Project Akatsuki: Because it's fun...

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Well, Hidan... you get to come to my house... is that good or bad? Ah, well... good thing I can bring the dead back, eh? gives the money owed to SuperGrouper
Be happy Hidan cuz I'm paying a !@#$ load of money for you...
Deidara's got a jar of dirt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B66k4SrwTD0
Itachi. Uhhh. Are you at all embarassed about being related to Tobi?
Online fanfiction, Deidara? I'm a writer ^//////^
I done one of Pein but it was more of like a love thing than a lemon.
plays Caramelldansen Dance! Dei-kun and Tobi-kun!
OMFG!!!! I just found out that Hidan is my cousin... @^@
Well, bye... until next time... goes all shadowy like Pein

Itachi: "Whenever someone I know finds out that I'm related to Tobi, I usually try to kill them. Being a blood relative of Tobi's is the greatest embarrassment of my entire life."

Tobi: *starts crying*

Madara: "You vile little whelp, Itachi! How dare you to speak to your great-great-grandfather that way!" *glares at him threateningly*

Deidara: (////) "I refuse to do that dance..."

Kakuzu: "Whether he's your cousin or not, I'm glad to be free of him for a while."

JessiUchiha-
1) ZETSU- I'm a vegetarian (that means I eat plants NOT MEAT) what are you gonna do about that?!
2) TOBI- why did you leave the hidden leaf village?! why did you leave kakashi?! he misses you!!! you were his BEST friend!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED?!
3) DEIDARA- will you KILL Itachi BRUTALLY for me?! I don't want sasuke to get to him first sasuke's got some MAJOR issues.....
4) Itachi- Will you go die already?!

Zetsu: "I'm a carnivore. I eat meat, not plants. What are YOU going to do about THAT?"

Tobi: "Rin preferred him over me..." TT_TT

Deiara: "Of course he has issues. He's an Uchiha. They all have issues. Grouper-no-danna says that the Uchiha all carry a dominant gene for mental illness, un. Actually, Sasuke already got me... but I'm training in the art of throwing clay on a wheel, which should help me during out inevitable rematch."

Itachi: "I'm alive- why am I alive? Because my enemies lack strength."

Kiki~of~the~akatski~

1)Konan- Why did you join the akatski?
2) Pein- Why are you always in the shadows?
3)Zetsu- Would you eat someone while hugging them?
4)Tobi- what is your favorite Final Fantasy game?
5) Deidara- Why do you like Tsunade?
6)Haiden- are you a vampire??

Konan: "I joined because Pein did."

Pein: "I hide in the shadows because I have acne."

Zetsu: "I don't know- no one besides my mom or dad has ever hugged me, and I would never eat my parents..."

Tobi: "I like Final Fantasy 9 and 10."

SuperGrouper (answering in place of Deidara): "As a word of advice, it's really NOT a good idea to have a crush on someone based only upon their physical attributes..."

Deidara: "HEY!! That's not the ONLY reason I like her!! I like her strength, too! Her destructive capabilities are awesome! ...Also, I like the Western type..."

SuperGrouper: "While she is almost certainly a parody of the Japanese steretypes about Americans, Tsunade technically isn't Western."

Deidara: "YOU DON'T KNOW THAT! ...you're just jealous that I like her more than you!"

Hidan is gone for a few weeks, so I'll answer. He's like a vampire because vampires are evil and all evil is similar. Regretably, his traits make it impossible for me to get rid of him..."

JessiUchiha & Kiki~of~the~akatski

Itachi- Why are you weak? answer= Because you lack love!!! and WEBCAM MY ***

SuperGrouper: "You know, it's really ironic and awesome that you would say that, because that's the same thing that I say about Itachi. ^_^ How could anyone be strong unless they had loved ones to protect?"

Itachi: *sits in stunned silence, unsure how to respond*

JessiUchiha again...
ITACHI- if you say it was because of the web cam thing (LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Then you had to notice her icon!!! YOU AND SAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! is that true?! I'm going to kill you so she's going to die because then she will have lost both of her loves!!!! YOU AND SASUKE ARE going to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deidara- KILL Itachi

Itachi: "I'm no longer sure what you're talking about. That pink-haired girl HATES me. I worry that she's going to kill me someday for what I did to Sasuke..."

Deidara: "I'm working on it, I'm working on it. Murdering a ninja takes time, planning and a pelican!"

darkrai6751for tobi
tobi:is your head really a pumpkin(or NBA basketball)?
p.s.:i am holding mr. fuzzums captive
p.s.s.:keep on being a good boy :D

Tobi has several masks, so that if one gets broken Tobi has an extra one to use. Tobi has a pumkin and a basketball. ...MR. FUZZUMS?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Give Mr. Fuzzums BACK! RIGHT NOW!!! ...Tobi will show YOU 'good boy' if you don't give Mr. Fuzzums back to Tobi!" >:(

question for Deidara and Sasori

In shippuden or later what happens is Sakura is apprenticed by Tsunade and later, on google there are images of sakura when she is older and she is technically like tsunade except with pink.
Will you too fight over her, because that would be pretty funny.

Ps. Deidara, please take this scroll. Hands over scroll take it and learn the ultimate art technique, summon medusa's head and turn your foe to stone. "evil laugh" Please sign on the dotted line.

Deidara: "Well, Sakura IS a lot like Tsunade-sama, but there is a difference... Because of that, I still prefer Tsunade."

Sasori: "Deidara, you are so shallow. You're an embarrassment to all men. ...and I think that Sakura is beautiful."

Deidara: "OOH! A scroll to summon a Medusa's head and turn my foes into stone, un?! =D Hey, I wonder what will happen if I do this in front of a mirror... AAAAAHGHH!!!"

Sasori: "...well, I could use a tensei-no-jutsu to bring him back at the cost of my own life... but seriously, do you really expect me to do that? Time to elope with Sakura!" =D

SuperGrouper: *sigh* *brings Deidara back using Tenseiga, then lectures him for his stupidity*

Question for Deidara.

That jutsu I sent you will be an awesome prank because you can put in places like the cookie jar, candy jar, in the pool, in the garden, or in Itachi's eye medicine cabinet.

signed Manga Artist #1
Ps: Supergrouper, I have a weapon as strong as the ceramic pelican, called the Katana of medusa, stay tuned to find out it's special power, Muah ha ha ha ha ha .

Deidara: "...mmm... Grouper-no-danna says that I'm not supposed to play with the toys you give me anymore, since I got killed by one of them, un..." u_u

SuperGrouper: "Deidara, don't play with bad toys! 0_o ...stronger than the ceramic pelican? I doubt it..."

don't send this back to me!!!!!

Kiki of the akatsuki-
Pein- I thought you hid in the shadows because you were evil...
Konan- would you do ANYTHING Pein did????
Tobi- do you like pokemon????
zetsu- AWWWWWW!!! hugs zetsu while eyeing his evil side
Deidara- that's not very smart to like someone for their looks and strength!!!! GET A LIFE!!!!!
Kakuzu- I stopped watching sailor moon when i was 5 GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is JessiUchiha now...
Itachi- Your slow!!! GO DIE!!!! And sakura couldn't kill ANYONE!!!!! SHE"S TO GIRLY!!! and sasuke just needs to get a life and realize Deidara's gonna kill you first!!!
Kiki agrees!!!! ^
Deidara- It's not THAT hard!!!! here's something to make you feel better, I'm an uchiha and I like your art!! LOL!!!
Zetsu- Ill eat you first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tobi- You're a BAD BOY!!!!!! (LOL!!! you, itachi, and sasuke disgrace the uchiha name!!!!!)

Pein: "Well, that is one of my reasons."

Konan: "I would not kiss a girl."

Tobi: "Tobi LOVES Pokemon!" =D =D =D

Zetsu: *gives a half-hearted bite which is more like a harmless chewing*

Deidara: "...give me a break. I'm living with a bunch of weird people who gave me a 9:00pm curfew. I can at least dream, can't I?"

SuperGrouper: "Dream? About WHAT?" *narrows eyes*

Kisame: "Ah! Hey- that's the face that fish make when they're jealous!"

Kakuzu: "I guess that now isn't a good time to mention my collection of hand-sewn goth Hello Kitty plushes?"

Itachi: *turns his back and refuses to answer arrogantly*

Deidara: "You like it?! Haha! See, Itachi? There are Uchiha with good tastes, after all!" =D

Zetsu: "Omnomnom."

Tobi: "Tobi is a good boy. Madara is a bad boy."

well madara im sorry! at least i said something! nya! =P and i thought sasuke was a brat .... "itachi appreciation day" huh? lol well, im gonna make up a deidara appreciation day then! -^_^- unless there is one ... o.O you should mark it on your calander and everyone elses calander deidara-sama! lol deidara, do have siblings? i have a brother whos 2 years older than me (so hes 15) and he just annoys the heck outta me! uhg .... my whole family seems to enjoy picking favorites and let me tell ya, im not at all favorited untill it comes to artistic skills ... and thats about all ... cuz my mom, dad, grandma ... every1 likes my brother better ... i dont know why, but they do. hes such a filthy lying brat! =P so a ceramics class would be hard, but fun? then how does it only take you like ... afew seconds to create a work of art? ... heh ... nvm. who am i questioning ... your art is amazing ... supergrouper-sama, im jelous of you. you get to be with deidara-kun <3 and srry eidara, but, ... o.o why do you like tsunade? i mean like realyy? shes like 50 er something and youre like 21... and youre always complaining that everyone else is to young, but shes like, well, ... shed be like a fossil er something if she didnt use her "stay young jutsu so deidara can like me more than rin or supergrouper but then i can beat him up for being a perv jutsu" =P im sure at least ONE OTHER MALE AKATSUKI MEMBER AGREES WITH ME THAT TSUNADES KINDA WEIRD! im sorry, like whoever you want ... its your life ... konan, do you like figure skating? and since youre a girl, you probably like shoping, so what are youre favorite stores in america? and what village are you from? ~rin01

Deidara: "Ignore Madara. Guys who want to make the whole world their slaves are usually Scrooges. Yes, the world needs a Deidara Appreciation Day! It's about time someone suggested that! =D Yes, I have siblings- my sister Mochi appears in the 'Tales from the House of the Red Moon- Akatsuki College' fanfiction. I also have a non-canon, long-lost little brother who has no plot importance whatsoever. XD ...if your parents feed you, clothe you and don't throw large objects at you then you're doing better than lots of ninja kids. Adults do sometimes play favorites, but everything evens out in the end. Don't let it bother you. Ceramics is EASY FOR ME- the one who had trouble with it was SuperGrouper. She's only made two B grades in her entire life, and one of them was Ceramics I. She has this issue with clay- kind of like Sasuke and the log, I guess, un.

"I like Tsunade primarily just because it freaks people out and annoys the people who think that I'm queer. That's it. Also, after months of crashing with SuperGrouper, almost ANY kunoichi who's even remotely sane is starting to look attractive... Grouper-no-danna can't cook and her housekeeping skills are even worse than mine... And SuperWombat won't cook for us, so it's either Grouper-no-danna's horrific meals or starvation...

"Yeah, Tsunade is old, un. It's easy to forget that looking at her, though. My ideal woman might be someone more like Eri, that cutie who hangs out with Akatoki. NOT NOT NOT someone like that OC that Grouper-no-danna dumped into the PA fanfic. Paloma never flirts, but she creeps me out..." TT_TT

Sasori: "Tsunade is a bit weird, but Sakura is HOT!"

Konan: "I love figure skating. I keep on trying to get Pein to romantically pair-skate with me, but he hasn't yet... I love to shop! My favorite places are Hot Topic, Goody's, Claire's and Pink Ice."

Dear Tobi,

I will rescue your dear Mr. Fuzzums from that other online noob holding him hostage, for a price if you will. An assassination quest on the annoying manga obsessors in my neighborhood.

Ps. They are going to be dressing up as really annoying naruto characters like temari and sasuke, and the problem is they're all girls and they think they're better artists than me.

Ps. Deidara you should join in on this too because the other day they looked on your devian art account and said it sucks.

Tobi: "... ... ... ...no! Tobi is a good boy!"

Deidara: "...if a girl tries to cosplay as post-Shippuden Sasuke, then there are going to be some serious decency problems... Wait- they said WHAT?!?! GRRRRRRRRR... Tell them to talk to my hand."

Dear Deidara please join in on this mission signed Manga artist #1

Question is for Deidara, do you read manga in your spare time when your not doing art like thing. If you do read manga, don't read the manga Caed Captors ,Please, it is nothing but hentai. Please try Sgt Frog it is hilarious.

Deidara: "Yeah, I do read manga, un. I like Rurouni Kenshin, ROD: Paper Sisters Detective Company and Inuyasha, among others. ...Card Captor Sakura is like fluff for pedophiles. The only halfway decent characters are Yue and Shaoran's mother, and Shaoran's mother only appears in an anime-only movie. Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle has some of the same characters and is pretty good, but Card Captors is sad molestation propoganda. I haven't read Sgt Frog, but it's definitely on my to-do list."

Srry. I was wriing about Hidan when I told you he was my cousin. He's not. Pein is my cousin.
Does anyone know why Hidan has a hate toward Christmas trees? And why he is such a big flirt?
Hidan also seems to be like a cat... he can't live unless a curtain is ripped and now my mom is mad.
sigh oh well. He's now turned me Jashinist. But he wants to write a message to you all: Hidan: YES! Free! I'm free mother ^&%$#@! This girl though. Why is she attractive?
Well. I g2g. Hidan is tourmenting the baby kitties.

~Crazyanimecookie

SuperGrouper: "He hates Christmas trees due to a long story- SuperWombat's cat eats part of the plastic Christmas tree and then vomits them up all over the house, but I hate cleaning it up. Since Hidan is my least favorite person on the face of the planet, I make him clean up the puked-up pieces of the Christmas tree. He deserves it.

A flirt? What have you done to him? If there are curtain issues, have you thought about having him declawed? Doing that to a cat is an inhumane practice (which I despise) that literally removes the last part of their toes- but I have no issues with forcibly declawing Hidan. Go for it. Also, tell him not to mess with the cats, lest their ruler appear and vanquish him. (The mysterious, magical ruler of the cats exists!)"

fujiwara-san again^^:

all: who do you hate the most (let me guess, Itachi's gonna say sasuke)? do you think It's hate that makes you want to be 'evil' and to join or in some cases, create the akatsuki? If so, can I join? muahahahahahhahahaha chokes and coughes... well I'll have to work on the laugh, but...

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Naruto info:

Name:Temari

SNJ: Shikamaru

Crush(es):gaara, shika, kiba, kakashi

Bad guy crush(es):sasori, Itachi, Deidara,Zabuza

couples I think are cute:
shikamarutemari(hehehe)
Narutohinata
Narutosakura
sasorisakura
Itachisakura
Gaarasakura
Kakasisakura
inochoji
kibatenten
Nejitenten
Rock Lee*tenten

people I like but arent my crushes: TenTen, Temari, Ino,Anko(had to use the all-knowing book to look up Anko's name lol, I didnt remember)Orochimaru, Tobi, Kisame,

Hate:Rock Lee, Sasuke, neji, sakura, naruto other: what else should I add?

Itachi: "The person I hate most is Britney Spears. I also hate the Teletubbies."

Kisame: *whispers* "Itachi."

Zetsu: "Those guys in the weed killer commercials. And vegetarians."

Deidara: "Those girls online who argue that I'm homosexual and flame anyone who disagrees. The premise of the superflat art genre is ridicule of homosexuality, among other things. Why would I be crazy for an art style that ridicules my taste? Other than the yaoi fangirls, I hate Itachi. And Sasuke. And anything that is similar to them. And my third grade art teacher."

Sasori: "I hate Konoha's White Fang (Hatake Kakashi's father.) He's the one who took away Mommy and Daddy."

Kakuzu: "The thieves at Enron."

(Hidan is not available to answer- he will be back January 3rd.)

Konan: "The guy who invented the paper shredding machine."

Pein: "I hate... (he goes on to list about 30 pages worth of people and why he hates them.) ...and I also hate my next-door-neighbor's great-aunt's poodle, and I hate the guy on the commercials for that mattress store, and the Thursday cashier at that fast food place, and... ummm.... who else? Oh, yeah- I can't stand Little Red Riding Hood."

Madara: "I hate Uchiha Obito, that goody-two-shoes who disgraces the foul name of the Uchiha.

"Yes, hatred is a form of evil and leads to more evil, which leads to death. It's what super-criminals do.

"No, you can't join. The 'token-kunoichi' role is already filled by Konan. The women's rights groups said that we had to have a female in our organization in order to avoid discrimination lawsuits, so we dumped Pein's woman in here and gave her a fake position. She doesn't really do anything besides wait on him, though. The depth of our evil is male chauvinism.

"On a side note, however- your evil laugh is actually pretty good."

SuperGrouper: "'When the evil man comes into the depths of evil, he becomes a contemptuous despiser of all that is good- and with inner baseness comes outer shame and reproach.'"

Madara: "Where do you get these quotes?"

SuperGrouper: "That one is from the Amplified Bible's English translation of Proverbs, actually. It's good reading."

Kekei’shari

Tobi~uh….tobi I was walking through the streets in Scotland and I found a stuffed toy and it says "this belongs to tobi" I think kakuzu took Mr Fuzzums with him when he visited.

P.S. sorry about the jelly baby thing can I still be your friend?

P.P.S. deidara~GO ART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tobi: "Yay! Mr. Fuzzums! Plese mail him back to Tobi! KTHNX! We're friends now! =D ...oh... Mr. Fuzzums? Why are you wearing a kilt?" 0_o;;

Deidara: "Art rocks!" =D

NotWeakEVER asks (to Itachi):

1.How do you think I could end up in the Akatsuki?
2.HOW DO YOU GET THAT BEAUTIFUL!!!?????
3.How many jutsu do you know?
4.How come you never turn off your Sharingan?
5.Comment: YOU'RE HOT!!

Itachi:
"1. If you were a Naruto character, possibly.
2. I was born that way. Thank you for noticing.
3. More than most people, and my jutsu are high-quality.
4. Because it's broken and won't turn off.
5. I know."

From Manga Artist #1
To: Sasori

I will have my revenge for calling me shallow, You shalll pay: Evil laugh You shall suffer the wrath of The katana of medusaMade from her , him not sure,skull by the way if you wake up in the middle of town dressed up in my sister's clothes with everyone laughing, you will know I have struck.

P.s. that is kind of what a pedifial would do, to stalk years who is probaly 8 years younger than you.

Sasori: " I was calling DEIDARA shallow for his obsession with Tsunade, which is (I suspect) based more on her figure than her intellect. Ergo, your vengeance is not necessary- my comments weren't addressed to you in particular. No, I am not 8 years older than Sakura. I am 40 years older than her. I don't age, it's totally platonic and she tries to kill me every time she sees me. I don't think that I'm breaking any laws. ...anyway, my crush will STAY totally innocent unless someone uses a tensei-no-jutsu to restore my humanity. I don't have a real human body."

hmmm .... goodys and pink ice? never heard of them. are they cool? i know hot topic is! great place to find anime collectibles! -^_^- heehee im sure pein secretly wants to go skating with you. infact, i know it. i took his diary while he was in the bathroom (incase you want to see it, he keeps in under supergroupers bed ... lol). it said, "konan-kun wants me to go skating with her, but ... id feel so gay doing it. and what would the others think if they new about?! well ill just have to send ppl out on missions, then we could go..."
^_^ konan, we should go shopping together! i got a lot of gift cards for christmas! ... er... wait your not aloud to leave either, right? deidara, there should definately be a deidara appriciation day! what day do you want it to be? ill mark it on the new naruto calander i got! i will ignore madara. him and every other uchiha should be ignored ... -_- except i like obito. and of course, he doesnt. do you deidara-sama? and of course its easy for you! youre like ... the clay master! you could go to the high scholl im going to and teach me! XD deidara, have you heard of the band 'tokio hotel'? theyre good. i think there best songs are '1000 meere' and 'dont jump'.
"Adults do sometimes play favorites, but everything evens out in the end." well, lets hope thats the case .... "if your parents feed you, clothe you and don't throw large objects at you then you're doing better than lots of ninja kids." yeah, they do, but they dont throw large objects at me ... did yours throw things at you??? o.o and my parents are divorced .... =...[ deidara are you the youngest in the akatsuki? and sasori, sakuras pretty, but didnt she kill you?

Konan: "Hope springs eternal." :)

SuperGrouper: 0_o;; "I don't know which is scarier- that being under my bed or you being able to retrieve it without me noticing..." >_<

Deidara: "I would rather not talk about it. My entire family is psycho. My great-aunt Chiko used to fly around above farms and drop bombs on dairy goats for the fun of it, and the rest of my family is worse... What's kind of scary is that aunt Chiko was over 70 when she was doing this... On night, she dropped her false teeth in the pasture beneath her and she had to wade through to smoke and goat casualties to find them. When she found them, she just popped them back into her mouth and flew back up to bomb the goat farm again. (BTW- the false teeth were in her right hand. She didn't have dentures in her left hand, her head or her chest- just her right hand.) When she got back home and told the story, great-uncle Kosuke laughed so hard that he fell over into the moonshine still and almost drowned..."

This question is Deidara : What kind of girl would you like to date? From Kitara101

Deidara: "Someone strong, independent, artistic and cute."

i have a question for Tobi, Deidara,and hidan

to Hidan:you are so * awesome^^ my friend Ruby just broke up with Kabuto (one of orochimaru's followers) would u go out with her if i sent you a pic of her? F.Y.I.:she can be very ,she has a foul-mouth(like me) and a foul and quick temper i can give you more info l8r thanks,
joru-kun(joruden-my name in japanese)

to Tobi: if deidara turns me down, will u go out with me ^^

Deidara:hi will u go out with me? (a little straight forward i know ^^) i love art too i drew an adorable pic of the akatsuki in chibi form i think your the cutest one blushes* thnx,
Joru-kun

Hidan: "I don't think that I would date anyone who liked Kabuto. Kabuto's a pansy."

Tobi: "Go out where?" :?

Deidara: "I doubt that I could escape, so, no."

i found somethin' 4 kakuzu that is slightly helpful for the name thingy

kaku-angle zu-capital

i don't know how that would work but .....yeah

thnx,
joru-kun

oh ruby says hi to hidan

Kakuzu: "Is my name Scottish? I'm Scottish, you know!"

Hidan: "Hi."

my name is alison uchiha..yes its me again.
my question is 4 tobi,itachi,and hidan.

ok umm tobi umm r u really madara uchiha?...and itachi,wat r u planning on doing to sasuke when u see him again....i hope ur not gonna do anything pervy to him >.> and finally hidan-no-danna,how old r u and can i touch ur scythe?

Tobi: "Tobi is Tobi."

Itachi: "Why would I do anything pervy to him? I'm a genocidal serial killer, not an incestuous queer. I plan on torturing Sasuke into telling my what he changed my fanfiction.net password to- ever since he got into my account and changed the password, I haven't been able to log in and update. The people who watched me have been waiting and waiting for me to finish my Pokemon hentai fic, but I haven't been able to..." TT_TT

Hidan: "I'm hundreds of years old. I maintain my immortality by sucking the life out of living tomato plants. No, you can't touch my scythe. Ever since Tobi borrowed it for a baseball game, I've had to be more protective of it."

DawnIsScary:

My questions to Sasori and Tobi:

To Sasori:

Do you wish to marry Sakura?What do you think she'll say if you tell her that you love her?I dare you to tell her how you feel!

To Tobi:

Hey Tobi, if you are a good boy then why did you join the akatsuki?

Sasori: *confesses love to Sakura, only to be beaten up by her and mailed back to the Akatsuki in a cardboard box*

Tobi: "The bad person in Tobi's head told Tobi to join the Akatsuki."

Madara: "Tobi, you fool! You must not mention that! As punishment, I'm not letting you eat any candy for a week!"

Tobi: "...but... Tobi is a good boy, Madara-sama!!"

from manga Artist#1
To:sasori
I got a back up plan for you to get your body back, give Oroichimaru, Itachi's phone #, he has been annoying my neighbors, and i've had to throw things at him. So please give him it and everyone wins, except Itachi who gets dragged away by a pedifile.

Sasori: "Do you mean that if I betray Itachi to Orochimaru, then Orochimaru might turn me into a real boy? =D Sounds good, but I don't quite trust Orochimaru... I don't like Itachi, though, so your plan has potential..."

thats ok, you dont have to talk about it...but if itll make you feel better, i dont think youre weird at all! =D and my family is .... kinda weird; first, my mom says we have no money; next day, she comes home with a ton of groceries from the most expensive grocery store. second: we (my brother and i) eat dinner alone cuz my mom works till 10:30pm. third: im related to them... XP oh, and for Christmas, i got colored pencils that are supposed to be good! i think the brand is Prismacolor ... have you heard of that kind? im grateful for them, but knowing my mom, she probably doesnt know if theyre any good. so i thought since youre the best artist i know of, i thought id ask you. so are they a good kind? so is the exploding clay you use like ... your kekkei genkai? and supergrouper, theyre both kind of strange. because with you and your "magical powers", you shouldve been able to detect me right away but you mustve been off gaurd or ... slacking. and that being under your bed, well, he also said he thought no 1 would find it. but i knew cuz tobi-kun told me. ^_^ tobi also said hed KEEP QUIET ABOUT IT, TOO! ~rin01
p.s. happy new year!

Deidara: "Prismacolor is a great brand. You can blend them easily. The only issue is that since the lead is soft, they sometimes break when you're trying to sharpen them, so you have to be careful...

"My kekkai genkai= the auxilary mouths I possess. My abilities with clay are related to them, however."

SuperGrouper: *runs off to punish Tobi*

VampireKisser: Q for Konan-

1.What is it like to be the only well-mannered, kick-*** girl in the Akatsuki?
2.What is it like to work with Itachi?
3.How do you get along with Deidara?
4.How much do you weigh?
5.COMMENT:NICE HAIR(DON'T CHANGE THE COLOR)

Konan: "It's sometimes hard to be the only girl- there are some things that only other girls understand. I don't work directly with Itachi- he's on another squad. I get along with Deidara well, since we're both artists. Don't make me slap you- no one knows how much I weigh. I like my hair the way it is, too."

NeverWeakEVER- Konan

My sis(VampireKisser) says it was just for a laugh. She doesn't want you to feel bad. She doesn't waht to really know your weight.

I'm going to ask you to say ''Itachi (x10),Nii-chan(x8),weasel(x4)itachi(x4)
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEE
EEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!''
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

( I still love u Itachi)

Konan: "That's good to hear. Do you know why Kakuzu has so many stitches? He asked me my weight once."

It's Kiki!!! The computer kinda well died so we haven't been able to get online... Jessi is HYPER so the?’s might get messed up...

Jessi- GO DIE ITACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1) Zetsu: Please don't eat my arm gives him another hug

Jessi- AWWWW Zetsu was giving Kiki LOVE bites!!!!!

2) SHUT UP!!!! Pein: i have lost all respect for you. You will never extract our demons!!!

Jessi- Pein is a weakling why? Because he has acne!!!!!

3) GRRRR!!! KONAN: I think you and Pein should go out if you aren't already. Pein needs to hurry up.

Jessi- Pein is a scardy cat who needs to get acne cream.

4) I'm going to….. Oh we're back! Kakazu watch Tokyo Mew Mew it’s much better.

And Hello Kitty ROCKZ!!!!

Jessi- GOTH hello kitty!! GOTH oh yeah!!! I LOVE YOU, you GOTH FREAK!!!

(JK) are you emo?! If you are then you're like AWESOME!!!!

5)eye twitch Deidara…

Jessi- KIKI X DEIDARA!!!!!

NO I DON'T!!! Well yeah but that’s different they draw me with him pouts

OK TOBI-

Jessi- Deidara you're loosing a fangirl to TOBI!!!!

Where do you get this stuff?!

Jessi- My MIND!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

and the Internet… remember the pictures….smirk

GASP you traitor!! This time I WILL ask my question!! holds Jessi’s mouth closed

6) Supergrouper: Can we come to visit? We'll bring home cooked meals!!!

Jessi- Yeah yeah, it’s not like we haven't been there before! OOPS! As kids or was it dogs yeah we were dogs that’s it!!! DOGS!! It’s not like we snuck in or anything!

Kiki puts her hand over Jessi’s mouth DON'T LISTEN TO HER!! (Shut UP you're going to give away our secret!!!)

Jessi- Yeah I say LOTS of things I don't mean!! DON'T bother listening to me!! I say all kinds of stuff… like I LOVE SASUKE!!! See I was kidding he’s gay I didn't mean that!!!! * Nervous laugh * BYE!!!!

Kiki- BYE!!!!!!!!!

P. S. Have you seen Zetsu Poochie on youtube?! IT’S SOOO KAWII!!!!!!!!!!!

Pein: *crying* "You're mean!! I'm telling Konan!!!"

Kakuzu: "No, I'm not emo."

SuperGrouper: "My fortress is surrounded by a moat filled with strange and carnivorous sea creatures, so visiting me isn't a good idea. I've been needing a moat... I finally had MOATS'R'US install one for me. I opted for the high-grade 'dragons included' feature..." *laughs rather alarmingly*

Deidara: "Mmm... I hate to mention this Grouper-no-danna, but there isn't any moat in front of the garage, un..."

SuperGrouper: "Well, of course not- how would the cars get out then?!"

Sasori: "What he means is that it's pointless. A moat with a twenty-foot gap in it isn't any good for deterring intruders."

SuperGrouper: "Sasori, you say that everything is pointless..."

Tobi: "It's a pity that you probably spent so much money on an incomplete moat..."

SuperGrouper: "Well, it wasn't my money that I spent on it..."

(elsewhere) Kakuzu: "HIDAN YOU JERK! ALL OF MY MONEY IS GONE!! IT WAS YOU WHO STOLE IT, WASN'T IT?! YOU THIEF!!!"

Kekeishari
~zetzu

ZETZU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK WHAT THEVE DON 2 U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!goes around akatsuki showing everyone but zetzu is last http://cinda7.deviantart.com/art/ZetsuXTobi-Caramell-Dansen-72051582

Zetsu: "HOW DID THEY KNOW THAT I WEAR A PURPLE BRA?!?!?!" 0_0

what do all you guy do in akatsuki hideout, and hidan can you outcause all the akatsuki members. from;guy who think there funny.

Itachi: "In the hideout? We mainly play practical jokes on each other, have practice fights and squabble. We all have hobbies, too, such as planning world conquest, playing video games or creating ceramic sculptures."

Hidan: "'Outcause?'" :?

Name: Mimi To: Itachi What would you say if someone called you ugly? P.S. You should cut your hair. You look like a girl.

Itachi: "I would say that they were wrong. I don't look like a girl."

SuperGrouper: "Itachi looks more like a girl than any other character in 'Naruto...'"

darkrai6751 for tobi

tobi: I'm sorry for kidnapping mr. fuzzums,here you gohands tobi mr. fuzzums I think you are the coolest member of the akatsuki p.s.you are a very good boy:D

Tobi: "Thank you."

DawnIsScary:

To Tobi: Why and when does the evil voice in your head bother you?Oh and how does your face look like?

To Sasori: Can you ask Sakura for me why she doesn't like you?( You can tell her that the question is from a friend)

To Pein: Did you meet Captain Hitsugaya from Bleach at the worldwide anime superheroes/supervillains ball? I heard a rumor that he writes to you because you are his pen pal.How did you get him to be your pen pal?

To Konan: I heard that you met Captain Hitsugaya, a.k.a Pein's pen pal, at the worldwide anime superheroes/supervillains ball and that you have a crush on Hitsugaya even though he is shorter but he might be in his 20s because he is a shinigami.I bet Pein is gonna get jealous when he finds out that you are the one sending anonymous letters to Hitsugaya. ;D

Tobi: "He bothers me because Madara is evil. He bothers me when I eat cereal and other times. My face looks like Johnny Depp's."

Sasori: "She's already killed me a few times. I don't think that would be advisable..."

Pein: "My letters with Captain Hitsugaya are usually something like this:
'Dear Pein:
My loathing and contempt for your are beyond description. Not content with Soul Society's suffering at Aizen's betrayal, you added to our problems by kidnapping Kira when he was on a field trip and making him your slave. I personally don't care, but Hinamori is crying- and when Hinamori cries, Hitsugaya steps into action! Send Kira back immediately!! (And start calling him Kira! Deidara is his MIDDLE name, not his first name, you mudcake!!)
-Love, Hitsugaya-kun'
However, of course, I have not intention of sending him back. And I'm not going to call him by his first name, since 'Kira' reminds me of that wimpy dishrag of a boy from 'Gundam Seed.' So there."

Konan: "Hitsugaya is several hundred years old. Since he's Guru Clef's twin brother, he always stays short, no matter how much protein he eats. I only had a crush on him briefly- my great love is Pein-sama. I only send Hitsugaya letters to check on my little sister, Hinamori."

To Konan: Is it true that you are going out with Captain Hitsugaya to make Pein jealous? ;D ( evil snicker and laugh)

To Pein: Are you jealous that Konan is going out with your pen pal?Be honest now, don't hide your feelings!!!

-_^ ~ DawnIsScary

Konan: "I'm not going out with him- it was only a brief crush. It was my little sister, Hinamori, that you saw with him. They're best friends (and possibly more, but I'm not sure...)"

Pein: "It was Hinamori that you saw with Hitsugaya. Hinamori looks a lot like her big sister. Konan lived, but Hinamori kicked the bucket back when we were all orphans and became a shinigami. There was only enough food for three of us, and Hinamori lost when we played jan-ken-pon, so..."

tobi:
here you go tobihands tobi mr. fuzzumsyou are the coolest of the akatsuki p.s.you should update your blog it's very funny:) p.s.s. any advice on how to be a good boy?

what did u do 2 get in the akatsuki?

YOU RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm a huge tobi-fan

from,
darkrai6751

Tobi: "People keep handing Tobi Mr. Fuzzums... Now, Tobi has three Mr. Fuzzums. Tobi wonders how? Yes, Tobi is the best Akatsuki. To be a good boy, you should protect Rin. Tobi got into the Akatsuki because Tobi tasted too bad for Mr. Zetsu to eat."

Madara: "I will soon rule the whole world..."

Dear Tobi,

If what I found out in Volume 28 of naruto, You should be dead and have one eye because you gave kakashi one sharingan eye for his jonin gift. What happened? Also here is Mr. fuzzums and i made him with a secret summoning jutsu so you can never lose him again and no ransoms. Sorry about my last request.

signed Master manga artist #1

Tobi: "Wow! Now Tobi has four Mr. Fuzzums!! 0_0 Thank you for the summoning jutsu. ...Tobi doesn't remember what your last request was..."

Question for Deidara from Manga Artist #1

Can you check out my deviant art account sometime this weekend because I just got it up and it is going to have some awesome art on it soon. Please leave a comment.

P.s. Its screename is Deidarasapprentice

Deidara: "...I checked it out, but there doesn't seem to be any art in it yet. I'll check on it again later..." *adds you to watch list*

tobi ; its darkrai 6751 again,
have a question ;
what do u mean by 'protect rin':?and i think u have 4 mr.fuzzums bcause you didnt know u had 4 mr. fuzzums hidden internationally.

Tobi: "Rin was the teammate of Kakashi and Obito. People should protect her. I think that Mr. Fuzzums learned a shadow-clone jutsu and that's how there are so many of him now... or maybe you're right."

from manga arist #1 To deidara

How did you put your art on the deviant website, did you use a digital camera or something? I'm having trouble figuring it out. Please help. By the way that camera thing in your eye that Tobi mentioned, doesn't that make you draw anime better because you can measure angles better and make character have more symetry.

Ps. Tobi, The mr. Fuzzums I gave you is the real one because it has your name on the back tag, and the others must be fakes used to spy on you to see if you really are a bad boy when no one is looking.

Pss: leave the imposters in Itachi's room so they can take embarrassing pics of him through the imposter mr. fuzzumses

Deidara: "There are different ways to put art on deviantART. If it's a sculpture or something 3D, you take a photo of it and upload the photo (if you have a digital camera- if not, convert the negatives with a scanner. Most film-developing places will do this for a price.) If it's a drawing or something flat, you put it on top of a scanner and scan it to convert it to a digital image. Some art is made entirely digitally using programs like The GIMP (which is free!) This art is easy to upload- you just save the file and select it for upload by browsing for it from the deviantART submit art form. The scope I wear helps me to see over great distances- it's really just a fancy telescope. It doesn't really help with drawing manga that much.

Tobi: *gasp* "...but... Tobi is a GOOD BOY!!"

Madara: "We must DESTROY these false Mr. Fuzzums!!! Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu!!!"

Dear Supergrouper from manga artist #1

Is your real name Cherise because on several different pics on your website it says Cherise Hawley in bold print on the bottom of the work.

SuperGrouper: "It's a long story... I go by MANY different names, and sometimes I use different names at different sites. It was getting annoying to watermark the same pieces of art with different names for different sites, so I just starting sticking my primary name and primary website URL on them. While Cherise isn't my given name, it's what most of my offline friends call me. I am also known by several other titles, some of which are lifted from OCs of mine for use in web forums, including:
LittleSnowFox
Grouperkun
Grouper-kun
Grouper
Kitty
WhiteFeather
Kitty WhiteFeather
Shirohane
Paloma (seldom used)
Shirohane Paloma (seldom used)
Paloma Shirohane (seldom used)
Tranquility (seldom used)
Ryuzaki (seldom used)
Hikari
Hikari Tenou
Tenou-no-Hikari
Hikari-chan
SnowFox-Chan
Makoto (seldom used)
Lita (seldom used)
Miss Kino (seldom used)
plus MANY others. I have usernames and nicknames floating all over the place. As if that isn't complex enough, I run about 15 individual websites and am a member of so many sites and forums that I often forget whether I'm a member of one. If I were to edit my art with a watermark for each one differently, it would take DAYS. So, I picked one name and one website to watermark them with. It works well enough. Since Cherise is the name I stick in most of the metadata of my web pages, even if I moved to a different site, someone could Google the name and find my website. However, I'm keeping LittleSnowFox.com for the rest of my life. I like snow foxes... <end stream of useless information>

~BlueIce2~
To Pein: Are you Naruto or are you his father?
To Konan:What do you think of Naruto? Did you know that Pein is related to that knucklehead ninja?
To Kisame: Do you know what goes up and down but doesn't move?
To Itachi: Is it true that you killed your clan because they were more better looking than you and that's the reason why Tobi hides behind a mask because he is more better looking than you?
To Tobi: Are you really better looking than Itachi?( Can I see your face pleassssee!!!!!!! T_T )

Pein: "I'm his uncle. I'm upset that Kushina died so I've vowed to destroy all of the bijuu."

Konan: "Naruto reminds me of Pein when he was young. However, Pein didn't have Naruto's optimism and high moral ideals..."

Kisame: "The ocean."

Itachi: "Don't make me come after you."

Tobi: "Mommy always said that Tobi was a handsome boy."

From manga artist #1 To: Deidara

What do you think about the theory of evolution in my words of passing down techniques from sensei to pupil. Micheal Jackson to Oroichimaru to Itachi and then Sasuke. It does make sense if you think about it.

Deidara: "...oh... mmm... You've just scarred me for life, un.~ Now I'm going to go do primal therapy in the form of blowing up a sewage line." *attacks Yaoi-Con and destroys the sewage lines with a C5, causing terrific damage and terror*

Kiki- HEY Grouper- kun, who do you think is cuter or who do you like better: Tobi, Sasori, or Deidara? I can't decide. I also saw that on akatsuki club live journal thing that you were looking for a Sasori fan site that doesn't include pairing him with weird people. I'm looking for one too and also one for Tobi, and Deidara. Do you know of any good ones? I still can't decide! OH WELL glomps all of them
Jessi- EWWWW!!!! You're hugging Puppet man, Mr. Lollypop, and that girly- man?! (who does GREAT art.)
Kiki- don't call them that!!! whines pitifully
Jessi- knocks out What would ya'll do if Kiki appeared at your house with home cooked meals and candy? Would you keep her as a cook or servant? (p.s. She's cute)or would you kill her? Take her!! PLEASE!!!!! carries to Supergrouper's house, sneaks in through the garage. (thanks to the incomplete moat. HA!!) with help from Tobi, puts her on Deidara's couch and runs out laving a piece of art for Deidara.
Kiki- still knocked out
Jessi- Kiki thinks art is a bang, beauty is fleeting and loves video games. And how she says un or yeah at the end of sentences. Can you cure her (or kill her) Tobi: I stole your teddies!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! chokes I need to work on that. Ok bye!!! evil grin P.S. Zetsu don't eat her.

SuperGrouper: "I like Sasori (especially as little kid *adopts him*) but I'm a bit of a Deidara fangirl. Within the limits of sanity and decency, that is. I don't draw porn of him. ^^; Oh, my. People actually do that... TT_TT I FINALLY found some fanlistings... If you check The Splash Page of LittleSnowFox.com, then you'll see icons of characters under the 'fanlisting' heading. Click on them to visit the sites they represent. I haven't joined a Tobi fanlisting yet- I used to LOVE Tobi, but then he turned out to be an evil, pretending Uchiha who pretended to be Deidara's friend, then let him die, despite having power enough to save him. I view the past Tobi as being a dead entity now. He is now Madara, a being who earns no fandom from me. I can't stand any of the Uchiha besides good-Obito and Sasuke's mother, and anyone who lets Deidara die goes on my blacklist... I still kind of hope that there might be some of the good Tobi left, but I'm not sure..."

"NOOO! Foiled by the incomplete moat yet again!!! ohnoes..."

Deidara: *stares at her* "Okay... I'm scared now..." *hides behind SuperGrouper*

Tobi: "It's okay. Those are the spying-camera teddies that Madara burnt to cinders. Mr. Fuzzums is right here."

Zetsu: "Omnomnom..."

SuperGrouper: *throws him a doggie biscuit instead, distracting him so that Kiki can escape from him*

Dear Deidara Are you still banned from Utube if you are, then supergrouper, go to Utube and type in randomness and you'll find the true story of everything that happened. Go to Utube and type in Naruto randomness, it'll be the second one click on it and watch, they poke fun at the way your hair is through making Itachi having his own comedy routine and calling you a crazy women and then you spas at Sasori for hanging out with Tobi because you get jealous. I'm sorry Deidara but it is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Even thoiugh that part isn't true but the true reason why Itachi left the Uchihas all dead is hilarious also.

Signed Manga Artist #1 Ps: srry my camera got taken away because I was filming my stepdad's expression when he got pranked this sets my page on Devianart a week back. :

Deidara: "...the part about me was insulting, un. But the part about Itachi was HILARIOUS!" XD

To tobi, Itachi From manga artist#1

I think I've pieced together what really happened with both of you, what do you think. Okay here goes according to Utube's Naruto randomness videos. oKAY SASUKE TOOK iTACHI'S WEBCAM AND FILMED HIM SINGING ROCK AND ROLL TUNE ONE DAY, SOOOO iTACHI KILLS HIS BEST FRIEND WHO WAS THE FIRST TO SEE IT AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED iTACHI KILLED HIS WHOLE CLAN BECAUSE OF THAT AND THEN kISAME STARTED LAUGHING AT HIM WHEN THEY FIRST MET SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT HAPPENED WITH TOBI IS HE GAVE HIS EYE AWAY TO kAKASHI AS A jONIN GIFT BUT, JUST WHEN HE THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO DIE rIN DRAGGED HIM OUT FROM UNDER THE BOULDE DURING THE sTONES VILLAGE INVASION AND HID HIM IN HER CLOSET FOR 3 YEARS FOR DISTURBING REASONS, TOBI STILL HAS FLASH BACKS, BUT TOBI THEN WEARS A MASK THAT GIVES HIM THE ADVANTAGE TO HAVING ONE EYE AND TO HIDE FROM RIN AND BECOMING A GOOD BOY, SOOOOOOOOO HE JOINS THE AKATSUKI, THEREFORE BEING HANDSOMER THAN iTACHI EVEN THOUGH iTACHI HAS TWO EYES MAKING ITACHI PATHETIC. i NEED EVERYONE'S OPINION ON THIS SIDE OF THE STORY

SIGNED MANGA ARTIST #1

Itachi: "I don't want to discuss this."

Kisame: "IT WAS GREAT! I still have that video! A techie friend downloaded it and put it on a tape for me. Itachi singing is hilarious." XD

Zetsu: "closet? no, he wasn't in the closet. we rescued him before that. YES HE WAS HER PRISONER."

Deidara: "I spread the Itachi video all over the internet via torrents, un. There's no way that he can ever delete them all! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Sasori: "*sigh* I'm the only one who ever takes anything seriously these days..."

Deidara: That's because you're OLD, danna." XD

Sasori: "You will be too someday, you annoying kid! ...assuming that you live long enough..."

Tobi: "...Tobi wasn't in the videos... ...Tobi wouldn't mind being kidnapped by Rin, though."

Konan: "None of it concerned me, so I don't really care..."

Pein: "...hmmm? I don't know quite what to make of it..."

Kiki- WAHHHHHHH!!!! (heart breaks) DeiDei-kun doesn't like me! sits on ground in her room with her Tobi and Deidara plushies and clay birds.
Jessi- Deidara look what you did!! APOLOGIZE!! I HATE SEEIN HER LIKE THIS!!! FIX IT you IMPUSULT!!!!
Kiki- I still like Tobi cause Tobi's a good boy! n.V Even though Zetsu tried to eat me he's still one of my favs! -_V
Pein- I'm sorry did we hurt your feelings?
Konan- Pein needs to ask you out!
Itachi- Did you know Sasuke's a stalker??? scream*
Grouper- Hehehe Sorry bout the moat thing. sneaks in through garage and leaves candy and cookies HAHA incomplete moat gives Sasori candy Sasori is so CUTE, but I already adopted Deidara! (Jessi- Kiki your PATHETIC!!!! SASORI? DEIDARA? TOBI? can't you do ANY better than that?!)

Deidara: *not quite sure what to do when a girl cries so he freaks out* "...mmm... I'm sorry, un! Here- have a cookie, un!" <-- apparently, his speech problem gets worse when he's stressed

SuperGrouper: "Someday I'm going to have to fix that moat..."

Itachi: "Sasuke stalks because he doesn't have anyone to stalk him. *mumbles* ...foolish little brother, you're not even worth stalking..."

Pein: "I have a high tolerance for pain."

Konan: "Yes, he should!"

Dawn Shihuin:

To Konan: You use the akatsuki "guys" in your artwork of them being gay, right? So then why don't you ask Yuki to pose for you when he wears dresses. Watch Fruits Basket ep 7 (2/3) to see how he looks in a dress in your computer if you already haven't.

To Deidara: Did you ever wear a dress because you lost a bet to Itachi and Zetsu?

To Tobi: I found some secret infomation on where to find Itachi's diary because I have it!!! I'll read you page # 69:

Dear Diary,

I have discovered a way to get the Mangekyo Sharingan but I have to kill my best friend to obtain it...so I'm going to do it today. If there was any other way to obtain the Mangekyo Sharingan I would do it, but unfortunately there is no other way so I have to kill him. But I will promise to visit his grave on his birthday every year, no matter what. I know I will deeply regret this one day, but I have to do this, not for power but for the future of the nations. Though it seems I am doing a wrong by joining S- class criminals but I am actually help the future of having no more demons. I guess this all I am going to write today, I just wonder if having an online diary is a good idea.

To Itachi: I can't believe you actually felt sad about killing your best friend.

Konan: "I've never watched 'Fruits Basket...' Anyway, I'm more of an Akatsuki fangirl. Sadly, my art has been limited by SuperGrouper, who won't allow me to force them to crossdress anymore... It's a sad thing... They all like her better than me since she saved them from me." :(

Deidara: "No, but during high school I dressed as a geisha as part of a fundraising campaign to save the whales, un. All of the pervy fangirls donated money to save the whales in exchange for me wearing a kimono. It was sick and degrading, but it helped to preserve endangered wildlife, un."

Itachi: "I didn't write that. My journal is hidden in a secret location, and is a physical entity rather than a web log."

Hi! This is um... me...

Tobi- My inside resources tell me you wear a mask because u r uglier than Diedara! (Even after he blew himself up)

Itachi- U no, they invented asylums! I can give you the #

Tobi: "Tobi is a HANDSOME boy!!" >:(

Itachi: "My family tried to lock me up. ONCE."

Uchiha Sayu
Deidara: when you eat do you feed all four of your mouths?
Itachi: what do you think of everyone in the Akatsuki?
Tobi: do you ever miss Kakashi?
Sasori: why did you make yourself into a puppet?

P.s. i think your all HOT

Deidara: "I only feed my regular mouth, mmm."

Itachi: "They're okay..."

Tobi: "ummm... Kakashi? Who's Kakashi?" *feigning ignorance*

Sasori: "Someone slipped sake into what I was drinking, and when I was drunk, it seemed like a good idea."

Death Chitose: Okay, I have to do this quick before Kukiko comes in and kills me for doing this.

To Pein} You rock! Can I please join Akatsuki? Pleeeease? I have some awesome acne stuff that works like a charm and is super-cheap! That’s why my face is so clear and I can tell you where you can find it if you let me join. I’m also a great cook for my sensei is one of the greatest cooks ever!! Though she tends to beat me with a wooden spoon when I screw up. Also, I make killer ramen, so that Kyuubi kid will finally be in your grasps. And I’m on the verge of taking over Earth (Muahahahahahahahaha!!) and if you can dominate the Naruto world, the Akatsuki has both worlds under their control! Also, did I mention I was a killer cook? And by killer cook, I mean a killer of things I hate who can cook (grabs flamethrower DIE FANGIRLS!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!).

To Konan} Is it hard being the only girl in Akatsuki? Are the guys constantly annoying you? If so, feel free to visit my house, where we tie up the males and torture them, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ahem That’s just between us though.

Yeah, that’s it. ^^

Kukiko: There you are! What are you doing?

Death Chitose: Nothing…. hits her head with bat

Kukiko: ish knocked out

Death Chitose: MUAHAHAHAHAHA! There’s only room for one evil girl!

Kaminari: OMG! YOU KNOCKED OUT MY SISTER! faints

Pein: "...You seem to dangerous to work with... I think I'll pass..."

Konan: "They're annoying, but it's a fangirl's dream." ^_^

Question for Deidara
Deidara would you mind if I called you Master Deidara?
From Kitara101

Deidara: "Well, I'm not sure what the point of it would be, un... But if you want to, I guess that's okay, un."

Dear Deidara and SuperGrouper From Manga artist #1(a.k.a. Deidarasapprentice on Deviantart.)

I was wondering Supergrouper if you could check out my art and Deidara, you haven't logged on in ages and come check out my art I've got new art, and try my dads website?(AlexanderAnisimovstudio.com) SuperGrouper also, You Superwombat, Hatake Kelly, and Kamden, are you people like a club or e-pals or do you hang out at school or something, whats the deal? or do you go to church together because you all seem christian, especially Kamden and You.

P.s. I'm christian too. :)

P.s. Deidara, You missed it I just destroyed Yaoi con. in NYC yesterday, there was terror all over.

SuperGrouper: "Actually, we've never met Kamden or HatakeKelley in person- they just have an odd amount in comon with us. I was almost freaked out when (by looking at their avatars) I realized that they even have the same hairstyles that we do... Maybe we're long-lost relatives? I doubt it. Kamden and HatakeKelley are twin sisters, who are NOT related to us and whom we do not know in person. SuperWombat and I are also a pair of sisters, although not twins. While 'the Deidara twins' (what I mentally call those Kamden and HatakeKelley) are not involved with any aspect of the site directly, I often feature their artwork via links. I think that HatakeKelley mentioned that she visited the site once; I'm not sure that Kamden has. Yes, we're all Christians, as far as I know. Our similarities in interests, hairstyles, etc. seem to just be weird coincidences..."

Deidara: "Only attack the doujinsh pages with me in them, okay?"

Name- Yuka

ok, this question is for Itachi. Why do you have hello kitty things in your room? My friends & i snuck in & saw them in there so you can't deny it. Also, why do you have long hair? It makes you look like a freaking girl! I mean come on man! If you wanna act bad, you gotta look it too, in short, get a freakin hair cut!!! (click to see a pair of boxers we found in Itachi's room with his name on them)

Itachi: "The Hello Kitty things in my room remind me of my hatred. I have long hair because I can't cut it very well due to my eyesight. The last time I tried I ended up with a curly mohawk. Then, I asked Deidara to cut it once... I knew that something was wrong when Kisame fell to the ground laughing when he saw my new hairdo. When he was able to speak again, he told me that my hair was bright neon green and in dreadlocks. After that, I gave up on real hairdos. Whenever it gets long enough to annoy me, I hack off the ends with a kunai. It's rudimentary, but it works.

"I am extremely alarmed that you have stolen my underwear. It makes me feel threatened..."

Dear Diedara from Manga artist #1

I was watching this clip where itachi got lost at a minimart and You stole a naruto game because the mouth on your hand ate the 50 bill and then Kakashi made you strip and then tsunade Shizune and all the other characters in naruto looking at you, the good news is Tsunade had Hearts in her eyes. tell itachi to look up Valentines day akatsuki on you tube. Your pathetic Itachi, Hentai magazines Sheesh. Deidara you haven't logged on Deviant art in 4 days and now I have 105 views and some epals like DeidaraOktober. Come check it out please I need some constructive critisism. From Supergrouper and her friends and Deidara.

P.s. I think Hentai and Yaoi are disturbing all together so I shall destroy them alll!!!!, I know u r abset Itachi.Muahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhaah

Deidara: "I've seen that clip. I don't shoplift, I have more self-respect than that. I'll try to log in more often- I was using my computer skills to help Grouper-no-danna install an oekaki board for this site. (By the way, you can visit it here- Red Moon Oekaki.) I'm still hoping for Tsunade to like me..." :)

-Pein: Are you emo or something? and why are there six of you!?

-Kisame: Do you bite people at sea for fun?

-Deidara: I'll visit your ground zero grave occasionally, ok?

-Tobi: Does only using one eye effect your depth perception much?

-Hidan: Couldn't you just break into a blood bank or something?

-Kakuzu: Couldn't you just break into a bank.

-Itachi: Did you get any life insurance benefits from deaths in your clan?

-Sasori: Why'd you leave Deidara with Tobi?

-Konan: Why is a paper attack so deadly? Papercuts aren't that bad, right?

-Zetsu: Are you a ventriloquist? That would explain why one side of your mouth doesn't move while the other does.

-SuperGrouper: Thx for reading my fanfic. And my question is, would you join the Akatsuki if you could?

Pein: "No, I'm not emo. There are six of me because I reproduce like an ameoba- after I grew up, every few years I would split into two people. It's because my father was a protist."

Kisame: "You bet I do! <=D Hey, wouldn't you?" XD

Deidara: "Thank you for doing that, but I don't really notice whether anyone does that or not... I'm currently living in America and working on web design. Grouper-no-danna isn't really clear on whether I'm dead or not and I'm too afraid to ask her..." x_x

Tobi: "Tobi doesn't know what depth perception is." *bumps into tree* *falls down and rolls down hill, landing in swampy area* "...um... What is 'depth perception?'"

Hidan: "Yeah, I could, but I'm too busy playing in my rock band. I needed a hobby that wasn't illegal, so I chose rock..."

Kakuzu: "ohyes. I've done it before."

Itachi: "I think that you're the first person to guess my other reason for killing them all..."

Sasori: "Because I'm just that evil. Also, he had it coming."
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Konan: "Thin paper propelled with enough velocity is comparable to steel in damage potential. Also, it's cheaper."

Zetsu: "Even I'm not sure what I am."

SuperGrouper: "I couldn't be a real member of something like that because my morals aren't flexible- but I wouldn't be above infiltrating it, kidnapping Deidara and bringing him back here to be an art teacher. (He would ROCK as an art teacher!)"

Deidara: "I'm teaching this Color and Design class. Welcome, students, mm."

Me: "Are we going to spend hours mixing paints and cutting shapes out of paper with knives and then pasting them onto paper precisely?"

Deidara: "No- that's old-school. We're going to take these cans of paint, put them in front of this canvas, detonate the paint cans and then analyze the colors the explosion produces. Then we're selling the resulting painting to an art collector in London and using the money to go on a massive Starbucks run. After that, class is dismissed. Next time we're meeting in a book store, by the way."

Me: "You're the best teacher EVER!!!"

deidara!! hi!! im really sorry ... i havent been talking with you, our any other akatsuki lately. ive been very busy with exams and all. xP im just glad theyre over... well, anyway, deidara, you know those colored pencils i told you about? well, youre right (of course youd be right, youre the best artist!)! they work great! so the first thing i drew with them was a picture of you (it turned out good, too) and im going to laminate it and make it into a magnet then put it n my locker! lol ^_^ so, my birthdays coming up, and my mom said she would either take me to new york city, or chicago. which would you rather go to? (i tried to convince her to bring me to germany ... didnt work.)
and deidara, ... im sorry to say this (idk how to put this either) ... but ... hmmm ... lets start from the top. so, theres this band called Tokio Hotel (TH). heard of them? Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz, Georg Listing, and Gustav Schafar. theyre a german band, (thats why i wanted to go to germany, cuz im in love with the singer, Bill Kaulitz <3 -^_^-). and so thats my new obsession. Tokio Hotel. it almost seems like i have no time for anime anymore =[. since i like TH so much, im always taking the time i would usualy use to watch anime, or e mail you, to listen to their music, and print pictures of Bill while talking to my friends online and doing homework or drawing. but the good thing is, the only thing ill draw is manga (when ever i get a new book, i always draw a character from it -^_^-) well, anyway, i just thought you should know that ... oh! but one more thing! <3 i want to show you the video my friend made and dedicated to me! its Bill singing (TH)! hes singing 1000 meere (1000 seas) and then its all pictures of Bill Kaulitz, the singer of Tokio Hotel <3 ~rin01

Deidara: "...I wonder why I always get so much more fanmail than the others do... :? I haven't heard of Tokio Hotel... They might be good, but I haven't heard anything of theirs yet. I hope that you have fun." :)

uh .... you know? i think i forgot to put the AMV o.0 so, uh .... here it is deidara ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=792L67rpKPA
~rin01
ps- sorry ^_^"

Deidara: "The video seems interesting. I wish I could speak German, mmm. ^^; It's nice that your friend made something for you."

My name is Lilou Black, and I have two questions:

Kisame: Do you eat fish sometimes?

Deidara: A long time ago, some people used to think you were a woman. What do you think about it?

Kisame: "I eat fish all the time. It's one of my favorite foods. I need meat! Steak is my other favorite."

Deidara: "If I were to tell you what I really think of people calling me a girl, then Grouper-no-danna would ban me for a few days due to the language, mmm. I'm not happy about people thinking I'm a chick and I'm even madder over them thinking I'm a *^)$*#Y$# queer! And drawing porn of it!! I'm scared to look up my own name on the internet anymore, mmm!"

HIHI My name is Jen aka Sekai (nickname)^^
Ok this is a question for all the members
Did u guys watch that video of u guys on utube that portrays all of u in chibi form??
If u didn't watch the vid!! Go to utube and search Akatsuki IOSYS and click the vid u see!! It's soo cute ^^

P.S. u guys r all soo cute ^^

Pein: "That search turned up no results. Did YouTube remove it?"

Sasori: "Thank you for noticing that we're cute."

My name is Chemicalblast.
This question is directed to you, Madara: Why did you choose a personality like Tobi's to be your alter ego?? No offense, but I think you ought to improve your taste.

Also, Deidara, do you really think Tsunade will fall for you?

Madara: "No one would ever suspect someone as dumb and innocent as Tobi of being evil. Think of how surprised the online fans were when my true nature was revealed. It was brilliance!" <:D

Deidara: "Probably not."

My name is adam and I wonder what is an akatsuki objest with 8letters for all

Sasori: "Headband."

Deidara: "HugeBomb."

Sasori: "That's not one word, Deidara."

Deidara: "...mmm... whatever..."

Kisame: "Samehada."

Hello,
The name's Kinoko and I have some questions for the Akatsuki members.
Pein-sama, why did you name the Akatsuki, 'akatsuki' (because when its translated it means Dawn)?
Konan- How many different origami can you make?
Sasori, can you say hi to Sakura-san for me?
And to everyone, including Superwombat and SuperGrouper, may I glomp you? if answer is yes, I glomp
Thanks,
Kinoko

Pein: "It can mean 'dawn' but also mean 'red moon.' It refers to a new era dawning on humanity, stained red with violence." *evil laugh*

Konan: "I don't know- I've never run out of origami before..."

Sasori: "Yes." (thinking: YES! An excuse to sneak off and see Sakura-chan!!! =D) ...I wouldn't recommend glomping me. I drip poison and have all sorts of pointy weapons on me."

Deidara: "YES! I love glomps!" *hugs you*

Tobi: "Yay! Tobi loves hugs!"

Kisame: "Glomp? What's that? :? Sure, I guess so... What's a 'glomp?'"

Other Akatsuki- NO! NO GLOMPING!!!" <-- having a traumatic memory of previous glomps. No offense to you.

SuperGrouper: "Okay, but I look like this: [link]. I'm not sure about whether you can glomp SuperWombat..."

Hidan:Why do you want to die? I mean like "Life is grate it's just the * in it that's *."
Deidara: Why are you so cool!?!
Itachi: Do you wish Sasuke was a girl?
Tobi:Hi!

Hidan: "I don't want to die."

Deidara: "I just am. It's part of my very nature."

Itachi: "No, I don't wish that Sasuke was a girl- but why does his gender matter? I don't quite understand what you're getting at, but I don't like the possible implications..."

Heya Akatsuki!
My names Jeshika Kurenia Ookami and my question are for just about everybody lol XD

1- Tobi heya!!! Tobi's a good boy pats Tobi's head and i just wanted to know where you got Mr. fuzzems. he's so cute ^^ and just wondering when was the last time you got? a hug? and would you like a hug? XD

2-Itachi... your awesome! i want to grow up to be a psychopath just like you ^^ plz can you give me lessons on how to kill my clan? (by the way the funny thing is you've killed your clan and not your brother, and I've killed my brother but not my clan XD)

3-Deidera-sempai i love your art!! its so cool!! i can do pretty kwl drawings and sometimes wright stuff but that's it ^^ i'd love to be able to make exploding models ^^... i could blow up people.... MWAHAHAHAHA!!! also are you annoyed at Kakuza for stitching you back together really badly? you should kill him for his incompetence

4-Zetsu can you help me eat people and kill the weed advert people? i really don't like them.... scowl and also i think your really kwl!!

5-Hidan..... can i borrow your sickle? it'd be great for mass murdering XD if not, can i touch it?

6- Sasori! hey! i heard you like poison ^^ kwl poison is very funky

7-Kakuza..... you should don't to charity XD or maybe just maybe help the poor poor children in Africa (before Zetsu eats them....yum yum...) or you could use some of that well earned cash to take sewing lessons. XD

8-KISAME!!! heya! my friend wanted me to say to drown a fish, all you have to do is pull it backwards through water. XD though i have never drowned a fish personally....my friend JakeshiHatake said about it though ^^.

10- for everyone!!! YOU ALL ROCK!!! XD you are my idols (except maybe kakuza sorry i just don't want to be like you.....) and plz can i join akatsuki! i am pure evil (mwahahaahhahahahahaahahahaha!!!) i'm very violent and extremely gory ^^ and have to katana i sometimes use if I'm not to be busy ripping people to shreds sooooo plz.... i'd even be willing to look after tobi (Tobi's a good boy hugs Tobi) to get into akatsuki ^^

Tobi: "My Mommy made Mr. Fuzzums for me. I got a hug fron someone who wrote in a bit before you, but Tobi doesn't mind getting another hug."

SuperGrouper: *ties up Itachi* "There are no psychopath lessons given here!!"

Deidara: "I'm just glad to have arms that work. Don't blow up people. The food in prison is way worse than they say and there are tons of dangerous perverts there."

Zetsu: "What is a 'weed advert people?'" :?

Hidan: "No, you can't touch my sickle."

Sasori: "I use it, but that dosen't necessarily mean that I like it. It's a tool."

Kakuzu: "Why would I waste MY money on someone else?"

SuperGrouper: "Kakuzu, what is WRONG with you?! 0_0 ZETSU DON'T YOU TOUCH THOSE CHILDREN!"

Kisame: "... 0_o;; You're a very scary girl... Why do want to learn how to kill a fish? What are you planning?"

Tobi: "NOOO! Tobi is scared of the violent lady!!!!"

Itachi: "This violent and scary-seeming girl may be my ideal woman..."

the guestion is for Deidara, Do you like the group Mi-Ra-I? P.S. Tobi Here's a Cookie.

Deidara: "I've never heard of them..." :?

Tobi: "Yay! A cookie!" *eats the cookie very happily*

This is from Platupus Girl
Itachi:Do you belive in Santa?
Kisame: Can you breath under water?
Konan: Who do you hate?
Kakazu: Would you steal from a poor person?
P.S. Tobi Hears a muffin

Itachi: "No."

Kisame: "Yes, because I have Leucosian ancestry.."

Konan: "I don't hate anyone. I'm too angelic."

Kakuzu: "Poor people usually don't have anything worth stealing..."

Tobi: "Really? Tobi hears a muffin?!" *goes to look for the muffin*

Dear deidara and Tobi, Konan, and Pein

Tobi I recently drew this pic of Vincent from FF7 and Deidara, I've finally become a hit on Deviant art and have gotten a lot of art on the site too and was wondering if you could come check it out. The other day I wa writing my genius akatsuki chats and I came upon a file on the internet as to how Pein met Konan. It all started with a campaign to sell Fanta soda, Konan came to the Akatsuki residence selling the soda and when Pein answers the door, Konan asks You fanta?( translation:Do you want to) So Pein couldn't resist, so he said yes and then it was love at first sight from that point. Lol I've got to get an opinion.

Signed manga artist #1 a.k.a Deidarasapprentice

Tobi: "Tobi will come to see it sometime."

Pein: "We met when we were much younger than that, before the Akatsuki was formed."

Ask the Akatsukisuki-
This question is for Deidara:
Deidara will you mind if I called you master Deidara?

From: Kitara101

Deidara: "...Maybe. I prefer to just be called 'Deidara,' though."

oh deidara, thanks! youre the best, you rock! ^_^ but i found out Tokio Hotel is having a concert the day of my birthday in NYC!!! so thats cool, but my mom said we probably wouldnt be able to go or go out of the state for my birthday because the economy is down here er somthing, ... idk. but i did convince her to buy one of their albums called "Scream" for me for my birthday, so thats good, i guess. and now here are my new birthday plans ... -.-" : im going to lock myself in my room, blast tokio hotel music, sit in a corner, weep, become depressed, and think about becoming emo but then probably get bored and stop, since i get bored very easily lol. sigh oh well, im sure one day theyll come to michigan...hopefully. so whats new with you? i think i heard my brother say shippuden was starting in early september ... is that true?

Deidara: "...try not to get too depressed, hmmm. It's not healthy for the immune system when you get sad. Hmmm."

Oi! Hi! Me and my sister are here to ask you some questions that have been bothering us sister glares at me er- well have been bothering me, she's just here because I made her come! Lol. I took her chips ahoy cookies... Anyhow, first question! Tobi - I find you very funny! But why is it that you say your Madara Uchiha? Are you really? o_O;; Second question! Zetsu - My sister is sacred of spiders Sister Ai pulls out her kantana of doom ;_; um can you please ...make them ...go away? Third question! Konan - Do you want to go shopping with me some time? I bet it would be fun! Fourth question! Pein - My sister is fascinated with you, Sister Ai glares evilly at the back of my head o_o Heheheh- could she join Akatsuki? Please?! She's pure EVIL!! I really want to get rid of her. ._. I'm scared of her. Fifth question! Kisame - Captain crunch is killing all of your fishy friends with that big boat of his!! ToT Sixth question! Itachi - What shampoo do you use, I love your hair! _ Seventh question! Deidara - Do you want to go blow stuff up with me and my sister some time? We love to blow things up. It's fun!! ^-^ sister laughs evilly from behind me ._. Eighth question! Sasori - Why do you like sakura-san so much? My sister and me are prettier then her! TvT sister Ai tries to cut my head off EEP!! TT.TT Sorry if it was long... -signed Kasugi Minkato & (by force) Ai Minkato

Tobi: "Tobi IS Uchiha Madara."

Zetsu: "...What do you want me to do- eat them? There are SOME things that I won't eat, you know."

Konan: "Sure, why not."

Pein: "We're not accepting new members right now. The last new recruit we got was a psychotic slave of darkness named Hidan..."

Hidan: "HEY! I U%(&*W*_&$ HEARD THAT!!!"

Pein: "Are you conscious again? SuperWombat, hurry- get the garlic and stake!"

SuperWombat: "I have garlic powder and a T-bone steak... What are you going to cook?"

Pein: *sighs* TT_TT

Kisame: "Captain Crunch, my old rival... at last you have come to settle the score. It's time to finish what we started ten years ago!" *grabs Samehada and charges into battle*

Itachi: "I only use Panteine Pro-V."

Deidara: "I don't think that Grouper-no-danna would let me, so, no..."

Sasori: "Sakura appeals to my deep psychological issues with abandonment and insecurity. Also, I like her pink hair. It's hard to find women with pink hair."

I'm Chemicalblast.

Itachi-why do you put so much time and effort into looking handsome? And it's true that you're jealous because your whole clan looks better than you, so you killed them?

Tobi-do you like Madara, or does he control you against your will?

Itachi: "I like being pretty. It makes me feel special. ...how did you hear that about my clan? *suspicious* Who told you?"

Tobi: "Tobi doesn't like Madara. Madara does bad things to Tobi!" *distress*

hey it's me again. sorry about shadow of the black sand he's annoying I know. So have you all been? Hey Pein i know how to sword fight, and do close-quarter combat my older brother's still training me though but my dream has always been to be in the akatsuki so may i join please? Also my friends and I are doing an akatsuki tribute for you guys. * winks at sasori * By the way Sasori I just LOVE puppets and puppet-masters like you. * kisses Sasori on the lips then whispers to Deidara* whispers to Deidara also I love art and in art class we're supposed to make a portrait of what inspires themselfs and I chose you plus art is a BANG

Pein: "Why are people ALWAYS asking to join the Akatsuki? ^^; If I want you to join, I'll send Itachi to kidnap you. That's how we get our new recruits."

Sasori: "...I feel less innnocent. You have scarred my psyche. I must go and talk to Sakura now. She's a good therapist..."

Deidara: "Weren't you just kissing Sasori-no-danna one sentence ago? Yes, art is a bang, or, more accurately, an explosion..."

Hey guys it's me again sorry about Shadow of the Black Sand he's so annoying I know. So how have you all been? Also pein can I join akatsuki now? I know to sword fight and do close-quarter combat my older brother is still training me though. Also Deidara in art class we are supposed to do a portrait of what inspires us and i chose you. winks at Sasori also I just LOVE puppets and puppet-masters like you Sasori. Oh, and Deidara you were right art is a bang! Oh, and if you guys don't want Hidan anymore I'll take off your hands for you. walks up to Sasori and kisses him on his lips then leaves with a smile on my face leaving him stunned

Pein: "No, you can't join."

Sasori: "..." *curls up in a ball and starts crying*

Deidara: "...you just sent Sasori-no-danna into a nervous breakdown... His mind is like a 12-year-old's. He can't handle the idea of someone kissing him. He freaks out."