Just don't do copyrighted stuff (like anime clips) and hope for the best...)"

Dear Deidara,

Could I become your apprentice in the arts because I'm and extremely good artist and I've drawn several pictures of you winning battles with you surrounded with your enemy's corpses?

Deidara: "Why not?" :)

Kekei�shari

Kakuzu~your not a very good Scotsman��..because if u were��. (Cool lawyer voice)U WOULD KNOW SCOTTISH PEOPLE USE POUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOUR NOT THE REAL KAKUZU ARE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kakuzu: "I'm half Scottish, half Irish and 25% ninja. I'm so good at math that I can defy the rules!>:D Yay for math!!!"

Deidara: "Math is for people too dumb to do art." *flashes his flunked math test*

Kakuzu: "Are you really sure about that?" >_<;

Itachi: "You're weak- why are you weak? Because you don't study!"

Deidara: "...well, if I had studied, then maybe I wouldn't be stuck working with you guys on such a lame job... Maybe I should have studied subjects besides art, after all."

SuperGrouper: "Art AND studying other stuff for the win!" >:D

Tobi: "You don't have to study- Tobi never studied, and look how smart Tobi is!" =D

Deidara: *immediately starts looking for a college to attend online*

Dear Itachi,

Why do you think artists are noobs, when in reality they control your very existsence let alone the "good looks on your blog that you brag about."

Itachi: "It all started when this guy named Sai DARED to insult me... And what a terrible thing he said..."

Dear Deidara,

Could you apprentice me in the ways of manga art. I'm really good at drawing manga and by the way I can get you a really awesome pic of tsunsde in a bikini!! Not at all hentai. I swear.

Sincerely, Master manga artist #1

Deidara: "The best way to learn how to draw manga is by finding a manga artist whose style you like, buy some of their manga and then start drawing copies of the pictures in it. After a while, you'll absorb their style and increase your skills. Grouper-no-danna first learned how to draw manga by copying pictures of Sailor Moon, and she learned kimono from the Inuyasha manga. (BTW, almost all of the 'learn to draw manga' sort of books are absolute crap. 80% of the manga artists at deviantART can draw better manga than the people who write those books- their style is terrible!)

Also, decide what style of manga you would be doing. If you like cute shoujo manga, then learning from the style that Naoko Takeuchi uses for the Sailor Moon manga can be great. If you need to draw a lot of kimono, then Rurouni Kenshin and Inuyasha are good series to learn from- and you can find tons of pictures online. If you like action, then Kenshin, Inuyasha and Yuu Yuu Hakusho are all good bets- and of course, Naruto. You don't have to limit yourself to one style or artist- Grouper-no-danna has adapted different elements of style from many artists:

basics, folded fabric and ball gowns: Takeuchi Naoko (Sailor Moon)
kimono: from Takahashi Rumiko (Inuyasha)
eyes: taken from Pokemon anime, with some modifications
faces: partially copied from Akira Hibino, an online artist
shading/light effects (and sometimes eyes): she tries to copy Kaze-hime's style at times
hair: a cross between Takeuchi Naoko and Takahashi Rumiko's styles, with some modifications thrown in
watercolors: tries to emulate Luciole Loong (with mixed success)

"Basically, when SuperGrouper sees an element of someone's style she likes, she tries to emulate it in order to become a better artist. That's the way that most people learn- and since you'll be taking elements you admire from different places and adapting them to your own tastes, you'll end up with a unique style. Years ago, SuperGrouper's style was IDENTICAL to Takeuchi Naoko's style, since she had only practiced from Sailor Moon- but now her style is very different. The best way to learn almost anything is to find someone who is already good at it and copy from them as practice. Please note, however, that I am NOT talking about art theft- I'm talking about practicing from someone else's style. Art thieves are like a festering bunion on the hindquarters of the art world.

"About the bikini pic- even if you mailed that to me, Grouper-no-danna would never let me get it, so don't bother." TT_TT

Dear Tobi,

Are you Obito, Kakashi's buddy way back, but you ended up faking your own death just to join the Akatsuki, just to satisfy your growing thirst for evil

Sincerely Master manga artist #1

Uchiha Madara: "Since you have learned the secret of my host, I must plunge you into the forest of doom-ish sorts of things! >:D DIMENSION RIFT!!!"

SuperGrouper: *narrowly manages to rescue Master manga artist #1 from certain doom by harnessing the magical powers of her ceramic pelican*

Name: Master Manga artist #1

Question for Zetsu: If I had you as a plant and put you in the middle of my school, would you eat everyone in my school who passed by because that's what happened when I put my Venus fly trap in a box of flies I bred.

Zetsu: "OF COURSE I WOULD NOT!"
"...yes I would eat every single one of them"

yeah tobi! youre a "genius"! better hurry up with that college deidara... though i thought you went to college already .... cuz youre smart. but i dont study that much either, very boring .... especialy social studies =P, and math is my absolute worst subject! and thats exactly how i learned to draw manga! (how you told that other person) -^_^-
... ....... ......... i dont know if i told you this yet deidara-kun, but one of my friends calls you pom-pom boy ... =[ because of your hair ..... but i think your hair is perfect the way it is. ^_^ and she just told me that you are very bad looking and youre a freak. O_O do you believe that!? ugh! =P and i said no hes not! gaara just crushed one of his arms and your stupid Sauce-gay tore off his other one! but he got them back!
and the shes like so? n im like so? n then shes yeah anyway (guess she backed off cuz she knew she was no match for you and neither is saucy) ... i dont believe it. =P oh well, we both know youre awsome! -^_^- oh, and she also doesnt beleive that you totally kick gaaras ***. =P either way, youre awsome! deidara-sama, you seem like the only akatsuki with an "additude" . you know, like the only one who like ..... does things your own way. like it seems like all the other are just "oh ok fine lets just do it and get over with it ..." and then theres you; you go and have fun with everything you do...you have to do things your way. and .... o.O thats the funk??? and YOU were affected by it??? well, at leats you beat him. so uh ..... tobi ..... have you ever gone to a wal*mart close to supergroupers house? and whats your mask made out of? lol ~rin01

Deidara: "'Pom-pom boy?' That's actually not so bad, compared to Grouper-no-danna's term for my hair. She says that it looks like a pomerian dog's hind-end. I've been called a freak since I was a kid. TT_TT I always do things my own way, though. =D Artists are generally like that. We're an eccentric lot. ^_^ ...what got my arm was Gaara's 'funk coffin,' which is exactly like the sand tomb technique, but with awful, distracting background music. I should not have underestimated the power of the funk! 0_0 I won, though." ^_^

Tobi: "Yes, I've gone to a Wal*Mart near to SuperGrouper's house- but she won't let me go again. A lot of things happened while I was there, like a whole display of tomato sauce jars exploding and a live goat running loose, so now she always sends Kisame-san to do the errands.... TT_TT My mask is carved out of an old pumpkin that washed into SuperGrouper-san's yard one fall. It was free."

This question is for Supergrouper: If your as good and an artist as Deidara says you are, why not use a magic paintbrush or something because the stone pelican is kind of out of context and kind of copies the style used in the anime called Mar.

P.s. Deidara thx for the advice on all the manga stuff because it helped me a lot and actually I'm on my way to becoming extremely good by using a book called "The Monser book of manga"

P.s. have You ever read the manga SGT Frog it is hilarious in a teenage kind of way.

SuperGrouper: "I've never watched Mar, so I don't quite understand. The ceramic pelican is an actual item I have in my room, which is (heavily) decorated with an ocean theme. On one occassion, we thought that someone had broken into the house, and it was the deadliest-looking thing I had in my bedroom, so I grabbed it for self-defense (I have since then bought a katana, so I may retire the pelican from actual defense duty.) The reason that I use it as a weapon in Project Akatsuki is because it actually was my weapon of choice during that rather traumatic experience. ^^; Don't worry- no one died. Whomever was trespassing was fortunate enough to leave before I killed them...

"Seriously, if I had a jutsu, it would probably be like Sai's, but the painter-who-brings-their-art-to-life is so overused in so many anime... If I could, though, I would draw my snow fox mascot and animate her... Hikari-chan wouldn't be very useful, but she's adorable... I might also create an army of carnivorous plants and stick them in our garden for security. I'd make them not eat cats or other animals- only trespassers..."
</end of disturbing view into my thought processes>

Deidara: "I haven't read either of the things you mentioned. Sorry!" ^^;

Question for Deidara
Why can't you break free from Supergrouper, it is nine of the greatest Shinobi packed into one union and im sure Itachi could probably woo Supergrouper to his will with his kalidascope sharingan. Plus, You Deidara can go Deizilla like in Tobi's blog. P.s. Some manga drawing books do help because they were written by famous manga artists like Masashi Kishimoto and if anyone out there does buy any good drawing books, buy "THe Monster Book Of Manga."
Signed the Master Manga artist#1 :) :) ;) :-D

Deidara: "Grouper-no-danna is immune to genjutsu, curses and poison, rendering Itachi, Hidan and Sasori useless against her. She is also armed with a mighty ceramic pelican. Deizilla won't work, because whenever I summon him, Grouper-no-danna happily glomps him. >_<; Also, the SuperWombat is formidable and frightening...
I don't know of any manga-drawing books that were written by actual manga-ka. If there are any, then I might be interested. Most of the ones I see at the book store are written by American guys with absolutely no style or talent... I haven't heard of the 'Monster Book of Manga.' It might be good..."

Question for Deidara: How do you take all of the stuff from all of those annoying fangirls who have no life. It must be very Physically Demeaning.

P.s. Thx for saying you could apprentice me, that was me when I said I like drawing you killing Itachi which I just drew recently, thinking of posting it on my devian art account sometime.

Signed Master Manga Artist #1

Deidara: "Yes, it's demeaning. I don't know why anyone would draw porn of me and other guys- I said that my art style is the 'superflat' genre. An art person would know that the 'superflat' genre ridicules perversion, including homosexuality. Listing that as my art style is about the same as screaming, 'I'M NOT GAY,' but everyone seems to ignore that... TT_TT

"I have an account with deviantart, as well. I recently did some art of Grouper-no-danna's cat. The sisters are annoying, but their cats are AWESOME and make great models for my art (which is one of the real reasons I'm staying here.) My account is here, by the way- [link]

From: Dei fan

Deidara: Why do you put up with Sasori and Tobi as partners? Sasori's so impaitient and Tobi's just plain annoying. Oh well. I just figured you should know that one of my friends who reads the manga referred to you as "that creepy girl from the Akatsuki" and was shocked when I explained that you're a guy. Oh well, you're still the best and I love your ponytail!!

Itachi: Sasuke is so much better than you and I hope he kills you and gets his revenge so there.

Merry Christmas to everyone and Deidara, here's some candy but don't share it with Sasori.

Deidara: "I'm the new guy in the Akatsuki, so I get all of the bad jobs, like cleaning the base's toilets. I don't have a choice in partners... I like my ponytail, too. Merry Christmas!" =D

Itachi: "He's weak- why is he weak? Because he lacks Christmas cake."

Sasori: *tries to steal the candy, but ends up tripping and falling down instead* "...Owww..." TT_TT

To all akatsuki members:
I'm making a story about you guys. send me some questions about furure chapters as long as it's not perverted or anything. just ask me questions and in my story which will oneday be a show on youtube will answer you questions. any questions? good. save em' for the show.

Itachi: "Will Sasuke always be weak? Will laser surgery correct my vision?"

Kisame: "Kishimoto isn't going to have that little nudist fish-boy kill me off, is he?"

Zetsu: "Will I eat something tasty?"

Deidara: "Will I come back from the dead in the Naruto manga and PWN Itachi?" *hopeful*

Sasori: "Will my beloved Sakura always be as awesome as she is now? SHE BETTER NOT DIE! IF ANYONE HURTS HER, I'LL COME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND DROP-KICK THEIR HEADS!"

Kakuzu: "What is the future of the stock market?"

Hidan: "Will I ever get my body back and go back to creepily annoying everyone?"

SuperGrouper: "Shut up, Hidan. you're dead. ...I, the awesome and victorious SuperGrouper, want to know if ALL of the Akatsuki are going to die in the manga, or if some of them will live on..."

Tobi: "Will they ever animate the rest of 'Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle?'"

Madara: "Will the earth be mine?" *evil laugh*

Konan: "Will Pein marry me?" (////)

Pein: "Will all wars cease? Would going back on my medication from the psychiatrist help me?"

This is Jessi Uchiha. yes i'm an Uchiha but it's just that Itachi forgot me!! ( i wasnt there i was with Orochimaru.) Okay my ? is for Itachi!!! WHY DID YOU KILL THE CLAN?! to test your strength is not a good reasonm!! that's some stupid thing you siad to make Sasuke's whinny *** hush!! NOW WHAT"S THE REAL REASON?!

Itachi: "There's a video by someone called 'FioriParty' that explains the real reason. It involves Sasuke using my webcam without permission..."

Kay. I'm back ya'll. I want ALL of your oppinions on this video. (Yes, even Hidan and Itachi: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/382676 and this video plz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjqJlhlV1TA

here's the real questions. Are you all virgins. Srry but I want to know.
How did u get so hot Deidara?
I'll pay you $1000000000000 for each of the Akatsuki members. That's each! you are mesmerized by all of the zeros And I'll pay $9000000000000000000000000000000000000000 for Deidara and Hidan each. PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ But they have to go to BAnd Camp. W00T!!!

~Crazyanimecookie May the force be with you...

Itachi: "That question is weak."

Kisame: "I... don't have to answer that."

Zetsu: "Does my plant pollinating count? *no it doesn't count.* It might? *no*"

Deidara: "If you count all of the times I've been defiled in online fandom, no, un. Actually, yes- the moment a potential wife sees my hands, there's screaming and fleeing. Maybe I should do what my father did and wear gloves for the whole courtship and marriage... but when my Mom found out, my Dad died mysteriously a few days later, so maybe it's not a good idea?" :?

Sasori: "I turned my body into an artificial creation of wood when I was about 14. Of course I am. I developed true immortality in place of the normal method of self-perpetuation. Who needs kids if you never die? It was an obvious choice- one that I rarely regret."

Kakuzu: "No. I was married twice, over 100 years ago. I have 8 kids, 23 grandkids and 56 great-grandkids. All of them except for TenTen live in Scotland, which is why they don't appear in 'Naruto.'"

SuperGrouper: "I assume that the not-so-dear departed Hidan probably was NOT. He was WAY to evil to have behaved himself... He's a FORMER Buddhist monk who founded his own sect of Buddhism (jashinism,) so I get the feeling that he left the mainstream Buddhist monk life because he was too evil for it... I imagine that he would have been like Miroku after a sake binge..."

Hidan: "I can hear that, you know!"

SuperGrouper: "Wombat-chan! It's time for you to kill Hidan again!!"

Wombat: "WOMBAT SPARKLING SUGAR SHOCK!!" *she waves a pink, heart-tipped wand, which releases a cloud of pink sparkles and knocks Hidan out again* [her uniform is like a pink and purple version of Super Sailor Moon's, if that helps you to visualize this]

Konan: *sparkling eyes* "Yes, I'm saving myself for Pein-sama! ...and if he doesn't propose to me pretty soon, I'm going to kill him by jamming sharp, pointy origami creations up his..."

Pein: "Konan really loves pain... that's why I love her. As for me- well, I have at least six or seven bodies, and I don't know what the owners did with them before I got them... The world may never know."

Deidara: "Well, I got very hot when I was in Suna. I was walking through the middle of the desert wearing a thick, black body-cloak, so I suppose that was when I got hot, un."

SuperGrouper: "I'll rent you Hidan for two weeks. He's coming back on January the 3rd. ...he's kind of dead, though..."

oh, so the funk just has ..... background music??? haha! just comes outta knowhere these days doesnt it? good thing you won, it would really suck if you diddnt ... O_O lol -^_^- so then has your hair been in that same style you have since you were a kid? i dont think youre a freak. i think youre a respectalbe artist deidara-sama. -^_^- how old were you when you took your potery/ceramics class? because at the high school im probably going to, they have a potery class, and i was thinking it would be fun to do. deidara-kun, whats your favorite american movie? and supergrouper, why do you send kisame to do errands? the most normal person to go, would probably be konan. just have her dressed like an american and no one would suspect her, or ask her for an autograph. shes really pretty, so people would just think shes some high school girl shopping for her mom er something. oh! and i found where you can get a deidara-sama plushie! you can get it on amazon.com! i saw it and it was really cute! =] lol and to all the akatsuki memberz(including madara) : hope you have a good Christmas and have fun! Merry Christmas! -^_^- -rin01

Deidara: "No, my hair hasn't always been in the same style. When they do a flashback of how I joined the Akatsuki, they show that when I was younger I wore it all tied back into a very loose ponytail that was fasted beneath my neck. I still had the long bangs, though. I've played with clay since I was a kid, but I've never really had any formal training. Ceramics classes can be a lot of work, but they can be fun, too. My favorite American movie? Probably 'Indianna Jones and the Last Crusade.' I like 'Gone in 60 Seconds' too, though. Oh, and all of the 'Star Wars' movies are good. The explosions in the 'Star Wars' movies are AWESOME! *_* Also, Princess Leia is hot."

SuperGrouper: "I was looking for a Deidara plushie on Ebay, but then I blew almost all of my money on furisode kimono, so it may be a while. ^^; I have a great love of kimono- I can't help it. ^_^ Actually, Konan would be an ideal person to send, based on her appearance, but she tends to spend tons of money on things liked scented bath soaps. Kisame is sturdy and reasonable, so he's great for errands."

Madara: "Shouldn't you say 'Happy Holidays' to avoid offending someone?"

SuperGrouper: "People aren't really offended by 'Merry Christmas.' Saying 'Happy Holidays' is really just a way to offend Christians... And Madara, you're only one step away from joining Hidan. We needed to get his Christmas-hating nastiness out of the house before Christmas Eve, and an ally was nice enough to babysit him for a while..."

Kisame: "If Christmas means cookies, then I don't object to Christmas..."

Itachi: "Kisame, you are a traitor to all that is evil... I only celebrate ITACHI APPRECIATION DAY. It's the only holiday I celebrate, and I celebrate it every day. You should, too."

Kisame: "So, does 'Itachi Day' involve cookies, too?"

SuperGrouper: TT_TT "why me..."

Kisame: "I will celebrate ANY holiday that involves baking me cookies!" *toothy grin*

SuperGrouper: "HEY! Those cookies are supposed to be for my Dad- um, I mean, Santa! KISAME!! PUT THEM DOWN!!!" >:0