Project Akatsuki: Because it's fun...

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~BlueIce2~
To Pein : Are you Naruto or are you his father?
To Konan: What do you think of Naruto? Did you know that Pein is related to that knucklehead ninja?
To Kisame: Do you know what goes up and down but doesn't move?
To Itachi: Is it true that you killed your clan because they were more better looking than you and that's the reason why Tobi hides behind a mask because he is more better looking than you?<
To Tobi: Are you really better looking than Itachi?( Can I see your face pleassssee!!!!!!! T_T )

Pein: "I am your father." <--- said in Darth Vader-ish voice

Konan: "Naruto is so dumb that it's embarasssing. The only smart people in that whole village are Sakura, Shizune and Clucky. ...wait... does Pein's relation to Naruto mean that if he and I have children, THEY WILL BE JUST LIKE NARUTO?!?!?!?!?! ...I have decided to become a nun. I am leaving for Rome immediately."

Kisame: *answers immediately* "THE OCEAN!!!" =D

Itachi: "...how do people find these things out? Will I have to destroy EVERYONE to keep my secrets?! You're a tracker nin, aren't you?! I knew it!!" x/_\x

Tobi: "Tobi looks way better than Itachi-san. You can see a recent photo of Tobi HERE."

From manga artist #1 To: Deidara

What do ypu think about the theory of evolution in my words of passing down techniques from sensei to pupil. Micheal Jackson to Orochimaru to Itachi and then Sasuke. It does make sense if you think about it.

Deidara: "They're all strange, so it does hold some credence, hmmm."

SuperGrouper: "Wow, you used 'credence' in a sentence, Deidara? Grouper is so proud of you! Your vocabulary is improving!" *pats him on the head*

Deidara: *throws a pillow at Grouper*

this 2 hidan tobi and deidara

hidan: if u go on to my deviantart account (rubymoon26) u can c pix of ruby

tobi: any where u want i guess

deidara: escape? escape from where

thnx, joru-kun ^^

Hidan: "She looks like Tenou-no-Hikari, who has killed many vampires."

Tobi: "...ummm... Tobi can't remember what the question was..."

Deidara: "I've been trying to escape from Grouper-no-danna for quite some time now, but I haven't succeeded..."

Hey. It's Crazyanimecookie and I'm really ready to start talking again to my very sexy Akatsuki ppl. And I'm not just talking about Deidara, Itachi, and Sasori. Hidan... Kisame... Pein... and all the rest... Kakuzu, Zetsu and Tobi. Ima girl so I can't say that Konan is sexy... and I don't feel like scarring her for the rest of her life. I <3 u all.

Deidara's kinda my fav tho. Hidan would come second... he's like a mosochist... are you a sadomosochist, Hidan... that would make you so much sexier... I don't care how old u are...That would make you all so much sexier... if Deidara could get any sexier...

ok. For my first question to Deidara: Can you taste things with the mouths in your hands? If you can I just had a laffy taffy and I want to see if you can taste it... if not we can do it the old fashion style wink
Next---> I want an answer from Hidan on the masochist thing... I really want to know.
Zetsu. Is that plant really impossible to get off or is it some kind of jutsu?
Konan. Does your skin act like real skin when it gets dry or does it act like paper?
Tobi... my sister's acting kinda dumb and says shes pregnant with ur daughter... and she wants child support from u.
Hidan... I video taped when you fell on the Christmas tree when you were at my house for Christmas... and when you tried to follow the cat into the tree... lol. Plus, I wanted to know... a few pairs of my underwear have been missing sicne you left... got an idea? <.< >.>
Kakuzu. How much would it take me to pay you to search through his stuff and make sure he doesn't have them... XD
Pein. Does it hurt to have your nose piecred because I'm thinking of getting mine done.

Thank ya'll and I'll talk to you later...

~Crazyanimecookie

Deidara: "Yes, I can taste things with the mouths on my hands. That's why I make Tobi do all of the gross chores for me. There's no way I'm ever cleaning a toilet, hmmm! ...I don't like Laffy Taffy. My left hand almost choked to death on it when I was 11 years old, so, no thanks, mmm."

Hidan:

SuperGrouper: "In the interests of keeping this site PG-13, Hidan's answer has been censored. He is, apparently, quite a bit perverse."

Zetsu: "The plant is A PART OF ME. My father was a spirit fox named Kurama and my mother was Greta, one of his favorite man-eating plant weapons. His mother didn't approve so they had to elope to Chile and a few years later they had me."

Konan: "I always use tons of lotion to avoid that. When my skin gets dry, believe me, it isn't pretty! Yes, it gets kind of paper-ish."

Tobi: "...but... Tobi is a good boy! ... ...hey, I wonder how Tobi would have a baby. Did the stork bring a baby Tobi to your sister? ...hey, SENPAI!! Where do babies come from, Senpai?!?!"

Deidara: "...what the?!?! No way, are you really grown and you don't know that?! D: Well, I'm sure not explaining it to you, mmm!"

SuperGrouper: "Maybe you should buy him a biology book or something?"

Deidara: "Stop and think for a minute about what you're saying, Grouper-no-danna."

SuperGrouper: "...AUGH! You're right! No! We don't want him breeding!!!!!!!"

Tobi: "Senpai, where do babies come from?"

Deidara: "uh... the government! The stork works for the government and when a couple gets a marriage license, the government places an oder in the baby catalog for them and then the stork delivers it to their doorstep!! The stork is government-funded! And so is Santa Claus!!"

Tobi: "How does the stork know which babies to deliver to who?"

Deidara: "Because it's all handled by computers! The orders are placed via the internet! Through a series of tubes! When the Internets are down, the birthrate decreases! That's why the servers run Linux, so that they don't get viruses and the human race doesn't go extinct!!"

SuperGrouper: "Deidara, you're making less sense as this goes on... but perhaps the Heavenly computers might run Linux; I don't know..."

Tobi: "So where do PUPPIES come from?"

*at this point, Deidara sets off an explosion to distract Tobi while he and Grouper escape*

Hidan: "I... uh... I have no idea what you are talking about. I didn't take them and frame them for my wall, I assure you!"

Kakuzu: "You probably don't have enough money to pay me to go through Hidan's things. He's a pretty nasty guy. If you're talking about underwear, though, he hung a few pairs in picture frames recently."

Pein: "Of course it hurts! My name isn't 'Pain' for nothing!"

SuperGrouper: (I've heard that there's a high risk of infections for that, so if you decide to go through with it, be careful and make sure to try to keep the wound really clean until it heals!)
[yes, I'm a bit of a medical science geek. ^^; I'd be a doctor, but I can't stand to see people in pain...]

Name:Kuro

For Itachi:How do you make your hair look so pretty what do you use on it!!!?? It's always so nice looking (Fangirl Side:With his face and body too..?)blushesAnd just to tell you I always look up to you!!!

For Pein:I always loved your pieces they make you look(Fangirl Side:XD Smexy!!!)No!!!Well...maybe....I mean yes no...or whatever!!! Okay to the question Are you the true leader of the Akatsuki?

For Tobi:Ya!!!The question for Tobi!! So are you sure you are good (Fangirl Side:In bed!!!) Stop it!!A good boy..?

For Hidan:I think your religion is awesome!!But....have you ever broken a rule?(Fangirl Side:Yeah being too sexy!!)Why me...

For Deidara:I think you style of art is amazing (Fangirl Side:And body!!)She will never shut up.....Now do you think sometimes that bang noises are too long (Fangirl Side:Kinda like how ugly that old hag Tsunade is..)God will you shut up!!!

For Konan:I love the flower in you hair where did you get it?!(Fangirl Side :Why are you asking this ugly piece of cr-)Stuffs a sock in her mouthWill you can it!!!

P.S(Fangirl Side:I think Itachi is God!!!)Please kill me.... wait don't!!

Itachi: "I only use Panteine Pro-V on my hair. It gives it a nice, silky shine. Everyone looks up to me: it's the power of the Sharingan. No, I'm not going to kill you. For starters, there'sno way to do that over the internet... Well, unless the person doing the murder is an emotionally-retarded, cruel-spirited adult who harasses a frail teenage girl into committing suicide- but even I'm not evil enough to do THAT. There are some things that even I won't do..."

Pein: "I'm kind of the true leader, because the only guy above me in rank is a total idiot. A baboon could do better..."

Tobi: "In bed? :? Tobi sleeps very well! Tobi is a sound sleeper. Tobi sleeps with Mr. Fuzzums, the best teddy in the world."

Hidan: "Yeah. I ate garlic once. I'm not supposed to do that, since garlic repels evil."

Deidara: " :? My explosions occur pretty quickly, so the noise doesn't last for too long, mmm... Hey, wait! What was that about Tsunade-sama?!?! You take that back, un!"

Konan: "My flower is actually Zetsu's aunt. She eats people."

you don't have to leave... i can coem over there!^^

Deidara: "..."

GothGirlSexyUchiha-to...

Tobi- Why are you so mentally retarded?
Konan- How come i've never seen you in the shippuuden episodes?
Deidara- Are you gay or do you need rehab?
Itachi- Are you really emo? I think you're so sexy I could cry.
Itachi- Go to quizilla.com and look up Mao10. Do you think I would have a c
Pein- Do you care for anyone except Konan?
Zetsu- Are you immortal?

Tobi: "The Uchihas have all sort of different brain problems. Tobi is kind of slow, Sasuke is emo, Itachi is psycho... Tobi is nicer than the others. Tobi is a good boy!"

Konan: "I don't show up until much, much later. The first time I show my face in the manga is after Deidara's most important fight. Since they haven't even animated the appearances of Kakuzu and Hidan yet, it will be a very long time before I get animated. ^^; I hope that I get to show up soon..."

Deidara: "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, WOMAN?!?! DON'T YOU CARE?!?!"

Konan: "I just want to be animated, okay?!"

Deidara: "YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON, UN!!! I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE PROFESSIONS! I DON'T WANT TO WORK UNDER CAPTAIN GIN!! I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH HINAMORI!! I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Konan: "You are SUCH a big baby..."

Deidara: "No, I'm not gay. That's a sick rumor spread by evil fangirls. In the manga, I loudly announce that my art style is 'superflat.' The superflat art style is a counter to the pop art genre and ridicules sexual fetishism in all of its forms, including homosexuality. Basically, 'superflat' could be called 'THE HOMOPHOBIC ART STYLE.' Announcing that superflat is my art style is not only like screaming 'I'm not gay,' but it also announces that I'm not very fond of homosexuals and that I don't approve of perversion in any respect."

SuperGrouper: "...you don't approve of perversion, but you blow things up for recreation?! What sort of mixed up moral code do you have? TT_TT You're such a weird one..."

Deidara: "...and you aren't being very appreciative, Grouper-no-danna. If I was perverted and flirted with you then you would kill me, right?" u_u;

SuperGrouper: "Well, yes, of course I would... Hmmm... You have a point... Still, though- it's incredibly weird that you're an evil artist and you're violently opposed to perversion... ...I guess it's convenient, though- it means I can work with you without having to suppress killing instinct."

Deidara: "You know, Grouper-no-danna... I think that I'm beginning to understand why you're still single, mmm."

SuperGrouper: "THAT'S BY CHOICE!!!" >:[

Deidara: "...and I don't need rehab- well, not if you mean rehab for substance abuse, anyway. Grouper-no-danna says that I might need some therapy, though, hmmm."

Itachi: "I'm not emo. Sasuke is emo. Someone by that username seems to have written an out-if-character OC love story about me. What of it?"

Pein: "Apart from Konan, no one in the world means a thing to me."

Zetsu: "No, but I have a long lifespan due to my spirit-fox blood."

this is for all of the akatsuki to anwers, what do guy each think about OmniStrife, SnowDragon, and Fiori Party who makes you guys do stupid thing on youtube. also,TOBI WEARING A WIRE, He working for OmniStrife.

Itachi: "I hate them all, because I hate the entire human race. ...Tobi is working for OmniStrife? I already knew that."

Kisame: "I kind of like their stuff. It's funny. ^_^ I never thought that Tobi was a spy... but if he helps to gather information to fuel my humor binges, I won't report him."

Zetsu: "I never watch fan videos. I don't have the internet. I WORK FOR OMNISTRIFE TOO."

Tobi: "Mr. Zetsu is a good boy, too!" =D

Deidara: "Those guys do awful things to me, HMMM!!! Why can't people take my hands seriously?!?!"

SuperGrouper: "I take your hands seriously! ...so, can you eat three flavors of ice cream at once, and have you ever tried it?"

Deidara: "AUGGHHHHHH!"

Sasori: "OmniStrife brought me back using a plot-no-jutsu, so I have no complaints against him or his kind."

Hidan: "They are infidels! Tobi, you shall perish!!"

Tobi: "Oh, boy... Hidan-san is really mad! Tobi better run fast!!!" 0_0;

Kakuzu: "I don't get paid royalties by a single one of those freeloaders!! I demand my paychecks!!! ...Tobi works for OmniStrife? I'm surprised that Pumpkin-san has the brains for that..."

Pein: "I no nothing of this."

Konan: "..."

(Imagine Darth Vader's theme playing in the background throughout this conversation. That makes it way funnier.)

Madara: "I. AM. OMNISTRIFE."

SuperGrouper: "NO! NO!! It's not true- it can't be true! Impossible! They told me that my favorite animator was in Israel- that you sent him there!"

Madara: "No, Grouper. Search your hard drive and you wil realize that what I am saying is true. Obi-wan-Hokage was lying to you! I am OmniStrife! ...I perceive that you have a sister- if you will not join my cause, perhaps she will!"

SuperGrouper: "No!! Don't you touch Wombat!!!" >:o *draws light sabre*

OmniStrife: "It is useless to resist! Do not let yourself be destroyed as Obi-wan-Hokage did!

SuperGrouper: "DO NOT WANT PLZ!!!"

Okay Akatsuki why do you all say that SuperGrouper is mean 'cause I think she is kind of cool.
Anyways you guys shouldn't be mean to her 'cause she let's live at her house.
From: Kitara101

SuperGrouper: "Thank you." TT_TT *moved*

Deidara: "I'm scared of her because I think she's secretly my fangirl, and fangirls are scary."

SuperGrouper: "YOU HAVE NO PROOF!!!"

Deidara: "A huge chunk of you deviantART and FanFiction.net works and favorites have to do with me and you have a plushie of me and use a vector of me as the header image for your LiveJournal blog! You're like some scary stalker or something!!!" 0_o;;

SuperGrouper: "...but I don't do porn of you!"

Deidara: "...well, I do appreciate that..."

Sasori: "She dresses me in lolita-style clothing when no one is looking and takes photos of it. She thinks I'm her doll. Please, save me while I still retain some dignity as a human being."

Hi, I�m Undaime Tsukiko (last name, first). I have a few questions for the Akatsuki members. (Sorry if some of them have already been answered. I don�t have the attention span to read all of �em already posted.)

Pein:

1. Dude, what's the deal with having six bodies?

2. Can I join Akatsuki?

Konan:

1. Are you and Pein gonna have little kiddies someday?

2. And can I be your apprentice? Pretty please???

Sasori:

1. How do you make people into puppets? I'd really like to know. glances at little brother

Deidara:

1. Why do you think people mistake you for a woman? The only feminine feature about you is your hair.

2. Could you teach me how to sculpt?

3. Could you also bomb my school and surrounding schools?

4. And if I was the last female human on Earth, would you ever ever ever ever consider being with me? crosses fingers behind back

(I guess you can tell who's my favorite here�>.>�)

Tobi:

1. Can I glomp you?

2. Will you be my big brother? ^w^

3. I wuv you!!

Hidan:

1. How do you become a Jashinist?

2. And would you mind me kidnapping you?

Itachi:

1. Please die.

2. How many walls have you run into since your vision began to wane?

3. Can I cut your hair? You look ridiculous.

4. Does Kisame smell like fish?

Kisame:

1. I ate your sister last night.

2. Do you smell like fish?

Kakuzu:

1. Can I borrow $665?

All Akatsuki:

1. Will someone please kill Sasuke???? Please????

sweatdrops That�s a lot more questions than I�d originally had in mind�.>.>��

Pein: "The six bodies are so that I can have Dein and the other bodies do my chores while I relax. They also let me watch every episode of 'Iron Chef' in only a few hours (I LOVE THAT SHOW!!!) No, you can't join the Akatsuki because we aren't accepting new members right now... This is because our current base is SuperGrouper's cluttered garage, and if we get any more members, there won't be enough room for all of us to fit in there for strategy meetings. (Don't tell SuperGrouper that we're having secret meetings in her garage!) I'm not sure about killing Sasuke- Itachi needs him for a transplant..."

Konan: " *talking in a dreamy voice* Yes, definitely. After he conquers the world, Pein will come to get me riding on his princely horse and he will take me to the Sistine Chapel for our wedding ceremony and then we will go to live in our beautiful castle... (////) Then, we will have two beautiful children -a boy and a girl- named 'Ori' and 'Gami.' I have it all planned out... And when our darlings get old enough, they will be attending Cambridge... And Pein and I will grow old together, and when our son Gami gets older, we'll let him govern the earth while Pein and I retire to Venezuela and live in a beautiful house with big windows and a flower garden... (rest of her ramblings are omitted for space's sake -SuperGrouper)"

Pein: "... 0_0;; Wh... what?! What is this?!?!? You haven't mentioned any of this to me!! Marriage? Children?!? Retirement?!?!?!" *Pein has a panic attack*

Konan: "You can be my apprentice, but it takes a lot of work and a high tolerance for paper cuts. ...wait a minute... *narrows eyes* You don't want to get close to Pein, do you?! I won't tolerate any rivals, you know! If you work for me, you can't look at him, okay?"

Sasori: "If I told you, SuperGrouper would censor it. It's pretty graphic. The process also takes an incredible knowledge of human anatomy and the practice of medicine, so you would almost have to be a doctor-gone-bad to use it. In the years it would take you to learn the required facts in medical school, you would probably get brainwashed into wanting to HELP people like most doctors... And just like that, I would lose another potential ~~slave~~ student."

Deidara: "They mistake me for a girl because they don't know one of the cardinal rules of anime: 'If someone's gender is not clear, they are a boy.' That rule almost always holds true for characters whose genders aren't apparent at first. Anyway, I have a nice low voice...

SuperGrouper: "...that doesn't fit you AT ALL, because you look more like the 'seiyuued by Ogata Megumi' type..."

Deidara: "Please be quiet, Grouper-no-danna... My low, manly voice makes it immediately clear that I am a man to anyone who hears me speak, hmmm. Anyway, how many girl pyromaniacs are there? I'm a guy, yeah. I can't teach you how to sculpt very well, since I'm not there in person... However, a cool artist at deviantART did some tutorials on how to make clay bird figurine like the ones I make. You can read the tutorial HERE and HERE. However, please DO NOT try to blow the figurines up, since doing that could cause horrific bodily injury, hmmm. No, I don't bomb schools, churches, orphanages and other places like that. If I did, Grouper-no-danna might seriously kill me, mmm. However, I do bomb snake dens if you need help with pest control for your yard. I charge $300.00 an hour, since no one else does it. :) If you were the last human on earth, I think I'd be way more worried about what happened to everyone else than finding a wife, but maybe: after finding food, water and what on earth happened, and then having the requisite nervous breakdown..."

Tobi: "YES YOU CAN GLOMP TOBI!! =D ...uh, what's does 'glomp mean?' :? Yes, Tobi will be your big brother, if you give Tobi a chocolate chip cookie! :) Tobi wuvs you too!"

Hidan: "Becoming a Jashinist involves several ceremonies that violate the ethical standards and laws of every culture in the world, so I can't list them. No, you can't kidnap me. You'd learn some pretty nasty language if you did!"

Itachi: *dies*

SuperGrouper: "Due to Itachi's unfortunate death, he is unable to answer the rest of your questions."

Kisame: "OHNO!!! You... You monster!!! I can't believe that you would eat her!" *grabs Samehada and charges toward you*

SuperGrouper: "He didn't smell like fish until he started sleeping in my aquarium due to the dearth of spare bedrooms."

Kakuzu: "Come on, you seem to be a pretty smart girl- do you really think that I'd loan money to someone? I don't loan money to my own GRANDCHILDREN! That's why TenTen had to pay her own way through ninja-school. 'Grandpa,' she said, 'I need money for school since Mommy and Daddy died.' What did I tell her? 'GET A JOB, KID!' ...I heard later that some jounin with huge eyebrows felt sorry for her and paid her way... The little bum still doesn't have a job outside of ninjutsu..." *grumbles in old man sort of way*

Zetsu: "Only the might of the Sharingan can stop ~~MarySue~~ ~~Sauce-Gay~~ Sasuke, and you killed Itachi, so I think that Sasuke will live... OHMYGOODNESS I'M SUCH A FAN OF HIS!" *squeal*

SuperGrouper: *start commercial-style background music* "That disturbing moment was brought to you by SuperGrouper, the otaku with fins."

This is chemicalblast.

Itachi, Tobi told Kisame, who told me about your clan. Blame Tobi.

Here's some candy, Sasori. What would you say about Deidara's interpretation of art?

Itachi: *still dead from a few paragraphs above*

Sasori: *happily starts munching on candy* "Deidara has it ALL WRONG! Art is something beautiful that lasts for eternity! Like the pyramids! What's the point in making something that doesn't last?! That boy- his ADHD is so bad that he couldn't focus long enough to make anything that would last. I keep trying to get his diagnosed, but he's afraid of doctors. I wonder why..."

Kisame: "Call me crazy, but he might be afraid of doctors because you're a former doctor who went psycho and takes a sick pleasure in hacking apart dead bodies."

Sasori: *hmph* *starts pouting*

i got questions for kakuzu, deidara, itachi, & hidan: ok, my names ichigo ikumi. i would like to know

kakuzu: y do u like to pickpocket people?dont u lie. u've done it to me

deidara:y do u have girly hair(not trying 2 be mean, because i personaly, like it)

itachi:y r u so mean to people?since ur related to tobi, u should b nice to him

hidan:y doesnt any1 like u(i do tho)

Kakuzu: "...hmmm... You have some pretty mad skills there if you caught me... What village did you train in?"

Deidara: "When I was in junior high I sold my last pair of scissors to use the money on art supplies, so I haven't been able to cut my hair since then. That's why even my bangs are long."

Itachi: *Kisame kicks him and apparently he is still alive after all* "I don't like Tobi. Madara is my grandpa and my family used to always make me visit him on weekends to check up on him... He thought that I was the only relative who liked him, which is why he spared me, but I actually can't stand him because I'm afraid of his false teeth."

Hidan: "The people who I'm crashing with sure don't like me..." *points to SuperWombat, who is readying yet another batch of garlic powder in an attempt to drive the evil away*

this is ichigo ikumi again -^_^-

tobi:y do u always say 'tobi' instead of 'i'?

Tobi: "Because Tobi is Tobi!" =D *said as if that answers EVERYTHING*

Deidara: "Because Tobi is a STUPID boy!"

Tobi: "GROUPER-SAN SENPAI IS PICKING ON ME AGAIN!!!" TT_TT

yeah, well, ill try not too. all i have to do is keep my mind off it! ;) ... if thatll work. xP how is being sad not good for the immune system? and my friend showed me this AMV of your english voice ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYsodPVzjwo is it real, un? LOL xD k yeah, srry, anyway ... heh heh ... have you ever had any pets, deidara? oh, tobi, .... are you afraid of the dark? do you think there are monsters under your bed? cuz .... uh ... im hosting a party under your bed in 3 days .... and, i wanted you to come! ^_^" 3 days should be enough time to clean it out, right?

SuperGrouper: "Actually, being sad, angry or fearful can literally lower your body's defenses against diseases, so that you might catch colds, etc. that you wouldn't have caught if your immune system was a bit stronger. The absolute WORST thing for the body, though, is to be unforgiving. If you hold a grudge for even a while, it totally wreaks havoc on the nervous system and over time can even cause cancer. That's one of the reasons why it's good to forgive easily- even if someone's a total jerk who doesn't deserve it (they're out there- I've met them!) they aren't worth making yourself sick over. Optimism, on the other hand, can boost the power of the immune system and make you healthier. Thinking happy thoughts may not make someone fly, but it can keep them healthy. Studies have shown it. ...and, wow, I've really gotten off of the subject, but I love to read about medical research and the link between the body and soul continues to blur as more research is done. A person's thought life can influence their body more than we know..."

Deidara: "Yeah, and my English voice is HORRIBLE! I sound like the unloved child of James of Team Rocket and Luna of Sailor Moon! AUGH! Horrible, horrible dub voice! My Japanese voice is manly, but the dub makes me sound light-footed. XP

Pets? Yeah, I have a black cat named India, because he's the color of India Ink. I found him wandering about and thought that he would be good to draw for practice in gesture drawings, since cats move so quickly... Then, I tried to get rid of him, but he wouldn't leave, so he's still here... SuperGrouper's calico cat attacks my head to get at my ponytail almost every day, but she's not quite a pet- she's a creature devoted to my destruction in the name of playing with my hair. I'm not sure if SuperGrouper would be a pet or not; a grouper is a fish, and I think a fish is an animal..."

SuperGrouper: "...WHAT?! No, I'm NOT a pet!! What are you talking about?!?!?"

Deidara: "Or, maybe not..."

Tobi: "Tobi sleeps on a Japanese futon. There isn't ANYTHING under Tobi's bed. Tobi's bed doesn't have an 'under.'"

Kisame: "I sleep in a 70-gallon aquarium; there's a bit of space beneath it. Want to have the party there, everyone?"

SuperGrouper: *days later* "Why is there loud music coming from beneath my aquarium? And where are the others???" 0_o;;

This is Jessi and Kiki back again (sry it took so long we had some issues)

(J- All you slow people will have to read the last posts to remember)

K- YAY COOKIE! I love you! Actually I think your "speech problem" is cute and funny. (I use it to annoy Jessi n.V)

J- Yes she does!! And stop with the Deidara faces! Apparently Deidara, your death makes her depressed so she writes poems with you and her oc.

K- Do you think words can be art? >.V here�s one of the poems (at bottom). I also wrote a song Deidara to sing to Tsunade, and a Sasori x Sakura poem. It�s pretty cute! I know girls love stuff like that!

J- So here it is� (Sasuke is currently stalking us (p.s. Deidara when a girl�s sad give her a hug)

K-P.S My friend Paige dared me to do this!

J- O GOSH NO KIKI!!!!!!

K- *glomps Deidara and kisses him on the cheek before and if Supergrouper tries to kill her)

J- ITACHI GET YOUR BROTHER AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POEM---- (not in stanzas to conserve space)

No sword can bring the pain that you�ve brought me, No mere mortal man nor beast can replace the empty space you left. Your crystal eyes I long to see filled with life again, the hand that used to hold mine lays lifeless at my feet. How I wish to see words forming on your lips, those that courage I had not to kiss. I wish oh how, I wish to feel your warmth instead of this cold coffin door. The flowers you gave me lay withered on the floor, the clay birds crumbling into dust. Was it not that long ago we were smiling, having fun? I had never felt so happy. I really thought you were the one. The cloaks and rings we used to wear lay useless beside my bed; the red clouds are blood red. On that dreadful day I begged you not to go but you ignored me, your face stone. I was weeping but you left me alone. Those four came later bringing your possessions to my door. They left without saying a word but I needed none. I knew in my heart, you would never see the sun. As they lay the final shovel of dirt on your coffin with a thud. I turned around without a word. These tears that stream down my face are as numerous as the galaxies you are away from me. I curse he who took you away from me. May he always carry the guilt. sit up on my bed, finding that sleep will not comfort me. So I look to the stars and count the seconds until, I can be with you again� I wish for death.

Deidara: "... 0_o; Uh.... Wow... Uh... Don't die, whoever you are, mmm. Uh, I'm not quite dead, anyway. I did a brief job under a guy named Gin Ichimaru after my almost-death and the amnesia induced thereby, but then SuperGrouper came and rescued me... To answer these emails... Maybe it's not too late for me to return to Soul Society..."

Kekei�shari
Tobi- um�. Tobi u still have a lolipop on ur face!
Pein- ur awsome!!!!!!! can I join akatsuki ^_^?
Konan- my friend admires ur ability to cope living with a bunch of guys!
Kakuzu- Can u sew my arm bak on it kind of fell off ill pay u with an anime of ur choice
Itachi- I would run because my friend kayos is pretty angry at u 4 stealing sasuke�s eyes
Kisame- given the chance would u beat up Rock Lee?
Deidara-whispering make an ornament for kisames fish tank and when its in blow it up! Hidan- digs up head puts jashin bible next to him your god misses u!do u miss him?

SuperGrouper: "...hey, wait a minute *narrows eyes* If you mean the fishtank that Kisame-san sleeps in, that's MY fishtank with MY Amphiprion ocellaris in it! Don't even suggest that!"

Tobi: *Tobi spends the rest of the day trying to figure out how to lick his face, until he gets tired and falls asleep*

Pein: "I get SO many requests for that... No, we aren't accepting new members right now..."

Konan: "It's not easy, and if I find one more swimsuit magazine in their rooms, I'm going to hurt them..." >:(

Kakuzu: "Do you have the first season of the Sanrio 'Hello Kitty' anime?"

Kisame: "Yes, and I would take his eyebrows, because I need them. ...although SuperGrouper likes him and that sensei of his, so she might make life difficult for me if I did that..."

Deidara: "I can't- it's Grouper-no-danna's aquarium."

Hidan: "No."

I'm Chemicalblast.

Sasori, is it true that you have a mental breakdown when someone kisses you? I will find some people to do that, then.

Pein, I read somewhere that you do whatever Konan says, even jump off a cliff. Is that true?

Itachi, do you like Tobi? I read from the same place that you love him since he's related to you. Strange, because you killed practically everyone related to you.

Sasori: ... *hides*

Pein: "She hasn't asked me to jump off of a cliff yet, so I don't know."

Itachi: "I don't like Tobi and I CERTAINLY DON'T love him. He was useful as a pawn to help me master the hidden Sharingan techniques, such as how to summon THE BONEY GUNDAM, whom I nicknamed 'Susan.'"
Itachi and the BONEY GUNDAM

Hiya Yall. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! Chemical Blast says Supergrouper's name is MOLLY!!!

Tobi- What happened to Ms. Fuzzums? and Fuzzums Jr.? and Baby Fuzzums?

Madara- Are you a deprived wannabee who created Tobi to feel loved? (Even though it doesn't work?)

Itachi- if i were your parents id look u in a jutsu-proof titanium reinforced room to let u rot (TRY DIEDARA!!)

Kisame- i no u r gay. so is half my class. its okay

Pein- why did u pick UGLY BODIES!!!???

Supergrouper- 4 words- how do you survive????

The Rest of You Akatsuki- u r cool

Bye!!

PS Kisame- my classmates r happy-gay. u r itachhi loving gay. I think u had plastic surgery to look like a hot girl so itachi would like u and it went wrong. SUSHI FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!! (* brandishes sushi knive and chases Kisame*)

FISH ARE AWESOME------------------------ESPECIALLY IN SUSHI!!

SuperGrouper: "My name is 'The Magnificent, Mighty Grouper, SuperGrouper the GoodFishy.' You can call me SuperGrouper."

Tobi: "They are with Tobi."

Madara: "...the only one of my grandkids who ever came to visit me in the nursing home was Itachi... That's why when I stole the youth of a nurse and went on a rampage, I only spared Itachi. Only later did I find out that his family FORCED him to visit me and make sure the nurses remembered to feed me... However, even after taking Tobi as an alter-ego, they still don't visit me... It must be because I killed them all. Maybe I should have thought that through more... Hmmm..."

Itachi: "...you would be a bad parent for me."

Kisame: "No, I'm not. I don't look like it, do I? Now Itachi- that's another story. He looks girlier than my little sister. No one's sure WHAT he is... No, I've never had plastic surgery. I am saving up for it, though- the end result will hopefully be me looking kind of like Sephiroth."

Itachi: "I am single because I am in love with my beautiful, wonderful self and no one else could ever be worthy of me."

Kisame: "You need help, buddy."

Pein: "Konan spent all of our money on Chanel perfume, so I had to buy my extra bodies secondhand at yard sales instead of getting expensive ones."

SuperGrouper: "I just do. Whatever disaster happens, it always misses me. Yes, fish ARE awesome, aren't they?"

Hi Kisame!! I haven't had my dinner lately... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Five minutes later...

Staring dreamily into space while sipping shark fin soup

That was your sister, Bessie.

Capt. Crunch

I M COMING FOR YOU!!!

Jaws music

How ironic that was the music from the movie your mom was in. sister stares into roomuh-oh sister grabs BIG sword and slices computer in half... can i sue u??? Diedara WORK ON THE TITANIUM ROOM!!!

Diedara. i think u r hot (and i am a straight boy!!!)

Kisame: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! BEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!! BESSIE! Big brother failed you! Come back, Bessie!!!" TT_TT

Deidara: "... ... uh... I have absolutely no idea how to respond to that; sorry."

jen aka Sekai again!!
>.< okie maybe the search results didn't come out, but I tried and got the link~~
http://kr.youtube.com/watch?v=uQqwkVCZIK4
^^
see if it works!!
PS-still all of u r cut'e!

SuperGrouper: "That is one of the cutest AMVs I've ever seen. Thank you for pointing it out. You can download it from the flash animation page, by the way.

Deidara: "Yay! I'm the main character! ...why do I have a girl's voice, though?"

Konan: "Finally! I appear in an AMV!! Great! It's such a cute AMV, too!" =D

Hey!
Now I have questions for some of the other members. Hidan, do you have an estimate on how many times have you 'died?'

Zetsu- What's your favorite colour?

Kakuzu; do you like reading any books?

Itachi, what would be your reaction if the fangirls found you RIGHT now and proceeded to fight over you?

Oh and by the way, Kisame, a 'glomp' is basically a running, jumping tackle-hug often used by teenage fangirls.

Thanks again!
Kinoko
P.s. No offense taken for those members who didn't let me, but thank you Deidara, Tobi and SuperGrouper. You let me glomp you! ^ ^

Hidan: "Including the time I fell into a flaming compost pile, 84 times."

Zetsu: "I like white. I LIKE BLACK."

Itachi: "What makes you think that I would react at all?"

Hi it's MII!!!!!!!!! Tobi- Hi !who is Mr. Fuzzums? Itachi-do you want to go out with my friend? (she is loco for you) Deidara- You are the best

Tobi: "Mr. Fuzzums is Tobi's teddy bear. Mr. Fuzzums is Tobi's best friend except for Senpai."

Deidara: "Do you realize how much it scares me when you talk that way, Tobi?!?!" 0_o;

Itachi: "No. I'm far too much in love with myself to cheat on myself."

Deidara: "I know."

How old's tobi?????>.&t;

-Tobiluver

Tobi: "Tobi will be 19 soon."

Madara: "I am over 300 years old."

My name is Patty. I've got a question for....
1. Tobi and Itachi: Hey guys, did you know you had a long relative named Erica? She so much stronger than the first hokage. The truth is, she's much older than what she looks like. ((Made her up:P I have a good drawing of her.)) Itachi, I know you're related to Tobi! Tobi, how can you eat when you're wearing a mask?

2. Konan: Who's your family?

3. Deidara: Why do lots of people mistake you for a girl? Why do you have the most fangirls?

4. Pein: Why don't you recruit more females for Akatsuki members? Erica's specialty in Ice and Water jutsus come in handy there.

5. SuperWombat and Supergrouper: Guys, love the fan fiction and site! Are you interested in adding other ninjas made by the fans for the Akatsuki? It's my dream to see Erica Uchiha as a member of the Akatsuki!

6. Itachi (Again): Lets say, you met a girl stronger than you, not the nosy and annoying one, and very clever(I'm saying someone with Erica's personality(Yes, that was Erica's personality.). Would you like that kind of girl?

Oh yeah! Here's a special message from Erica:
Hey Pein, Akatsuki's doing alright? I would like to join if possible. My specialties are Ice and Water jutsus, summoning, hand-to-hand combat, and deception. I also have a small pet weasel named Koro-koro.

Itachi: *yelling to Madara* "Grandpa, I think that we missed one!"

Tobi: "Tobi lifts up his mask a little bit when Tobi is eating."

Pein: "Konan doesn't want any rivals, so other women aren't allowed to join. However, your pet weasel might be a possibility- is it a boy or a girl?"

SuperGrouper: "It's tempting to make a page for fan-made OCs, but if we did that, we would probably end up with some truly horrible OCs being featured, since it would be rude to feature some and deny others... ^^; (Imagines having to feature hundreds of MarySues who are the lost princesses of ancient civilizations who are in love with several characters and are stonger than the Hokage; Deidara and Itachi compete for their love, only to have the OC's elope with Sasori and Tobi to be polygamists, then conquer the world with their 3-parent children.) I might add a page for that later on, though. It does seem like it could be a fun idea... I at least might offer links to OC profiles at some point. Right now, I'm trying to wade through an email inbox crammed full of 'Ask the Akatsuki' emails..."

Itachi: "Can she cook dango?"

Hey again, guys. I just love talking to all of you. You're so much fun.

Hey, Pein. Are you sure you don't want to let me join Akatsuki. I can cook really good and I don't mind cleaning up after it. I actually make itallian and mexican food the best, though. Like tacos... I want a taco.

Tobi. I don't think you should really know where babies come from. But, if you're really that determined to know I can sign you up for a sex-ed class.

Maybe Hidan should start e-mailing me... wink lol Love you, Hidan. ^///^

Do any of you watch Nascar? If you do can you tell me who you want to see win the next race? I say either Tony Stewart or Jr. If you don't that's fine.

Deidara. Have you seen Darth Vader from Planet Vulcan? He told me you stole his Filth CD and he wants it back.

Hey, Kakuzu... think you could help me a little with Hidan. I think I might have a crush on him... lolz.

Can someone check out my fan fiction site, please? [SITE URL REMOVED] message me if you see it.

Do you use a PC or and APPLE? (everyone and plz make Itachi be social)

I drew a picture of Deidara a few weeks ago. Best one I've ever done. What should I do with it?

Konan. Do you have any little sisters cuz I don't know how to explain to mine...

So, Kakuzu. You say you have been married. Don't give me too many details but did you ever [omitted] ^.^

Looky Deidara! ^.\/ 0.\/ -_\/ @.\/

buh bye

loves... Crazyanimecookie

Deidara: "Signing Tobi up for a class like that would be a crime against humanity, mmm. Don't you dare! If you do, I will make you listen to my American dub voice for 5 hours as punishment, hmmm!"

Hidan: "My religion prohibits email."

Kakuzu: "If you don't have email, then how did you register at the 'Single and Naughty Jashinists' forum? 'SexySilverHidan' IS your username, isn't it?"

Hidan: "...what the?!?! Kakuzu, you *$^#*Q! You've been looking at my &%#@(#&$ browsing history, haven't you?!?!"

Deidara: "AHA! This is a trick question to challenge my mighty geek skills, hmmm! Darth Vader is the main antagonist of the later 'Star Wars' movies, but Vulcans are a highly intelligent and unemotional alien race from 'Star Trek.' ...so, do I win a cookie?"

Kakuzu: "I could sell you rare photos of him for money."

SuperGrouper: "I did visit your site, but the site title and links were a bit too scary. I can't link to it without violating my PG-13 rule." 0_o;;

Itachi: "I use Windows. The computer came with it."

Kisame: "...no, wait! Don't tell me... A computer is one of those little boxes with numbers on it and you press the numbers to add and subtract, right? We had to buy one of those for my math class years ago... It was solar-powered, too. Really high-tech stuff. I'm not sure what a 'PC' is, but I do eat apples sometimes. Is that the question?"

Zetsu: "My hands are inside the plant, so I can't type. I DON'T NEED A COMPUTER I HAVE LEAVES."

Deidara: "I use a customized version of Kubuntu Linux. It's free and doesn't get viruses."

Sasori: "Could I say 'Chii from Chobits?' She runs Macintosh, though."

Hidan: "I use Windows Vista on a single-processor computer with only 500MB RAM. It appeals to my self-punishing nature."

Kakuzu: "If an abacus was good enough 200 years ago, it's good enough today!"

Pein: "Windows Vista with 256 RAM on a 5-year-old computer. Because it causes pain."

Konan: "Macintosh. It's more artistic. As for your sister, tell her that it's because she isn't married. Depending on how old she is, that could work."

Kakuzu: 0_o;; "...the questions that young people ask these days! No."

wow soupergrouper, youre right ... xP and im sick already xP ive been sick since last week and my mom is being so stup- "unintelligent" and never believes me when im sick ...
and ... i am pessimistic mostly, but ive never had anything happen to me because of that i dont think ...
deidara i guess i dont mind your english voice ... i doesnt really fit you, but at least you have one ^_^"
so every1 enjoy the party?

Itachi: "I couldn't see, but Kisame told me that Tobi started dancing to the Sailor Moon theme song..."

Deidara: "I think that they ran out of voice actors, so they hired the janitor to do my English dub voice."

Deidara+Sasoriloverxxx

Deidara: Alright just to get 1 thing out of my head...
YOU ARE LIKE SOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!! Ok now with the quetion... Do you think you are the best Akatsuki member and also why do you hang out with Tob?

Sasori: Do you have friends? because I know a number of people at my school who wouldn't want a puppet as a friend.P.S. I wouldn't mind.

P.S.S. You are both sooooooo CUTE!!!

Deidara: "Thank you. Yes, I am the best Akatsuki member. I hang out with Tobi because I HAVE TO. Leader-sama ordered me to work with him..."

Sasori: "If I want people around, I just make puppets. I don't care much for mortal humans (with the possible exceptions of my parents and Sakura.)"

Kisame: Where did you get Samehada (Shark Skin)?

Kisame: "It's a family heirloom."

Hello, Akatsuki. Yup, after a while of inner conflict, I decided that Deidara is my favorite. glomps Deidara But I still love you all too! Well, except for Konan becaus loving her would be weird for a girl like me. e_o Aaaaanyways, my nake is Neko-sama. Here are my questions:

To Pein: I'm plannin on taking over Earth. Any tips?

To Tobi: I know who you REALLY are. Give me fifty bucks and I won't tell.

To Deidara: Eep! Deidara! glomps Anyways...Someone just stole my last bit of high quality (but cheaply priced) clay, so can you tell me where I can get more? (for a really low price)

To Itachi: I have the Kyuubi kid. Give me fifty bucks and I'll had him over to you and you can take the credit for capturing him.

Naruto: I want more ramen-ttebayo!

Neko: Shut up! Geez!

To Kisame: I heard of an Australian dish known as shark soup. (I believe I am correct.) Want some?

To Konan: Pssst! Hey! I got this really awesome thickening shampoo that actually thickens your hair, and it's not that fake crap either. I also got this smoothing conditioner that actually makes your hair silky smooth. Your a girl, you can appreciate this stuff, right? These can be yours for one low price: Deidara. (Eeee! glomps Deidara)

To Zetsu: Do you enjoy gardening?

To Kakuzu: I know it was you that stole my twenty bucks. holds up REALLY old teddy bear Give it back or Mr. Snugglewuggums gets it.

To Hidan: Can I borrow your scythe to chop someone up and serve them as sushi? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

Neko: Um...did I miss anyone?

Naruto: Ramen-ttebayo!

Neko: SHUT UP OR ELSE!! Um, I think that's everyone. One more thing: Eeeeeeek! Deidara! glomps Deidara

~Neko-sama

Pein: "You can't take over the earth, because I'm going to do that."

Tobi: "Tobi doesn't have that much money."

Deidara: "I buy mine from an art supply store near to Iwa, or I dig up my own."

Itachi: "...I want to catch him MYSELF."

Kisame: "No, I don't want any. ...I thought that Shark's Fin Soup was a Chinese dish- do they have it in Australia too?"

Konan: "I'm not sure that I want to try kidnapping a pyromaniac bomber in exchange for hair-care products..."

Zetsu: "I love gardening. I have a crop of chicken that is almost ready to be harvested right now."

Kakuzu: "I didn't steal your money."

Hidan: "That person wouldn't happen to be Kisame, would it?"

Kekei�shari

SuperGrouper-YES ANOTHER ROCK LEE AND GAI-SENSAI FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oTT_TTo. Also im sry I thought it was kisames fish tank.

Kakuzu-buys the first season of the Sanrio 'Hello Kitty' anime I do now ^_^

Pein-sniffle I hate u. ill b a Tobi fan then,at least he will appreciate it

Konan-shows swimsuit mag found in Peins room

Kisame-R u Hot for itachi?

All-Givin the chance who would u b for 1 day

Tobi-that kilt u found on Mr Fuzzums that was way too big for him was for Kakuzu he should have one to be a real scotsman

Deidara- ART FTW!!!!

Hidan-tsk tsk tsk. Uv become a real heraticburys head

SuperGrouper: "Rock Lee and Gai are awesome. ...I can't remember what Hidan did to become a heretic. ^^; I should go over my emails more quickly... Yeah, you can bury him if you want to, I guess. It won't hurt him."

Konan: *beats up Pein* "I'm pretty happy with who I am now, so I would be myself for a day."

Kisame: "Why am I, the most masculine-looking and masculine-acting character in the entire series, always paired with Itachi in fandom? TT_TT No, I don't like him like that, and Masashi Kishimoto hates yaoi. None of the Naruto characters are gay. If there were gay characters, then it would be that fellow with the umbrella out of the fillers, not me.

"I would be King of Atlantis for a day."

Kakuzu: "I have several kilts, actually. It is always nice to get a new one, though. If I could be someone else for a day, I would be Bill Gates and have all of his money."

Hidan: "I would want to be in a position to cause more damage to society- such as joining the ACLU or becoming a dentist... or possibly a gym teacher... No, I haven't become a heretic- well, not against Jashinism, anyway. Only against every other religion."

Itachi: "I would be Madara for a day."

Zetsu: "I would be Zetsu. I WOULD BE ZETSU!! Maybe I would be a flower."

Sasori: "I would be Hideki."

Deidara: "I'm happy as I am, hmmm. The world is wrong for not recognizing my art" *sets off fireworks in the sky for fun*

Tobi: "Tobi is ALREADY someone else every day."

to kakuzu from ichigo ikumi

i trained in the fire village.....im a neko...yay me

i have 2 questions 4 deidara and 1 for pein-
can i call u deidei?
y dont u just buy another pair?

pein-
wat is the akatsuki? y did u start it?

Deidara: "I prefer 'Dei-chan.' ...buy another pair of what?"

Pein: "I started the Akatsuki to impress Konan. It started out as a Pokemon trading card game guild."

from ichigo to deidara- y r u mean to tobi? hugs tobi to everyone- any 1 wanna c a pic of me????

Deidara: "I pick on Toi because he's annoying, hmmm. No, we don't want the picture. Putting pictures of yourself online is a bad idea. There are weird people out here, hmmm."

Is Deidara a guy or a Chick? Because my friend Haley has like a million fishing magazines in her room so maybe Deidara is still a chick, you never know. I personally think that Deidara is a chick.

The person you are calling Bluie, her real name is Konan. And why don't you have a lot on Pein he's like the awesomeisted one out all of them (excepted for Sasori :) )!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SuperGrouper: "I've been calling Konan by her real name since the week that it became known. The parts of the site that list her as 'Bluie' were created before her real name was revealed. In those days, fans only knew her hair color, so they started calling her 'Bluie.' All of the recent pages list her as Konan. I don't have much on Pein because (1) He is a relatively new character and little is known about him [I am SURE that 'Pein' is NOT his real name] (2) ALL of the 'Ask the Akatsuki' questions are fan-generated, so if no one asks him a question, he doesn't show up. Most people focus on Deidara and Itachi- especially Deidara. This site has practically become a Deidara fansite, with all of the focus on him... On the subject of Deidara- I've watched the Japanese dub of Shippuden, and Deidara has the most masculine voice and behavior of any character in the entire series. His voice is so low that Megumi Ogata with cold couldn't do it. I was convinced before the anime came out, but if you listen to his voice in the Shippuden, there's no doubt. The English dubbers also gave him a male voice for his brief pre-shippuden appearance (although it is THE most horrible dub voice in the entire dubbed Naruto- what were they THINKING?!) If you look around on the internet (especially YouTube,) then you can find clips of Deidara's anime voice, which removes the doubt regarding his gender. Also, in one of his later battles, he removes his shirt- revealing manly muscles, but nothing that only women would have. </end ramblings on Deidara's gender>
someone make it stop...

...aren't you sorry that you wondered? Don't you wish he would put his shirt back on? LOL (The image is from chapter 362, but there are MAJOR spoilers if you haven't read that far, so it would be better for you to not read it yet... Really. You'd be happier if you didn't...)

"I appreciate your feedback and I know that I should go back over the old pages and update some of the names, but I'm currently postponing work on a painting due next week to even answer these questions. ^^; I recently updated the site in PHP at least, so I can update the sidebars more easily... Hopefully over summer (or maybe spring break) I can work on editing some of the older pages. I haven't added new content to SuperWombat's and my main homepages in months... I need to do that, too... *makes a list* "

Pein: "YAY! I have a fan!" *waves a flag*

Kiki- 1.) Deidara, I'm not gonna kill myself over you! So rest easy! (wait You're afraid of docs (but you like Tsunade??!)
2.) Tobi/Madara: Your Omnistrife?! I love tht person!! He/she(?) Is HALARIOUS!!
3.) Sasori- What's your fav type of candy?
4.) Itachi (Both Jessi and Kiki!) GO DIE!!!!!! (and take your HORRIDE EMO brother with you!!!)

Deidara: "I like Tsunade as a girl. If she ever tried to take a blood sample or stick a tongue-supressor in my mouth, I would freak out and run, hmmm."

Tobi: "...OmniStrife may pretend not to be Tobi, but don't let him fool you! OmniStrife is Tobi's 3rd personality and has mighty plot-no-jutsu powers that Tobi and Madara don't have. That's how he brought Sasori-san back."

Sasori: "I like hard fruit candies like Jolly Ranchers and sugar candies. I don't eat chocolate very often- everyone says that the caffiene in it makes me go crazy and hyper, which doesn't fit very well with my terrible and deadly image."

SuperGrouper: "Sassy-poo, I sewed a new outfit for you! Look- it's 19th century style European-style with a lace fringe and silk embroidery! You have to try it on so I can take some more photos! I bought a new hard drive to hold all of the photos, Sassy-chan!"

Sasori: "Ignore her."

Itachi: "GO, GO, BONEY GUNDAM!! SUSAN!!!"
THE MIGHTY SUSAN

*Itachi and Susan go on a rampage together, but you escape when they get distracted by a shiny coin on the ground*

Dear Akatsuki:
For Konan: have u heard about the secret meetings between Pein and Kairi, from kingdom hearts. He'll try and deny it and kill me but remember Pein I have a death Note and ur face is posted all over the internet. evil laugh
The death note is the most powerful weopen in the universe.

For deidara: Have you met Matsumodo, aka part of Bleach anime, she is a lot hotter than Tsunade, lol I can speculate why. evil grin

For all the akatsuki: I was wondering, you could meet in my basement, I just constructed it into a full tatami room its awesome. I actually prefer to hang out there most of the time.

For Itachi: Do u subscribe to hentai magazines, because I hear u do from Kisame, he will deny it.

Tobi: What would U say if I gave one of my five most destructive weopens in the world, the death Note, and Shinigami eyes, just give me half ur life span.

Hidan: how about you, with a death Note you could kill for eternity and have the shinigami eyes and still be alive forever more.

zetsu: will u go hunting with me, I need someone who has master camouflauge abilities, my traps and bow work perfectly. Oh and what do u think of not enough people recycling. lol

Signed Deidarasapprentice the one from Deviantart, have an evil day!!!>:D evil laugh and disappears into the mist.....

SuperGrouper: "I still think that my ceramic pelican of Thalassa is the strongest weapon..."

Konan: "Who is Kairi?"

Deidara: "...wow. How did you do that? Tatami mats? Interesting. Yes, I've heard of Matsumoto and I've actually met her in person, but she isn't as strong as Tsunade and she seems a bit cheap, so I'm not really interested in her, hmmm. Besides, she has that annoying little guy who likes to shoot ice spears, so flirting with her would be difficult..."

Itachi: "..."

SuperGrouper: "Wait- what?! You tried to bring WHAT into my house?!?!?!" *forbids him to eat dessert for a week as punishment*

Madara: "It can't be done without modifying your DNA. Believe me, you don't want that."

Hidan: "If it means looking like Ryuu, NO WAY. I love my good looks."

Zetsu: "I like to go hunting. I'll go. What are we hunting. I HOPE IT IS GIANT BOAR."

To anyone wanting to be apprentices to the akatsuki

Deidara: You already have one apprentice, if you don't remember it was because of the amnesia so go kick rocks you fangirls.

Pein: oh and u say there isn't going to be new members, but people in ur organization are starting to accept apprentices except hidan, he won't die eventually. What do u think of that?

signed: the one true Deidarasapprentice

Pein: "WHAT?! I haven't given ANY of them permission to take apprentices... Who broke policy? I want names!"

Deidara: *hides* 0_0

I have more!
Neko-sama again! And I have more questions!
Kaminari: Erm, Neko-sama?
Neko: Hmm?
Kaminari: The prisoner escaped.
Neko: WHAT?! HOW?!
Kaminari: He slipped past me while I was...distracted.
Neko: Where's Kukiko?
Kaminari: I dunno.
Neko: FIND HER!!
Kaminari: runs off
Neko: sigh I need better minions. chews on some pocky Anyways, here' are the questions:

To Pein: Well, technically you're taking over the world in Naruto, whatever it may be called. Also, on a scale of 1-10, how painful are those piercings? I might get one. Also, where can you find good minions? As you can see, mine are...terrible.

To Konan: Well, what would you do it for? Make-up? Nail polish? goes through a long list of things

To Deidara: Splee! glomps How did you get those mouths on your hands? They're cool!

To Tobi: holds up picture I have a picture of you without your mask on. And a witness. I haven't gotten it posted on the internet. If you don't have the money, bring me something of high value, or this ends up on MySpace.

Kukiko: poofs in You called?
Neko: Yes. Thanks to "said person," the prisoner escaped. But he's useless now. I need someone to torture. Get someone I really dispise.
Kukiko: poofs
Neko: Well, at least Kukiko is good. Anyways, moving on...
To Itachi: Can you do me a favor? PUMMEL SASUKE TO THE GROUND!! >.> I dispise your little brother!
To Kisame: I think it's in Aussie. I read it somewhere, I'm sure.
To Zetsu: Mmmmm...chicken...deep fried...with salt...and some sauce... drools That's the best way to eat it. Maybe with a side of rice,too.... distracted
To Sasori: I forgot about you, sorry! =^^=;; Are you related to Gaara in any way? Even at least distantly?
To Kakuzu: Really? Are you sure? And is this your bear?
To Hidan: No. Someone...else...who gets in the way of world domination...we...dicussed it at...lunch...about a week ago. glares at said person She must pay for defying me.
Neko: Look at the time! Naruto will come on soon! skips away It's so close to Shippuuden (and Deidara's appearance xD), so I can't miss a single episode!

Pein: "They're immensly painful. I just happen to have a high pain tolerance."

Konan: "Paper is flamable, and bombs catch things on fire. Besides, Deidara is amusing. You can't have him."

SuperGrouper: "I KNEW IT!! You're his secret fangirl!" 80

Konan: "No, I just think that he's funny."

Deidara: "The mouths are a kekai genkai."

Tobi: *hands you $2.45, which is all that he has*

Itachi: "I will, in time. I am armed with the power of SUSANO, AKA 'The BONEY GUNDAM.' I cannot lose!"

Sasori: "We're first cousins. I hate him because he destroyed my action figures with his sand when he was little."

Hidan: "I don't let other people touch my scythe."

I'm Chemicalblast.

Itachi, from what I know, Susano is a technique that you used on Sasuke. Could you please answer my question from above, when you were 'dead'?

Madara, how do you stand your subordinates?

Kisame, watch out, because my friend (the one who suggested the lunatic asylum for Itachi) has it out for you. He is good at dissing and might cause you a mental breakdown.

Itachi: "I am plotting their demise. I just need to get more pickle juice, fire crackers and helium..."

Madara: "This is Naruto. In Naruto, the strong ones are always freaks. I needed strong subordinates."

Kisame: "I'm not worried. I'm probably bigger and older than him. He can't pick on me."

I'm Chemicalblast.

Erm, he got it wrong. I know your name is not 'Molly'. I won't say what it really is.

Kisame, do you like tuna fish?

Kisame: "I love tuna fish. I often have a 4-foot-long tuna sub sandwich for lunch."

To Pein:
Pein: If you hurt one hair on Deidara's head i will destroy you.
BTW: Hidan, the death note won't make you look like RyuK, you'll just have red eyes and infinite power.
Tobi: On halloween do u and sasori fight over candy because that would be pretty funny watching u 2 fight over a bad of candy, its in my akatsuki chats.
Konan: Kairi is that girl from the game Kingdom hearts, ask Tobi if u want an explanation, you'll have to pay the price to find out though. evil laugh.
Supergrouper: the death Note is stronger than ur pelican trust me, with an army of shinigami I can't lose.
Zetsu: Thx for accepting, It's a coincidence, we're going boar hunting on April vacation.
Tobi: hear you go, hands over a never ending cookie jar, only 3 a day* oh and it has a summoning jutsu along with it, so Supergrouper can't take it away or break it.* If she does, she'll doom the entire universe because they'll keep multipying,
Kisame: Can you come fishing on the Ocean on April vacation, we're fishing for Groupers, evil laugh
Itachi: hah that's what u get for sneaking hentai magazines, revenge, in fact after I found out your personality was idiotic, wanted revenge for wasting 20 pages of my sketch pad on u for drawings.
signed: The one true Deidarasapprentice!!

Pein: "..."

Hidan: "I like my purple eyes, though. I inherited them from my mother, Hotaru."

Tobi: "Yes. Thanks for the cookies!" *in a few days, Tobi weighs 800 pounds and Madara's plans for world conquest are ruined, since he can't move well*

SuperGrouper: "Noes, my pelican is still better!" 0_0

Zetsu: "If we don't catch anything, should I eat you?"

Kisame: "You're trying to get me in trouble here, aren't you?!"

from ichigo-
to: dei-chan-(kicks him)ur mean![lolz]a pair of scizzors
sasori-wat makes u like sakura?
kohan-how can u stand being the only girl?
itachi-remember yuka(the girl the saw ur hello kitty boxers)?well me & her posted pics of them on the internet!!!how does that make u feel?
hidan-y r u a pervert?
zetsu-im a cat, so wat would u do if i tried to eat u?
kisame-if ur a fish, how can u live on water?
super-grouper-whos the smartest akatsuki member there? and wats the stupidest thing any of the members have done?

Sasori: "I like her because she's the only female character I've ever been paired with, and I admire her medical skills, being a doctor myself."

SuperGrouper: "And that, kids, is why you shouldn't trust a doctor who works as a ninja on the side..."

Sasori: "Also, I'm having my midlife crisis and that's often accompanied by crushes on younger women. We don't know why."

Konan: "It's kind of fun to be surrounded by powerful, single, mostly pretty men. I never have trouble finding a date. They can be annoying, though..."

Itachi: *goes into hiding in a cave*

Hidan: "I have no comment to make on that subject at this time."

Zetsu: "Don't do that. The shampoo from the hair of all the people I've eaten has seeped into my plant, making me toxic!"

Kisame: "I'm a merman. We're amphibious."

SuperGrouper: "Itachi scores high on IQ tests, Kisame has a lot of common sense and experience and Deidara has adaptive thinking patterns. It would be hard to label one of them as being 'the smartest.' The stupidest thing anyone ever did was when Deidara started disposing of his used clay by flushing it down the toilet in the guest bathroom. I won't go into the details- it was horrible."

Hi it's MII
-Deidara do you hate it when Itachi thinks your art stinks?
-Zetzu I talk to myself sometimes too
-Pein did you make up the akatsuki sailor song on youtube?

Deidara: "Yeah."

Zetsu: "Okay."

Pein: "No."

Hey it's MII again!
Itachi- you hurt my friends feelings now apologizeglares at Itachi
Deidara and Sasori- Kill Itachi but make sure he apologizes first to my friendhas big eyes
Tobi-my friend David and I think your funny especially David!!!!!!
Everyone-what would you guys do if your annoying friend keeps pestering you!!!!!

Itachi: *hides*
Deidara and Sasori try to find him, but get bored and decide to visit an art museum instead. They are soon expelled by the security guards*

Tobi: *gloats*
"If your friend is bothering you, give him a cookie to make him happy."

Deidara: "If someone is bugging you, go to a museum or library, hmmm."

Konan: "Deny your friend chocolate!"

Pein: "Being annoyed is painful, isn't it?"

Sasori: "If your human friend is annoying you, play with a puppet instead."

SuperGrouper: "...don't listen to the ones above. If someone bugs you, try to ignore them until they quit..."

Dear Akatsuki
Supergrouper: It must be a drag around Halloween, Tobi and sasori fighting over candy trades all night long because of eating too much candy. How do u deal with that.
Pein: I'm not telling u anything, I'm a lot more powerful than u , akmost equal to supergrouper's power. glares at rival Oh and how are u sneaking away to meet with kairi without Konan knowing lol. Oh and Konan has offered apprentice ship.
konan;: Kairi is a girl that is a lot prettier than u look it up.
Tobi: I've got an idea, here u go, gives pomegranete to tobi. "madara, if tobi eats this, you will gain full control of tobi. Its said to be the fruit of the underworld."
Kakazu: Have u ever made spergrouper's parents stop the car while driving just to pick up a scarecrow on the side of the road. Oh and if I got u a new sewing machine, would u make me an akatsuki jacket, I'll make it worth ur while $$, they I won't have to wait 4 deidara sensei to let me graduate from apprentice ship.
Deidara: srry about telling pein, but hes completely oblivious, and I meant that about konan, she has tried to get an apprentice.
hidan: here u gohands over death Note The power is over whelming and u shall join me in a world without crime against the akatsuki all that r in our way.
Muahahahahah Deidarasapprentice disappears into the darkns

SuperGrouper: "I try to keep them inside all week and hope that they forget what day it is."

Pein: "I don't know this 'Kairi' of whom you speak."

Konan: *does search* "No, I'm still prettier."

Tobi: *eats the pomegranate, but chokes on it and has to have someone get it out though the Heimlick maneuver to save him*

Kakuzu: "Joining isn't just about the uniform- you have to have the ring and undergo a test, as well."

SuperGrouper: *quickly grabs and disposes of book* "If Hidan got that, it wouldn't be a world without crime- it would be a world without HUMANS. Think about it!" 0_o;;;;;