Have you ever needed Tobi's sage advice about how to be a good boy? Do you wonder where Itachi buys his makeup, or how to make your carnivorous plants flourish? Why not Ask the Akatsuki?
It's me, Patty, again.
1. Itachi:(Response) Yes, Erica can cook dango. But don't expect her to be nice to most people, she's usually cold, uncaring, and unforgiving.
2. Tobi: How come you've stopped writing in your blog?!
3. Sasori: Are you sure you like Sakura-chan? In the show, you almost killed her.
4. Supergrouper: Ok, good luck with cleaning out your ask the akatsuki members emails. Erica's not a perfect girl though, in fact, I would say she's not as strong as a hokage.
5. Tobi: Tobi, how come you're a good boy?
6. Kisame: If you kill all sushi lovers, what about my friend named Jashia? We call her Jasushi. Which means she's sushi, would you kill her?
7. Kakuzu: What would you do if all the money in the world would be burned?
8. Pein: Yes, I see that Konan would have a rival in the Akatsuki if Erica joins. They're not too competitive, let's just say they have a back past.
9. Itachi: In your response to my question last time, I have a question. Is Madara really your grandpa?! -__-;
10. Hidan: Do you and Kakuzu get along well?
11.Konan: I wanted to say something. You had amnesia and forgot that Erica was your childhood friend. I also found magazines under Pein's bed. The magazines have pictures of really pretty girls all around the world, including someone named Tsunade.
12. Deidara: Pein likes Tsunade! He's cheating! What are you going to do?
SuperGrouper: "Tobi's stopped writing because evil-Tobi is difficult to write for, the most interesting thing for Tobi to write about was his interactions with Deidara and the manga has gotten weird and Uchiha-centric. He may update eventually... It's almost 11:00PM and I'm about done with the emails..."
Tobi: "Mommy told Tobi to be a good boy."
Kisame: "Not unless she comes here and tries to eat me."
Kakuzu: "Most of my assets are in the form of gold, so it would actually be benficial for my financial status compared to other people."
Itachi: "Yes, Madara is my grandpa."
Hidan: "No. We spend all of our time avoiding each other or fighting."
Konan: *grabs a large weapon and starts looking for Pein*
Deidara: "I don't think that he's a rival- I'm still better looking. Someday, Tsunade-sama will realize that, hmmm."
i try'd to send some questions for the ''ask the akatsuki'' by the link that does it, but no luck, so i got the message you sent me saying i should do it this way, so i guess i'll give you my ''ask the akatsuki'' questions here ~
HIYA!!!
Im Snukkypuss
and these are my questions.
1. Itachi: dont like ya so no question (mwuahahahah!)
2. KISAME!: Are you single? COZ I AM AND I RELLI LIKE YOU, YOUR MY FAV! (happily and solftly glomps)
3. Zetzu: is your dad audree 2 from little shop of horrors?
4. Tobi: why are you Deidara's partner and not Zetzu's?
5. Hidan: how hard is it to look after your hair all day?
6. Kakuzu: why do you have those scars?
7. Kohan: how did you find out about the akastuki?
8: Deidara: can you draw like normal artist's?
9. Sir leader (Pein): why do you have 6 other body's, do you have another gang?
RAMDOM QUESTIONS FOR THEM ALL!
1. what are your proper personality's?
2. if you never became members what do you think your life would be?
3. what do you would happen if you all never met?
4. if you never met, how would you all react if you all just came across each other at ramdom?
5. who's your fav akastuki and not your self!
6. if you could pick your powers what would they be and why?
7. if you could pick your weapons what would they be?
8. if you could pick your partners who would they be and why?
9. say if kohan never joined and you ramdomly came across a girl who's father is the devil and mother, the godess of beauty, what would you do? (p.s. this girl has all her father's strenth and powers and all her mother's beauty)
10. what's you fav season and why?
11. what's your fav weekday and why?
12. what's your fav holiday place and why?
13. if you could pick a planet which would it be and why?
14. what's your fav colour and why?
15. what's your fav animal and why?
16. what's your fav saying and why?
17. where's your fav place to be and why?
18. if you were trappend on an island ho would you want there to be with you and why?
19. what do you like most from a person?
20. if you had a theme song what would it be?
21. if you had an akastuki theme song what would it be?
22. if you could re-du somthing about your life what would it be and why?
23. say you met your 15 year old self what would you say and why?
24. if you could change jobs what would it be and why?
25. whats your ideal boy or girl?
26. if you went on a date where would you go, what would you do and why? and would you end it with a kiss?
27. is there a secrete abut your self that no one knew about?
28. could you come to OUR planet?
29. would you come to OUR planet?
30. what whould you do in OUR planet and why?
31. if your tourt a subject what would it be and why?
32. what's your specialty?
33. what's your fav thing to do and why?
34. what's your goal in life?
35. if there's someone you could meet who would they be and why?
36. what's your fav show?
37. do you have a teddy to call your own? (or soft toy)
38. what's your fav internet site and why?
39. do you like deviantart?
40. if you do like deviantart would you go on my account (my account is snukkypuss)
41. if you ever met me how would you react?
42. do you have fan chatrooms?
43. what's your fav weather and why?
44. would you ever go into modeling?
45. would you ever join playboy/girl?
46. if you could be an animal which would it be and why?
47. if you got into a game of seven mins in heaven who would you invite and why?
48. if you were to lose your viginti who would you lose it to and why?
49. where would you like your first to kiss to take place and why?
50. would you ever think me as a posible friend?
Thats my questions for now
hope you like
Snukkypuss.
P.S. HIIIIIYA KISAME!!!! *GLOMPS, HUGS AND STEELS A LUSTFUL LIP KISS* 
Itachi: "That's fine- I don't like anyone."
Kisame: "Yes, I'm single."
Zetsu: "My parents are Kurama the spirit fox and his wife, the man-eating plant 'Greta.' You can see a family photo of us
here."
Tobi: "I work with Deidara-senpai because he lost a card game with Zetsu-san."
Hidan: "Looking after my hair is easy- I coated it with glue, so it never gets out of place or needs to be washed."
SuperGrouper: ("Please note that covering hair with glue is painful and looks weird, so it's not a good idea.")
Kakuzu: "The scars? Well, I used to work as a meat-delivery man for a grocery store, and one day I got chased by a few pit bulls..."
Konan: "Pein joined the Akatsuki, and I follow him everywhere, so I went with him."
Deidara: "I can draw, but my drawing style is kind of weird. I have a deviantART gallery
here, which I really need to update sometime..."
Pein: "I have 6 bodies so that we can do all of the chores Konan assigns us, such as taking out the trash and mowing the lawn."
Itachi's answers to the group questions-
1. what are your proper personality's?
I'm very reserved, but loyal and committed to my mission. I usually hide things from people, so no one knows much about what I'm really like. I am willing to sacrifice my own best interests for the group good, and while I don't who emotions very often, I do have them.
2. if you never became members what do you think your life would be?
I would still be running from the people in Konoha; I'm not sure what else I would be doing. I might become a professional dancer? That's what I do in the
Ninja Highschool Fanfic, anyway...
3. what do you would happen if you all never met?
I would not have to work with these strange people...
4. if you never met, how would you all react if you all just came across each other at random?
I would stealthily slip away, in case they wanted to fight me.
5. who's your fav akatsuki and not your self!
Madara.
6. if you could pick your powers what would they be and why?
I've always wanted to be able to use Hiei's 'Jou Ensatsu Kokoryuuha.'
7. if you could pick your weapons what would they be?
Tessaiga (why not?)
8. if you could pick your partners who would they be and why?
Madara. It would give me more opportunities to fight him...
9. say if kohan never joined and you randomly came across a girl who's father is the devil and mother, the godess of beauty, what would you do? (p.s. this girl has all her father's strength and powers and all her mother's beauty)
I would give up sake.
10. what's you fav season and why?
Fall. The falling dead leaves remind me of the frail nature of human mortality.
11. what's your fav weekday and why?
Monday. It means that a whole week of raising chaos is ahead of me.
12. what's your fav holiday place and why?
Hokkaido- they have attack monkeys in the hot springs.
13. if you could pick a planet which would it be and why?
Mars. It's red, like the Sharingan.
14. what's your fav colour and why?
Red. It's the Sharingan's color.
15. what's your fav animal and why?
I like weasels. My name means 'weasel.'
16. what's your fav saying and why?
'You're weak- why are you weak? Because you lack hatred.' It's a useful saying to annoy people with.
17. where's your fav place to be and why?
I don't have a favorite place.
18. if you were trapped on an island who would you want there to be with you and why?
Someone OTHER THAN SASUKE who can teleport.
19. what do you like most from a person?
Silence.
20. if you had a theme song what would it be?
'Kodou ~Whenever~' from D.N. Angel.
21. if you had an akatsuki theme song what would it be?
'Yasashii Yoake' from .hack//SIGN.
22. if you could redo somthing about your life what would it be and why?
I would have been born into a different family- mine is insane.
23. say you met your 15 year old self what would you say and why?
'You're in for a strange trip and a short lifespan.' Because I needed the warning.
24. if you could change jobs what would it be and why?
I would become a professional dancer.
25. whats your ideal boy or girl?
I don't have an ideal.
26. if you went on a date where would you go, what would you do and why? and would you end it with a kiss?
I would go to a restaurant to eat dango, because I like them and they're cheap. No, I wouldn't end it with a kiss.
27. is there a secret about your self that no one knew about?
If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret anymore. I need my mystery.
28. could you come to OUR planet?
Maybe.
29. would you come to OUR planet?
No.
30. what whould you do in OUR planet and why?
I would stalk political leaders and laugh creepily. Just for the fun of it.
31. if your taught a subject what would it be and why?
Math, because it is unmerciful.
32. what's your specialty?
Eating dango.
33. what's your fav thing to do and why?
Eat dango.
34. what's your goal in life?
To protect my little brother and keep him from being emo.
35. if there's someone you could meet who would they be and why?
The 1st Hokage, because I don't like him. :evilaugh:
36. what's your fav show?
I don't watch TV.
37. do you have a teddy to call your own? (or soft toy)
No.
38. what's your fav internet site and why?
Google- it helps me to find information on other ninja.
39. do you like deviantart?
I've never been there. Deidara uses that site, I think.
40. if you do like deviantart would you go on my account (my account is snukkypuss)
...hmmm... There goes the rest of my eyesight... You like yaoi, don't you?
41. if you ever met me how would you react?
I would ask why you draw things like that of us...
42. do you have fan chatrooms?
No.
43. what's your fav weather and why?
I like it when it rains. It's a good weather to cover up tears when crying.
44. would you ever go into modeling?
Yes.
45. would you ever join playboy/girl?
No.
46. if you could be an animal which would it be and why?
A phoenix. They're semi-immortal and blast things with fire.
47. if you got into a game of seven mins in heaven who would you invite and why?
I don't know what that game is, and neither does SuperGrouper... ^^;
48. if you were to lose your viginity who would you lose it to and why?
I have no interest in breeding. Our clan has crazy genes.
49. where would you like your first to kiss to take place and why?
I've never thought about it. :?
50. would you ever think me as a posible friend?
I don't have friends, so probably not. Maybe.
Kisame's answers to the group questions-
1. what are your proper personality's?
Tough.
2. if you never became members what do you think your life would be?
I would be living the life of a fisherman in a small village- or being served at a sushi bar... I'm glad I joined.
3. what do you would happen if you all never met?
See above.
4. if you never met, how would you all react if you all just came across each other at random?
"Wow, that little guy looks just like a weasel!" *Tsukuyomi* Oh, bad idea...
5. who's your fav akatsuki and not your self!
Itachi. He's a bit annoying, but not that bad a kid.
6. if you could pick your powers what would they be and why?
The power of handsomeness and popularity with cute girls.
7. if you could pick your weapons what would they be?
I like Samehada just fine. :)
8. if you could pick your partners who would they be and why?
Still Itachi (or possibly a cute mermaid- are there kunoichi mermaids?)
9. say if konan never joined and you randomly came across a girl who's father is the devil and mother, the godess of beauty, what would you do? (p.s. this girl has all her father's strength and powers and all her mother's beauty)
I would stare, trying to figure out if I was hallucinating, I guess.
10. what's you fav season and why?
Summer! The season of SURFING!!! =D
11. what's your fav weekday and why?
Friday- it's when we get paid.
12. what's your fav holiday place and why?
Hawaii. It has great beaches and great food.
13. if you could pick a planet which would it be and why?
Neptune, the sea planet- because it's the sea plantet. I like earth too, because it actually has seas.
14. what's your fav colour and why?
Blue. Everyone loves blue. It's the color of the water, sky and me.
15. what's your fav animal and why?
Sharks, because I am one.
16. what's your fav saying and why?
"If it looks like a fish, and swims like a fish, it's a fish!" It's what my grandfather used to always say.
17. where's your fav place to be and why?
Hawaii! The beaches, the waves, the seafood, the luaus, the cute hula girls, the fact that none of the other Akatsuki or other ninja are there...
18. if you were trapped on an island who would you want there to be with you and why?
My grandfather. He taught me how to fish. He'd be useful for that situation- he can catch ANY fish.
19. what do you like most from a person?
Respect, I guess.
20. if you had a theme song what would it be?
"Wipeout."
21. if you had an akatsuki theme song what would it be?
"Otoko no Junjoo" ("Disposition of a Man") by Chiba Shigeru (from "Yuu Yuu Hakusho.")
22. if you could redo somthing about your life what would it be and why?
I never would have flirted with the Mizukage's daughter. He kicked me out of the village for it. XP
23. say you met your 15 year old self what would you say and why?
Don't flirt with the Mizukage's daughter!
24. if you could change jobs what would it be and why?
I would work at Sea World.
25. whats your ideal boy or girl?
Michiru from Sailor Moon. Unfortunately, there are several reasons why that wouldn't work...
26. if you went on a date where would you go, what would you do and why? and would you end it with a kiss?
I'd go to a seafood restaurant on the coast. Yes, I'd try for a kiss. ;)
27. is there a secret about your self that no one knew about?
I have a phobia of cats.
28. could you come to OUR planet?
No.
29. would you come to OUR planet?
Yes- I love to check out new beaches.
30. what whould you do in OUR planet and why?
Surf!!! =D
31. if your taught a subject what would it be and why?
Marine Biology, because the sea is the best thing since (before) sliced bread.
32. what's your specialty?
Fishing, swimming and horribly beating up enemies.
33. what's your fav thing to do and why?
Surf, because it makes me feel at one with the sea.
34. what's your goal in life?
Retirement.
35. if there's someone you could meet who would they be and why?
Jacques Cousteau, because he was the greatest marine biologist ever!
36. what's your fav show?
"Naruto."
37. do you have a teddy to call your own? (or soft toy)
No.
38. what's your fav internet site and why?
I don't use the internet much.
39. do you like deviantart?
What is that?
40. if you do like deviantart would you go on my account (my account is snukkypuss)
:?
41. if you ever met me how would you react?
I would probably say hello?
42. do you have fan chatrooms?
No.
43. what's your fav weather and why?
Sunny weather with great waves at the beach.
44. would you ever go into modeling?
...I don't think that I'm what the modeling agencies are looking for. Deidara or Itachi might be able to, though...
45. would you ever join playboy/girl?
No, and they haven't asked me.
46. if you could be an animal which would it be and why?
A shark! Big teeth and great at swimming! =D
47. if you got into a game of seven mins in heaven who would you invite and why?
[has no clue what this is]
48. if you were to lose your viginity who would you lose it to and why?
...do kids your age normally ask this of guys old enough to be your dad? o_0;;
49. where would you like your first to kiss to take place and why?
On the beach, because I like the beach- or maybe on a ship?
50. would you ever think me as a posible friend?
Why not? You can't have too many friends, right?
Zetsu's answers to the group questions:
1. what are your proper personality's?
I have several. DO YOU KNOW THAT I have several PERSONALITIES okay? *maniacal and confused laughter*
2. if you never became members what do you think your life would be?
I would be living quietly in someone's garden-
MAYBE YOURS...
3. what do you would happen if you all never met?
I would have had fewer "snacks."
4. if you never met, how would you all react if you all just came across each other at random?
OM NOM NOM. :P
5. who's your fav akatsuki and not your self!
Tobi. He's a good boy!
6. if you could pick your powers what would they be and why?
ROSE WHIP!!! =D I think that's what makes Kurama more popular than me...
7. if you could pick your weapons what would they be?
Rose Whip! =D
8. if you could pick your partners who would they be and why?
Tobi and Poison Ivy (from "Batman.")
9. say if konan never joined and you randomly came across a girl who's father is the devil and mother, the godess of beauty, what would you do? (p.s. this girl has all her father's strength and powers and all her mother's beauty)
OM NOM NOM... Ouch, okay, maybe she isn't something to eat. XP *PWNED*
10. what's you fav season and why?
Spring- it's when I bloom!
11. what's your fav weekday and why?
Tuesday. NO ITS WEDNESDAY... No, it's Tuesday.
12. what's your fav holiday place and why?
The rain forest- there are lots of weird plants there.
13. if you could pick a planet which would it be and why?
Earth- lotsof plants.
14. what's your fav colour and why?
Green. NO IT'S BLACK! No, it's white... NO IT'S GREEN!!! The color of PLANTS!!!
15. what's your fav animal and why?
Wild boars. Since DeidarasApprentice took me boar hunting, I realized how tasty they are. :)
16. what's your fav saying and why?
"Bloom where you're planted." It's so true...
17. where's your fav place to be and why?
A greenhouse- it makes growing easier.
18. if you were trapped on an island who would you want there to be with you and why?
A wild boar, so I could eat him.
19. what do you like most from a person?
If they take me hunting for wild boar.
20. if you had a theme song what would it be?
Probably something from that musical about the psycho barber...
21. if you had an akatsuki theme song what would it be?
I'd vote for "WILD WING BOYS" from "Gundam Wing."
22. if you could redo somthing about your life what would it be and why?
I'd EAT MOAR CHIKEN.
23. say you met your 15 year old self what would you say and why?
We would argue with each other about random things. It would be a four-way argument.
24. if you could change jobs what would it be and why?
I'd be a gardener, or a hunter. For the plants and food.
25. whats your ideal boy or girl?
Someone like my mother, Greta.
26. if you went on a date where would you go, what would you do and why? and would you end it with a kiss?
I'm not interested in dating, really. I ONLY WANT TO EAT PEOPLE YES OH YES EAT PEOPLE.
27. is there a secret about your self that no one knew about?
There are tons of them. ;)
28. could you come to OUR planet?
I don't know, maybe. Pein or someone might be able to...
SuperGrouper: 0_o;;;; No, that is NOT a good idea. Please! I have small animals! Stay where you are! These are not the droids you are looking for!"
Zetsu: These are not the droids I am looking for!
SuperGrouper: Go on your way, and have a nice day.
Zetsu: Go on your way, and have a nice day!
29. would you come to OUR planet?
These are not the droids I am looking for!
30. what whould you do in OUR planet and why?
...wait, what are droids? ...I would eat people!! OM NOM NOM!!!
31. if your taught a subject what would it be and why?
Botany - or Home Ec / Cooking. ;)
Tobi: "But Zetsu-san, you got your cooking license permanently revoked because you..."
Zetsu: "Be quiet, Tobi, or you might end up in a pie."
Tobi: "...but... Tobi is a GOOD boy!"
32. what's your specialty?
The culinary arts. ;)
33. what's your fav thing to do and why?
Eat. Because it's eating.
34. what's your goal in life?
I'm not sure, but it involves food.
35. if there's someone you could meet who would they be and why?
I can't think of anyone...
36. what's your fav show?
"Cooking with Emeral."
37. do you have a teddy to call your own? (or soft toy)
I used to, but I ate him in my sleep one night. I was so traumatized that I developed a split personality.
38. what's your fav internet site and why?
What is the internet? Wait, I remember now- I ate the internet...
39. do you like deviantart?
I ate it.
40. if you do like deviantart would you go on my account (my account is snukkypuss)
I ate that too.
41. if you ever met me how would you react?
How are you with ketchup?
42. do you have fan chatrooms?
No.
43. what's your fav weather and why?
Sunny weather, when I get energy, and rainy weather, when I get water.
44. would you ever go into modeling?
The clothes don't fit me.
45. would you ever join playboy/girl?
I already did.
46. if you could be an animal which would it be and why?
I'd be a plant instead.
47. if you got into a game of seven mins in heaven who would you invite and why?
[does not know what this is]
48. if you were to lose your viginity who would you lose it to and why?
I don't do that- I reproduce by self-cloning spores.
49. where would you like your first to kiss to take place and why?
I would probably eat the girl, so probably never.
50. would you ever think me as a posible friend?
Yes- I might not even eat you.
Deidara's response to group questions:
1. what are your proper personality's?
I'm crazy and OCD.
2. if you never became members what do you think your life would be?
I would have gotten blown up doing something else.
3. what do you would happen if you all never met?
I wouldn't be in the strange fanfics people put me in.
4. if you never met, how would you all react if you all just came across each other at random?
I would randomly start trying to blow them up, yeah. =D
5. who's your fav akatsuki and not your self!
I don't like any of them except Konan. She's pretty cool.
6. if you could pick your powers what would they be and why?
I like the powers I've got now- I'd just make them stronger. Stronger than any Uchiha! *evil laugh*
7. if you could pick your weapons what would they be?
Maybe a dragon? I've kind of already got one, though.
8. if you could pick your partners who would they be and why?
Konan. She's a cute girl who likes art and unlike Tobi, she actually takes her job seriously!
9. say if konan never joined and you randomly came across a girl who's father is the devil and mother, the godess of beauty, what would you do? (p.s. this girl has all her father's strength and powers and all her mother's beauty)
Then I'd partner with her instead on Konan.
10. what's you fav season and why?
I like them all.
11. what's your fav weekday and why?
Saturday! I spend the whole day goofing off.
12. what's your fav holiday place and why?
Disneyland!
Kamden took us there once. It was great! I loved the Tower of Terror. =D
13. if you could pick a planet which would it be and why?
Jupiter. It has huge storms and stuff.
14. what's your fav colour and why?
I like blue and aqua-blue. They remind me of the sky.
15. what's your fav animal and why?
Birds. I like to fly.
16. what's your fav saying and why?
"Art is an explosion!" It really sums up what art is all about!
SuperGrouper: "Art is visual emotion."
Deidara: Wha... what? Where did you come from?!?! Go back to your paintings, Grouper-no-danna! D:
17. where's your fav place to be and why?
I love going to art festivals.
18. if you were trapped on an island who would you want there to be with you and why?
Someone who knows how to teleport- but NOT an Uchiha!
19. what do you like most from a person?
Respect for my art, and beauty.
20. if you had a theme song what would it be?
"Believe in Heaven" by Katsuhiko Kawamoto (my seiyuu.)
21. if you had an akatsuki theme song what would it be?
I like the Mission Impossible theme...
22. if you could redo somthing about your life what would it be and why?
I might not leave home, if it could be helped...
23. say you met your 15 year old self what would you say and why?
Don't join the Akatsuki.
24. if you could change jobs what would it be and why?
I'd be a studio artist.
25. whats your ideal boy or girl?
I kind of like Tsunade, but I also like Konan (and maybe Sakura a bit.) ...hmmm, I'm not sure, yeah.
26. if you went on a date where would you go, what would you do and why? and would you end it with a kiss?
I'd go to an art museum and a fancy restaurant- and I'd DEFINITELY go for a kiss, yeah! ;)
27. is there a secret about your self that no one knew about?
I have a crush on Konan. If Pein found out, there would be big trouble. (I also like Tsunade, though. I have this habit of having these totally hopeless crushes, yeah...
Eri is nice, too, and she seems to like me...)
28. could you come to OUR planet?
I'd sure like to! =D
29. would you come to OUR planet?
Yeah! You have nukes!! =D
30. what whould you do in OUR planet and why?
I would play with explosives.
31. if your taught a subject what would it be and why?
Art- probably ceramics.
32. what's your specialty?
Ceramics and random stuff.
33. what's your fav thing to do and why?
Blow up inanimate objects.
34. what's your goal in life?
To be the greatest and most respected artist ever.
35. if there's someone you could meet who would they be and why?
Tsunade. ;)
36. what's your fav show?
"Mission Impossible" and "Monty Python's Flying Circus"
37. do you have a teddy to call your own? (or soft toy)
No, but I have a bunch of ceramic sculptures.
38. what's your fav internet site and why?
deviantART. The admins never stop me from trolling people. It's fun that they never enforce the anti-harrassment rules. ;)
39. do you like deviantart?
I love it. I just wish that there were more users who understood the beauty of my art...
40. if you do like deviantart would you go on my account (my account is snukkypuss)
*visits it*
41. if you ever met me how would you react?
*yells* "Hey, Kisame-no-danna! Your girlfriend's here, yeah!"
42. do you have fan chatrooms?
No.
43. what's your fav weather and why?
Anything but rain. It melts clay.
44. would you ever go into modeling?
Maybe. I model for art sometimes- is that what you mean?
45. would you ever join playboy/girl?
No. The superflat art style is opposed to pornography.
46. if you could be an animal which would it be and why?
I'd be an eagle, and fly up high...
47. if you got into a game of seven mins in heaven who would you invite and why?
[does not know what this is]
48. if you were to lose your viginity who would you lose it to and why?
I haven't decided on a wife yet... There are several possibilities...
49. where would you like your first to kiss to take place and why?
Someplace romantic- maybe the Louvre, in France.
50. would you ever think me as a posible friend?
Sure, why not?
Sasori's answers to group questions:
1. what are your proper personality's?
I'm seemingly unemotional, but secretly sentimental and longing for affection.
2. if you never became members what do you think your life would be?
I would be causing chaos somewhere else.
3. what do you would happen if you all never met?
I wouldn't have to deal with that annoying twerp Deidara. He never gets along with ANYONE he works with... >_<;
4. if you never met, how would you all react if you all just came across each other at random?
I would turn them into puppets, of course.
5. who's your fav akatsuki and not your self!
Orochimaru. Nothing I did with my art ever grossed him out.
6. if you could pick your powers what would they be and why?
To become 100% puppet and never grow old or die.
7. if you could pick your weapons what would they be?
An atomic laser blaster, like Sara-sama used!
8. if you could pick your partners who would they be and why?
Orochimaru. Come back! Don't leave me with this brat Deidara!!
SuperGrouper: You know, whenever I think of the Orochimaru - Sasori partnership, Luke 10:17 comes to mind, for some reason. *joke about their name meanings*
Sasori: That comment was unneccessary and you know it. -_-;
9. say if konan never joined and you randomly came across a girl who's father is the devil and mother, the godess of beauty, what would you do? (p.s. this girl has all her father's strength and powers and all her mother's beauty)
I would try to turn her into a puppet, only to (probably) be defeated by her.
10. what's you fav season and why?
I don't feel, so I don't care.
11. what's your fav weekday and why?
I don't have one.
12. what's your fav holiday place and why?
I don't celebrate any holidays.
13. if you could pick a planet which would it be and why?
Earth. My frame is not yet able to withstand the gravity / vaccuum of other planets.
14. what's your fav colour and why?
Red. It's my color.
15. what's your fav animal and why?
Scorpions. My name means "scorpion," and they sting...
16. what's your fav saying and why?
I like the say that things are pointless. Because they are. This was pointless, too.
17. where's your fav place to be and why?
In my art studio. I have all sorts of things there.
18. if you were trapped on an island who would you want there to be with you and why?
The Third Kazekage puppet. He's my favorite.
19. what do you like most from a person?
I like Sakura's type- people who won't waver or surrender, and hold to their beliefs no matter what. I don't agree with her, but I admire her strength.
20. if you had a theme song what would it be?
"Doll" by Lia (from "Gunslinger Girl 2.")
21. if you had an akatsuki theme song what would it be?
If we had a theme song, people would hear us coming when it played. We don't need one.
22. if you could redo somthing about your life what would it be and why?
I'm not sure- I have too many regrets to pick just one, and I don't want to discuss it.
23. say you met your 15 year old self what would you say and why?
I'd warn him about pink-haired kunoichi.
24. if you could change jobs what would it be and why?
I'd be a drama teacher or a playwright- or maybe a concert pianist?
25. whats your ideal boy or girl?
Sakura.
26. if you went on a date where would you go, what would you do and why? and would you end it with a kiss?
I don't date. I'm not human.
27. is there a secret about your self that no one knew about?
Yes.
28. could you come to OUR planet?
No.
29. would you come to OUR planet?
Yes.
30. what whould you do in OUR planet and why?
I would explore your technology.
31. if your taught a subject what would it be and why?
Drama.
32. what's your specialty?
I secretly play practical jokes on the others when they aren't looking. I don'thave facial expressions, so I never give my plots away by smiling.
33. what's your fav thing to do and why?
I like to play jokes on the others, and make puppets. Because I have a mean streak.
34. what's your goal in life?
To achieve true immortality.
35. if there's someone you could meet who would they be and why?
Sakura, again. I want a rematch, and if she loses, she has to be my servant.
36. what's your fav show?
[Sasori refused to answer this. I think that it's "Sesame Street" or "The Muppets." -SuperGrouper]
37. do you have a teddy to call your own? (or soft toy)
I have puppets of my parents and other people.
38. what's your fav internet site and why?
I like PiratesBay, which is a site for downloading illegal media. I'm concerned about getting viruses from it, though, since I use my own built-in puppet WI-FI to get there. [note: Sasori later had to be formatted and reinstalled with a new OS due to catching a virus from PiratesBay and crashing. -SuperGrouper]
39. do you like deviantart?
They need more artisan crafts features.
40. if you do like deviantart would you go on my account (my account is snukkypuss)
I can't get on the internet right now, because my PUPPET WI-FI was disabled [by me, so he wouldn't get a virus and crash again- SuperGrouper]
41. if you ever met me how would you react?
I probably wouldn't react at all.
42. do you have fan chatrooms?
No, but SuperGrouper is a member of several fanclubs for Sasori, Sasori x Sakura and Deidara.
43. what's your fav weather and why?
I love dry weather- when it gets wet and humid, my wood swells and it gets harder to move. It's especially bad in hot, humid weather.
44. would you ever go into modeling?
Yes.
45. would you ever join playboy/girl?
I look better with my clothes on.
46. if you could be an animal which would it be and why?
A scorpion. It stings.
47. if you got into a game of seven mins in heaven who would you invite and why?
[does not understand this question]
48. if you were to lose your viginity who would you lose it to and why?
It's not possible- I don't have a human body.
49. where would you like your first to kiss to take place and why?
That would be pointless.
50. would you ever think me as a posible friend?
Sure.
Tobi's answers to group questions:
1. what are your proper personality's?
Evil genius who pretends to be a nice but stupid guy and has great power but lets Deidara die pointlessly.
2. if you never became members what do you think your life would be?
I would have less opportunity for world conquest and other fun hobbies.
3. what do you would happen if you all never met?
I would find employees elsewhere, such as Hueco Mundo.
4. if you never met, how would you all react if you all just came across each other at random?
I would hide to avoid confrontation using my PWNsome skills.
5. who's your fav akatsuki and not your self!
Itachi. He was a useful pawn.
6. if you could pick your powers what would they be and why?
More fireballs. MOAR.
7. if you could pick your weapons what would they be?
I like my giant-Uchiha-shuriken.
8. if you could pick your partners who would they be and why?
Itachi, who is more competent than the others.
9. say if konan never joined and you randomly came across a girl who's father is the devil and mother, the godess of beauty, what would you do? (p.s. this girl has all her father's strength and powers and all her mother's beauty)
I would make her my mind slave.
10. what's you fav season and why?
None.
11. what's your fav weekday and why?
None.
12. what's your fav holiday place and why?
Christmas, because there is cocoa.
13. if you could pick a planet which would it be and why?
Earth- I will conquer it!!!
14. what's your fav colour and why?
Orange. It captures my annoying-ness.
15. what's your fav animal and why?
Weasels.
16. what's your fav saying and why?
"Tobi is a good boy!" Because it makes it seem so.
17. where's your fav place to be and why?
Konoha before the chaos started.
18. if you were trapped on an island who would you want there to be with you and why?
Myself. I can rely on him.
19. what do you like most from a person?
Dependability.
20. if you had a theme song what would it be?
"DARK SIDE STORIES" by Nakahara Shigeru and Hiyama Noboyuki, from "Yuu Yuu Hakusho."
21. if you had an akatsuki theme song what would it be?
"Ride of the Valkyries." For the LOLs.
22. if you could redo somthing about your life what would it be and why?
I would have defeated the First Hokage early on.
23. say you met your 15 year old self what would you say and why?
Be a good boy.
24. if you could change jobs what would it be and why?
I would be a waiter at a fancy restaurant.
25. whats your ideal boy or girl?
I don't have an ideal. Anyone is okay.
26. if you went on a date where would you go, what would you do and why? and would you end it with a kiss?
I would conquer a small city to impress her, then propose immediately. I need to rebuild my clan!
27. is there a secret about your self that no one knew about?
There are plenty.
28. could you come to OUR planet?
Yes.
29. would you come to OUR planet?
Maybe.
30. what whould you do in OUR planet and why?
Wreak havoc.
31. if your taught a subject what would it be and why?
Basketball. I'm the right type for it.
32. what's your specialty?
Collecting baseball cards.
33. what's your fav thing to do and why?
Annoy people. Just because.
34. what's your goal in life?
World conquest and rebuilding my clan.
35. if there's someone you could meet who would they be and why?
The First Hokage. So I can defeat him.
36. what's your fav show?
"Ninja Scroll."
37. do you have a teddy to call your own? (or soft toy)
Yes. His name is Mr. Fuzzums. My other personality likes him.
38. what's your fav internet site and why?
[name of site omitted for site rating reasons- SuperGrouper]
39. do you like deviantart?
No.
40. if you do like deviantart would you go on my account (my account is snukkypuss)
...
41. if you ever met me how would you react?
Make a scary face and leave.
42. do you have fan chatrooms?
No.
43. what's your fav weather and why?
Gloomy weather, because it's gloomy.
44. would you ever go into modeling?
No. I'm too old.
45. would you ever join playboy/girl?
I'm too old- but a few centuries ago, I did some swimsuit pics in it.
46. if you could be an animal which would it be and why?
A black kite (AKA a "Tobi.")
47. if you got into a game of seven mins in heaven who would you invite and why?
[ ? ]
48. if you were to lose your viginity who would you lose it to and why?
That already happened a few centuries ago. I even have tons of grandkids. *shows you photo album*
49. where would you like your first to kiss to take place and why?
That was after a bloody assasination mission 300 years ago.
50. would you ever think me as a posible friend?
No, because I'm a super-villain, so I'm not supposed to have friends. ^^;
Hidan's answers to group questions:
1. what are your proper personality's?
Criminally insane.
2. if you never became members what do you think your life would be?
I would do strange things, and probably be arrested for them.
3. what do you would happen if you all never met?
I would be wreaking havoc upon society in all sorts of fun ways.
4. if you never met, how would you all react if you all just came across each other at random?
I would cuss them out for no reason.
5. who's your fav akatsuki and not your self!
I don't like any of them- although from what I've heard about him, I probably would have gotten along with Orochimaru.
6. if you could pick your powers what would they be and why?
The power to rain huge thunderbolts down upon anyone I disagree with.
7. if you could pick your weapons what would they be?
I :heart: my sickle. It's doing fine.
8. if you could pick your partners who would they be and why?
No one.
9. say if konan never joined and you randomly came across a girl who's father is the devil and mother, the godess of beauty, what would you do? (p.s. this girl has all her father's strength and powers and all her mother's beauty)
Jashin has a daughter?!?!? 0_0 :jawdrop: What can I do for you, Miss?
10. what's you fav season and why?
Winter. There are a bunch of dead plants and stuff.
11. what's your fav weekday and why?
Monday. It's a day that everyone else hates.
12. what's your fav holiday place and why?
The only holidays I celebrate are ones that are banned in civilized societies, so I have to sneak around. I like caves.
13. if you could pick a planet which would it be and why?
Pluto. It's named after the Roman god of death and the underworld.
14. what's your fav colour and why?
Black. Because it's dark.
15. what's your fav animal and why?
Bats. They just look jashin-ish.
16. what's your fav saying and why?
[note: Hidan's favorite saying has been censored, since it would instantly make this site R-rated. I apologize for the inconvenience. -SuperGrouper]
17. where's your fav place to be and why?
Creepy caves.
18. if you were trapped on an island who would you want there to be with you and why?
Maybe that girl from a few questions up? I could at least hold her hostage or something...
19. what do you like most from a person?
Tolerance. Tolerance of my habit of killing people, and not complaining about it.
20. if you had a theme song what would it be?
I'm not sure- something heavymetal, probably.
21. if you had an akatsuki theme song what would it be?
We have a theme song. Why do none of the others (^90@#$&*$ know that?! It's on the Naruto Shippuden soundtrack. &%($#(*&$.
22. if you could redo somthing about your life what would it be and why?
I would start a war. I haven't done that yet, but I've always wanted to.
23. say you met your 15 year old self what would you say and why?
Don't fall asleep during class, or they'll kick you out of the school.
24. if you could change jobs what would it be and why?
I think that I would work with some of those Middle Eastern nuts. You know, the ones who destroy things for no ^)*#$%#) reason? It works well with my nature.
25. whats your ideal boy or girl?
I'm a monk.
26. if you went on a date where would you go, what would you do and why? and would you end it with a kiss?
See answer to #25.
27. is there a secret about your self that no one knew about?
Yes. It involves a bank robbery, a jar of pickles and an exploding fire hydrant.
28. could you come to OUR planet?
No.
29. would you come to OUR planet?
No.
30. what whould you do in OUR planet and why?
Nothing.
31. if your taught a subject what would it be and why?
P.E. It suits my nature.
32. what's your specialty?
I know all sorts of words that SuperGrouper won't let me use.
33. what's your fav thing to do and why?
Use those words when she isn't around.
34. what's your goal in life?
To cause a war.
35. if there's someone you could meet who would they be and why?
Charles Darwin. His theories heavily motivate my habit of killing weaker people.
36. what's your fav show?
"The Price is Right." Kakuzu got me started watching it, and it's actually kind of *)^$#@) interesting.
37. do you have a teddy to call your own? (or soft toy)
Yes. It's the possessed teddy bear out of Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged.
38. what's your fav internet site and why?
My vow of monkdom means not using the internet.
39. do you like deviantart?
?????
40. if you do like deviantart would you go on my account (my account is snukkypuss)
???????
41. if you ever met me how would you react?
The same way I react to everyone else. I hope you wear armor.
42. do you have fan chatrooms?
????????
43. what's your fav weather and why?
Thunderstorms. They scare children.
44. would you ever go into modeling?
Yeah. In fact, 2 years ago I was voted the hottest jashinist monk in my city.
45. would you ever join playboy/girl?
You bet.
46. if you could be an animal which would it be and why?
I don't know. ???
47. if you got into a game of seven mins in heaven who would you invite and why?
[????]
48. if you were to lose your viginity who would you lose it to and why?
I'm a monk.
49. where would you like your first to kiss to take place and why?
See above.
50. would you ever think me as a posible friend?
Maybe. Do you hate garlic? If you don't eat garlic or onions, we can hang out.
Kakuzu's answers to group questions:
1. what are your proper personality's?
Old geezer-ly, practical and money-centered.
2. if you never became members what do you think your life would be?
I'd be earning money somewhere.
3. what do you would happen if you all never met?
We all would have lived longer.
4. if you never met, how would you all react if you all just came across each other at random?
I might "steal a few hearts." XD
5. who's your fav akatsuki and not your self!
Sasori. He's mature and not annoying like Hidan.
6. if you could pick your powers what would they be and why?
True immortality and the ability to turn rocks into gold.
Deidara: "Gold technically IS a rock, hmmm."
Kakuzu: "Why, you little twerp! When I was your age, we respected our elders!" *gives hour-long lecture about this*
7. if you could pick your weapons what would they be?
Sango's boomerang (from "Inuyasha.") I like it, but I don't know why.
8. if you could pick your partners who would they be and why?
Maybe King Midas. The whole turning-stuff-into-gold thing could be useful.
9. say if konan never joined and you randomly came across a girl who's father is the devil and mother, the godess of beauty, what would you do? (p.s. this girl has all her father's strength and powers and all her mother's beauty)
I'm too old to date.
10. what's you fav season and why?
Fall. It reminds me of how old I am... TT_TT
11. what's your fav weekday and why?
Thursday. They offer senior discounts at my favorite seafood place then.
12. what's your fav holiday place and why?
Scotland. It's where I'm from.
13. if you could pick a planet which would it be and why?
Mercury. No one else seems to pick Mercury.
14. what's your fav colour and why?
Grey. It's a nice, neutral color- not loud and showy, like some of these modern-popular colors.
15. what's your fav animal and why?
Giraffes. They're majestic and strange.
16. what's your fav saying and why?
"A penny saved is a penny earned." It's how I've lived my life!
17. where's your fav place to be and why?
The beautiful fields of Scotland, playing with my kids and my grandchildren- especially TenTen, who takes the most after grandpa.
18. if you were trapped on an island who would you want there to be with you and why?
Someone who knew how to build a boat! Maybe my old CO from WWII. He was good with that sort of thing...
19. what do you like most from a person?
Respect and deference to my great age.
20. if you had a theme song what would it be?
"Fly me to the Moon." It has a charm that this modern music lacks... *grumbles in an old-guy sort of way* XD
21. if you had an akatsuki theme song what would it be?
"Pomp and Circumstance."
22. if you could redo somthing about your life what would it be and why?
I would have stayed in Scotland and never gotten mixed up with these crazy kids...
23. say you met your 15 year old self what would you say and why?
I would tell him about the future of the stock market and business world, and advise him to invest accordingly and get filthy rich.
24. if you could change jobs what would it be and why?
I would be an accountant, because I love math and money.
25. whats your ideal boy or girl?
I always thought that Queen Elizabeth was a real cutie when she was younger...
26. if you went on a date where would you go, what would you do and why? and would you end it with a kiss?
I would go on a boat tour down the river and then have a nice dinner, because it's respectable and somewhat cheap. I think it might be a bit fresh to try for a KISS on the first date, so no.
27. is there a secret about your self that no one knew about?
Yes. I once invested in a cattle-raising venture, lost all of my money and then robbed a bank and fled the country. Everyone from back then is dead, so I can go back now... That was over 100 years ago.
28. could you come to OUR planet?
No.
29. would you come to OUR planet?
I already did that. I'm making TONS of money because I sold my story as a book deal to this Asian fellow named Masashi Kishimoto.
30. what whould you do in OUR planet and why?
I would make more money.
31. if your taught a subject what would it be and why?
Math or economics, because I love math and money.
32. what's your specialty?
Stir-trying haggish.
33. what's your fav thing to do and why?
Read letters from my grandkids. Except for the fact that little TenTen is always begging for more money... XP
34. what's your goal in life?
To become the richest man alive.
35. if there's someone you could meet who would they be and why?
Tsunade. Her grandfather owed me money and died before he could pay me back, so I want to ask her to pay back the debt.
36. what's your fav show?
"The Price is Right."
37. do you have a teddy to call your own? (or soft toy)
Yes. His name is "Snookums."
38. what's your fav internet site and why?
The Wall Street Journal Online, so I can keep up with the stock market.
39. do you like deviantart?
No.
40. if you do like deviantart would you go on my account (my account is snukkypuss)
...
41. if you ever met me how would you react?
I would probably try to show you pictures of my grandkids.
42. do you have fan chatrooms?
What is a chat room?
43. what's your fav weather and why?
Foggy weather. It makes it easier to rob banks without getting caught.
44. would you ever go into modeling?
No.
45. would you ever join playboy/girl?
No.
46. if you could be an animal which would it be and why?
A giraffe, because they are cool and strange.
47. if you got into a game of seven mins in heaven who would you invite and why?
????
48. if you were to lose your viginity who would you lose it to and why?
My wife, 300 years ago.
49. where would you like your first to kiss to take place and why?
Same girl, 301 years ago.
50. would you ever think me as a posible friend?
Too young. Would you like to play with my grandkids?
Konan's answers to group questions:
1. what are your proper personality's?
I don't have one. They were all gone by the time I was introduced, so I'm a generic evil-leader-fangirl, but with less personality than Lady Une. It's a bad situation.
2. if you never became members what do you think your life would be?
I had to join, because my best friend did. He's the leader. The only way I would not have is if HE hadn't joined.
3. what do you would happen if you all never met?
I would be running a piercing studio, like I used to before I joined the Akatsuki.
4. if you never met, how would you all react if you all just came across each other at random?
I would ask Pein out.
5. who's your fav akatsuki and not your self!
PEIN!! =D He's awesome!
6. if you could pick your powers what would they be and why?
I like Sailor Moon's powers. They're cool and sparkly, plus she can transform into new outfits.
7. if you could pick your weapons what would they be?
Sailor Moon's wand and crystal- waving them blasts enemies, eliminating the need for actual strategy or fighting...
8. if you could pick your partners who would they be and why?
Pein, because I :heart: him.
9. say if konan never joined and you randomly came across a girl who's father is the devil and mother, the godess of beauty, what would you do? (p.s. this girl has all her father's strength and powers and all her mother's beauty)
If... I never joined?! What was that?!? *suspicious glance*
10. what's you fav season and why?
Spring, when the flowers bloom.
11. what's your fav weekday and why?
Tuesday. They have 1/2 off sales sometimes at my favorite store.
12. what's your fav holiday place and why?
I like almost all of them, but I never get a vacation. TT_TT
13. if you could pick a planet which would it be and why?
Is the moon a planet? [note: no, it's not. It's a natural satellite.]
14. what's your fav colour and why?
Pink. It's soft and feminine.
15. what's your fav animal and why?
Cats. They're independent and classy.
16. what's your fav saying and why?
I don't have a favorite.
17. where's your fav place to be and why?
Near to Pein, because I like him.
18. if you were trapped on an island who would you want there to be with you and why?
Pein. :) I might finally get his attention, with no interruptions!
19. what do you like most from a person?
Multiple piercings and sharp hairstyles.
20. if you had a theme song what would it be?
"Precious Rose" from "Gundam Seed."
21. if you had an akatsuki theme song what would it be?
Anything but Tobi singing... x_x
22. if you could redo somthing about your life what would it be and why?
I would try harder to save Nagato.
23. say you met your 15 year old self what would you say and why?
I'm not sure...
24. if you could change jobs what would it be and why?
Hair stylist, maybe? It looks fun.
25. whats your ideal boy or girl?
Pein.
26. if you went on a date where would you go, what would you do and why? and would you end it with a kiss?
I don't know where I would go, but I would try for a kiss.
27. is there a secret about your self that no one knew about?
Yes. I have an awesome power I haven't used yet.
28. could you come to OUR planet?
No.
29. would you come to OUR planet?
Yeah, to go shopping. ;)
30. what whould you do in OUR planet and why?
Go shopping for things we don't have at home.
31. if your taught a subject what would it be and why?
Art, because I like it.
32. what's your specialty?
Origami.
33. what's your fav thing to do and why?
Origami.
34. what's your goal in life?
Marry Pein.
35. if there's someone you could meet who would they be and why?
My parents, because I miss them.
36. what's your fav show?
I like the shows on HGTV.
37. do you have a teddy to call your own? (or soft toy)
I have a plushie of Pein.
38. what's your fav internet site and why?
Yahoo, because it has tons of features.
39. do you like deviantart?
No.
40. if you do like deviantart would you go on my account (my account is snukkypuss)
...
41. if you ever met me how would you react?
I would say hello.
42. do you have fan chatrooms?
No.
43. what's your fav weather and why?
When it isn't raining, because the water makes using paper difficult.
44. would you ever go into modeling?
YES! I would LOVE to! It's one of my dreams!!!
45. would you ever join playboy/girl?
No. That is for Pein once I *FINALLY* *FINALLY* *FINALLY* get him to marry me, not the world.
46. if you could be an animal which would it be and why?
A cat. They're cute but they have claws.
47. if you got into a game of seven mins in heaven who would you invite and why?
[?]
48. if you were to lose your viginity who would you lose it to and why?
Pein, whom I am about ready to hypnotize into marriage... WHY DOES THAT MAN NOT ASK ME YET?!?!?!!
49. where would you like your first to kiss to take place and why?
On a date with Pein.
50. would you ever think me as a posible friend?
Yes.
Pein's answers to group questions:
1. what are your proper personality's?
I have several, and they're all serisouly deranged.
2. if you never became members what do you think your life would be?
I would have done something else, similar.
3. what do you would happen if you all never met?
See above.
4. if you never met, how would you all react if you all just came across each other at random?
I would ask Konan out.
5. who's your fav akatsuki and not your self!
Konan.
6. if you could pick your powers what would they be and why?
If I could control magnets, I would never again lose to people because of my noserings.
7. if you could pick your weapons what would they be?
Magnetic stuff?
8. if you could pick your partners who would they be and why?
I like Konan fine. She's loyal and dependable.
9. say if konan never joined and you randomly came across a girl who's father is the devil and mother, the godess of beauty, what would you do? (p.s. this girl has all her father's strength and powers and all her mother's beauty)
I would try to extract bijuu from her, just in case.
10. what's you fav season and why?
I like the RAINY season. *laughs*
11. what's your fav weekday and why?
I like weekENDS.
12. what's your fav holiday place and why?
Rhode Island. Because no one else said it.
13. if you could pick a planet which would it be and why?
Mars. It's red and metallic-y looking.
14. what's your fav colour and why?
Blue- it's Konan's hair.
15. what's your fav animal and why?
My giant lizard-frog-gecko-snakey-thing that I summoned against Jiraiya.
16. what's your fav saying and why?
"In order to conquer the world, you must first conquer the country. In order to conquer the country, you must first conquer the city!" (from "Excel Saga.")
17. where's your fav place to be and why?
In a restaurant, ordering expensive food just to annoy Kakuzu. ;)
18. if you were trapped on an island who would you want there to be with you and why?
Konan. I like her the best.
19. what do you like most from a person?
People like Konan.
20. if you had a theme song what would it be?
Something so awesome that it hasn't been written yet!
21. if you had an akatsuki theme song what would it be?
Something so awesome that it hasn't been written yet!
22. if you could redo somthing about your life what would it be and why?
Nothing.
23. say you met your 15 year old self what would you say and why?
Nothing.
24. if you could change jobs what would it be and why?
I would clean swimming pools, because it's something most people don't do.
25. whats your ideal boy or girl?
Konan.
26. if you went on a date where would you go, what would you do and why? and would you end it with a kiss?
I would go wherever Konan wanted, in hopes of getting that kiss.
27. is there a secret about your self that no one knew about?
Tons of them.
28. could you come to OUR planet?
Maybe.
29. would you come to OUR planet?
Yes, and I would try to conquer it.
30. what whould you do in OUR planet and why?
Conquer it. It's what I do.
31. if your taught a subject what would it be and why?
PE. Because of the pain.
32. what's your specialty?
Metal.
33. what's your fav thing to do and why?
Collect random objects.
34. what's your goal in life?
World conquest.
35. if there's someone you could meet who would they be and why?
Haku. I would ask him why he's so much more popular than me...
36. what's your fav show?
I like shows with giant robots- almost all of them.
37. do you have a teddy to call your own? (or soft toy)
No.
38. what's your fav internet site and why?
[site is omitted because its contents are highly illegal and dangerous]
39. do you like deviantart?
What is that? It sounds like what Deidara does...
40. if you do like deviantart would you go on my account (my account is snukkypuss)
???
41. if you ever met me how would you react?
I am so stealth and awesomely ninja-like that you wouldn't see me. ;)
42. do you have fan chatrooms?
No.
43. what's your fav weather and why?
Rainy weather. The sky weeps for stupidity.
44. would you ever go into modeling?
Actually, I already do. *shows you magazine about piercing and tattoos*
45. would you ever join playboy/girl?
No. It would undermine my scary-world-conqueror image.
46. if you could be an animal which would it be and why?
A dragon- I could destroy stuff and fly around.
47. if you got into a game of seven mins in heaven who would you invite and why?
[????]
48. if you were to lose your viginity who would you lose it to and why?
Konan. Because she's Konan.
49. where would you like your first to kiss to take place and why?
On a date with Konan, because she's Konan.
50. would you ever think me as a posible friend?
I only have Konan as a friend.
NOTES FROM SUPERGROUPER:
* I have no idea what "seven mins in heaven" is. ^^;
* Part of the agreement I signed with my new web host is that I can't have chatrooms, which would take up too much bandwidth. Project Akatsuki won't have chatrooms. This is a TINY sacrifice to make, though, since I now have over 100 gigabytes of webspace and a huge amount of bandwidth. It's well worth doing without chatrooms. There are some Akatsuki chatrooms at deviantART, though.
* You get the official prize for the longest set of "Ask the Akatsuki" questions ever. It took me almost a week to get through these. ^^; In order to fully understand how impressive this is, please click
THIS LINK.
* RANDOM ANNOUNCEMENT: For the SUMMER of 2008, I'm taking a break from deviantART to work on other projects (such as this site, but mainly watercolor painting and learning Greek,) so for those who watch my gallery at deviantART, don't expect any updates for a while.
ichigo-
kisama-cant i still eat u?
itachi-come out, so i can sell them on ebay. ill give u 10% ^_^
sasori-r u rly 40???and does sakura kno u like her?
Kisame: *grabs a spork to defend himself*
Itachi: No.
Sasori: "I'm about 40. TT_TT Go on, tease me about it. That brat Deidara always does... I'm not sure if Sakura knows or not...
xxdragonjutsuxx
This question is actually for groupper -sama
Me and my friend really like you ( not like that ) and we were wondering if there is anyway we can help on project akatsuki
SuperGrouper: "Thank you for volunteering- I really appreciate it. However, I do all of the HTML coding for this site manually, so I can't really accept help with that... If you want to do me a favor, just continue to be a nice person and make the internet a better place. :) If you help the nice people to outnumber the bad ones on the internet, then you're helping out beautifully. :)
Hi! It's MII!!
Sasori: *sigh * Sakura is pretty but once she went out with Naruto for Ramen. Would you kill Naruto?
Deidara: "SHE'S DEAD?!?!?! 0_0 NOES! I shall have to ask someone else out... After I angstily write poems and make art about my tragic heartache... and stuff... Don't worry, I promise I won't cut my ear off! ...hey, wait... Who is Dan?"
Sasori: "Wait, my rival is the jinchuuriki? ...I can understand about the ramen, though. Ramen is quite good, really."
I only have one question this time and it's for Hidan. Well. this could result in a lot of questions for him.
Hidan. I have thoguht long and hard on this. How do I come about worshiping Jashin and what are the guidelines that I would have to follow? like dos and don'ts. Stuff like that.
Thank you.
~Crazyanimecookie
Hidan: "The most important thing is the initiation. You have to go ten years without eating garlic or onions (or anything that has garlic/onion in it.) This is because jashinists are allergic to garlic and onions. After you have completed phase one (ten years from now) come back and I'll let you know about the next step.
Its MII again
Itachi- Itachi my friend hates you and likes you because you rejected her and your cute which I think your not? Besides she likes Sasori and Deidara more
Sasori- my friend looks like Sakura and she likes you !
Deidara- I like your quote true art is a real bang!
bye
Itachi: "You don't think that I'm cute?" 0/_\0 ;
Sasori: " *sigh* It's not the same..." TT_TT
Deidara: "Yes, it is!" =D
zetsu: i was reading naruto volume 26 and what is goin' on at the end? are you talking to your self:?
kisame: i'm not sure why your're offended when itach eats shark fin soup. after all, you are a shark man. am i right?
tobi : i have 2 things to say,1:i am a huge tobi-fan! how's mr. fuzzums?! 2:nice jack sparrow picture! is that really what your face looks like. if not, attach a link with your real face
from,
Darkrai6751
Zetsu: "Yes, I talk to myself."
Kisame: "My mother was a shark! She was killed in the movie 'Jaws' by humans! (All she did was eat a few of them...)"
Tobi: "Mr. Fuzzums has gone over to the dark side, just like the teddy from Yu-Gi-Oh - The Abridged Series. Yes, Tobi looks just like Johnny Depp. Tobi is a handsome boy..." [note: he is lying! :P ]
From DeejaVu
To Kisame, Itachi, Deidara, Tobi, and SuperGrouper
Kisame, why do you think that your blue skin is ugly? It makes you look so KAWAII! *glomps*
Itachi, did you know you lost a fangirl to Kisame? And did you know that most of the Akatsuki call you pretty boy or girly man behind your back? (Mainly Deidara. And Tobi.)
Deidara, why do you have so many fangirls?!?! I will never be one! Rawr!
Tobi is a good boy! ^^ Have a muffin! (And no, your mask is not a lollipop. If you took it off and licked it, it would taste like rotten pumpkin or rubber.)
And finally, SuperGrouper, since I cannot rescue the Akatsuki, can I at least have clones of them? ^^
Kisame: "YAY! I'm kawaii!" =D *happiness*
Itachi: "I lost a fangirl? They call me what? Those knuckleheads!! TSUKUYOMI!!!" *Deidara and Tobi run for cover*
Deidara: "Hmm, you know you want me." ;) *wink*
Tobi: "Yay! A blueberry muffin! Tobi's favorite!!!" =D
from jojoboxer:
everyone-If you are really so awesome and hot and sweet and evil and stuff than how come MOST of you dont have love lifes?
key word most
Konan: "They're all moping around now and acting depressed. ^^; Oh, no, why did you remind them? ...yes, their love lives ARE kind of pathetic, aren't they? They're usually too busy to have ANY social life, though- much less a love life."
asker:Haruhi
i have a new question!!!!!! i was wondering have you akatsuki have been keeping up with the manga?
Konan: "Oh... Now they're even more depressed. ^^; They're upset that most of them have died... They died without love, for the most part... Sad..."
Hi! I'm so glad that the sites back up! Now you can answer my questions ^^'
Itachi. Do you listen to Bullet for my Valentine? What about Linkin Park? Disturbed? Aerosmith? Metallica? ACDC? Cradle of Filth?
Kisame? Uh. I know that you don't like for people to bring up your color but... you are one sexy shark!!!
Deidara. I know a girl that has the same name as you and spells and pronounces is just like you do. How does that make you feel?
Sasori. gah! I don't know. Just ignore that.
Hidan. What are the guidelines and things for your religion and stuff because I want to convert.
and Pein. I WANT TO JOIN!!!!! I WILL DO ANYTHING!!!! I WILL KILL ANYONE!!! PLEASE!
Itachi: "Yes."
Kisame: "YES!!!" =D
Deidara: "That is SCARY." 0_0;; [Are there really real people named that? 0_0 ]
Sasori: "..."
Hidan: "Go for ten years without garlic or onions. This is the first stage of initiation. Get back to me when you're done, then years from now."
Pein: "Hmmm... Konan has been complaining about being the only girl... Fine! You can be Konan's apprentice."
This is Chemicalblast
Tobi: Does your mask allow you to breathe underwater or in a vacuum?
Itachi: Many people consider you more womanly than Deidara. (Which is saying something!)
Deidara: Are you sad that you are dead?
Zetsu: Would you eat Kisame if someone paid you?
Tobi: "No. Tobi's mask has a hole for the eye, so it isn't air-tight. If Tobi wore it in outer space, the horrific vaccuum would kill Tobi by sucking his entire body through the eyehole. Tobi does not want that!"
Itachi: [Itachi related his sentiments regarding this statement with a certain hand gesture, upon which I will not elaborate.]
Deidara: "Yeah. I had to cut my hair short to get into the training camp and then got my name changed to the common 'Kira' because no one at Soul Society could pronounce 'Deidara.' My only consolation is that one of my new co-workers is
Matsumoto Rangiku, who reminds me a lot of Tsunade..."
Zetsu: "Yes."
>From DeejaVu
To Hidan, Tobi, Deidara, and Kisame
Hidan: I know, this is random, but meh bud dared me to ask....What is the first word you said when you were a baby?
Tobi: But those weren't blueberry's...they were raisins....it was a cinnamon raisin muffin....T_T *gives Tobi a bagel*
Deidara: *starts 'Deidara is overrated' fanclub* Xp
Kisame: You seem to be getting a looooot of fangirls lately....maybe I should switch who I'm a fangirl for just to go against the flow. *narrows eyes suspiciously*
Hidan: "Mom said that my first words were 'Fear me, mortals!'"
Tobi: *is confused, but glad to get free pastries*
Deidara: TT_TT *pouting*
Kisame: "Hey! There aren't that many! I need fangirls so that I can get high scores on the popularity contests!
hi, i'm moonred4000,
pein. i want to know if u and konan have done the dirty deed.(wink,wink)
and konan, if you were really wasted and all the guys were drunk [rest omitted] ... also hidan rules
Pein: *gives an arrogant 'I won't answer this' look in super-villain style* (think of the type of look that Sesshoumaru from "Inuyasha" normally gives everyone)
Konan: "My body is made of jagged paper, so if they tried that, they would die- or at least be in massive pain."
Hidan: "ohyeah" ;)
HIHi it's sekai-chan~~
I have a question for Itachi!!
LOLssss
In chapter 401 of the manga~
it's revealed that u had a girlfriend!!
LOLsss so wat's the story about her? I mean is it even true????
Itachi: "Yes, it's true. She died with the rest of our clan."
SuperGrouper: "Waaaaaaait a minute. That would mean that SHE was a member of the Uchiha clan, too... Which would mean..."
Deidara: "I KNEW IT!!!"
Konan: "And all of the fangirls scream 'INCEST' all at once, around the world."
Sasori: "I'm disappointed in you, Itachi. Sure, I turn people's corpses into weaponous playthings, but I never committed incest! Youth these days..."
Itachi: "SHE WAS MY 32-ND COUSIN! WE WERE HARDLY EVEN RELATED!"
Hidan: "Tsk tsk. The fangirls were halfway right about you, Weasel..."
Itachi: *brings out a contraband flamethrower and starts chasing us*
SuperGrouper: "NOES!" D: *runs*
MII
Hi
Itachi :I'm a guy besides you are so gay I would never like a guy JERK ,also Naruto the Jinchuuruki lives right down the street from my house all he does is summon a big frog all day just kill him already or else I'll kill him and you get kicked out of the akatsuki replaced by me HAHA HAHA HAHA!
Pein: above I'll catch a Jinchuuruki does that mean I'm in the akatsuki? I'm sinister! yes I deliver pain to people!
BYE BYE!
Itachi: "I know. I just like to be annoying. It's the Uchiha way. I can't do that, because I'm scared of frogs."
Pein: "We already caught them all... We'll call you if we need help, though."
I has a question for Kakuzu: WHat do you look like under your mask thinger?
Kisame: I know you have a phobia of cats if i ask you out on a date (http://devil-kitty.deviantart.com/art/Angry-Devil-Kitty-85600613 me xD) would you :3? I'll be a good girl :D lol *gets shot'd*
Hidan: whats it like being a jashinist? (sp?)
Itachi: your eyes are pretty!! and your eyeliner..(is it is) is it liquid or normal eyeliner?
Pein: can i join plz :D! i'll clean and cook! i'ma *** good cook :3
Konan: can you turn into a paper swan :O
Sasori: how many puppets do you have and do you talk to them and make them talk back when ur bored?
Deidara: Can i call you DeiDei :x well i am anyways DeiDei-san add me do your Deviantart! i'll watch you if u watch me xD
Tobi: What do you look like without the.. pumpkin? on your head? and who else thinks ur a good boy?
Zetsu: Your a venus flytrap right? If you are Can you hide and catch Humans? and does your diet only consist of humans?
SuperGrouper: your awsome :p and i wanna know is there any way i can help you with the site or anything else :3
Thank yall luff yas!
Devil-Kitty
Kisame: *reluctantly agrees, though still afraid of cats*
Hidan: "It's a painful and garlic-less life."
Itachi: "The type of eyeliner (if any) I use is a trademarked secret." :nod:
Pein: "You shall be on our emergency catering squad. We'll call you when we need food, and need it now!"
Konan: "Yes, but I normally turn into a paper crane instead."
Sasori: "I have around 300 of them. Yes, but only when I'm sure that no one else is around."
Deidara: "...how did you know that 'DeiDei' is my nickname?" *suspicious*
Tobi: "Tobi looks like
THIS without his mask on. Tobi's mommy used to say that Tobi was a good boy, so Tobi believes her!!"
Zetsu: "I HIDE AND CATCH THEM LIKE AN ANT-LION. I also eat chocolate-coated French mints and herbal teas."
SuperGrouper: "I can't think of any way that you can help right now, but thank you for offering. It's very kind of you." :)
It's Crazyanimecookie again.
Konan. I really like your hair. Is it natural or do you dye it?
Hey, Pein! Thanks!
I'm serious, Deidara. A girl who has your name! XD But... your sexy... wanna go out for dinner?
Hidan... I'm alergic to onions anyway so I can't eat them... what now?
Itachi... my sister says she want to be your slave. Will you take her? (answer needed)
I forgot the rest of you but... I'm sure I will remember soon enough. LOL
Sasori.... wait... nevermind. Just a spider.
bye all!
Konan: "Thank you. :) It's naturally blue. I think that it has something to do with the fact that there was a nuclear reactor near to where my parents lived. Both of them had black hair..."
Deidara: "Only if you buy." ;)
Hidan: "Now, you must go on a long journey to find the mythical 50-foot-tall
maneki neko, who will teach you the art of monkish-ninjutsu."
Itachi: "Sure. One question, though- is she afraid of salamanders?"
Ichigo---
To-
Kisame:
(grabs a spatula and chases him with it) u and ur spork might as well as give up!!!
Itachi:
Fine. I'll do it any way and U wont get any profets!!!
Sasori:
-^_^- I wont tease u, i think its cute, i should tell her in case she doents already kno.....if u dont care
Deidara:
Why do u tease Sasori about him liking Sakura? Does he tease u ab. u liking Tsunade, or u looking like a girl (ur still cute) *blushes*
Konan:
Dont u hate being the only girl?
Zetsu:
Do u need 2 be watered on a daily basis?
Pein:
Im 15 and i want my lip pierced, but my mom wont let me, she says im 2 young, do u think so?
Deidara:
Can u tell me wat happened to your left eye?
Kisame: *has epic battle with you, while dramatic background music plays* *gets knocked out*
Sasori: "I think that if I tell Sakura, I might get killed by her... ...again..."
Deidara: "I just like to pick on people occassionally for the fun of it. Yeah, he picks on me too, hmmm. Thanks, hmmm."
Konan: "It's not that bad- I'm an Akatsuki fangirl, and I have the guys all to myself." ;)
Zetsu: "HOW DO YOU KNOW OUR SECRET?! We will eat you."
Kisame: *hits him with a spork* "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, ICHIGO!!!" *another epic spork battle*
Pein: You... have a mom? *starts crying* I remember when Konan and I had parents. *more crying* You're very fortunate, even if you can't get piercings! *cries more than Kira* D:
Konan: *facepalm*
Deidara: "My left eye is fine, hmm. I wear a mini-telescope over it at times so that I can see things far away, such as girls on beaches- um, I mean enemy ninja. I trained my left eye to counteract genjutsu, hmmm. I can still see out of it, mm. My eye is fine, but when I was younger I had a tragic accident with my tongues. You know how they say that if you lick a cold metal lamp post during winter, your tongue will stick to it? It's true, hmmm.
From DeejaVu
To Hidan, Tobi, Kisame, Kakuzu, and the last question is to everyone
Hidan: For some reason, I always thought your first words would be something worse.
Tobi: Does a bagel really count as a pastry? *gives Tobi an eclair*
Kisame: But if you have too many fangirls, then all of our OCs will be fighting over you! And then all of our OCs will be mostly dead. And then you won't have any fangirls! TT-TT
Kakuzu: Why do you look so young if you're, like, 400 years old. :P
To all: Since Grouper-sama wouldn't give me clones of you, I made really bad imitations. They aren't the same. Anyone wanna volunteer to give me their clones, hmm?
Itachi: "We should clone a bunch of me so that my clan won't die off... *asks SuperGrouper* Also, clone Sasuke. Don't clone Orochimaru, since he's annoying- when he was in the Akatsuki, he had this habit of always borrowing my facial lotions and not returning them... "
Kisame: "*panics about fangirls* I don't have any clones..."
Zetsu: "Some plants clone themselves..."
Sasori: "The only human tissue I retain is surrounding my vital chakra point. Extracting genetic material from it in order to facilitate cloning would run a high risk of fatality. Additionally, cloning has a very low success rate, with thousands of clone-deaths for every survivor... *continues to ramble on in medical geek terms for several hours...*"
Deidara: *makes a clay bunshin* "Be careful, he's kind of explosive." ;)
Kakuzu: "I use my money to pay for tons of plastic surgery. I don't have clones, but I have some grandkids... *calls TenTen on the phone* 'Hey, TenTen, do you want to go visit this person who wrote to grandpa?'"
Hidan: "They got worse pretty quickly. Cloning? How does that work? SuperGrouper doesn't approve, so chances are that I'd like it..."
Konan: "I'll think about it..."
Pein: "I have tons of extra bodies." *sends you one of them*
Lets jusy say my name is Maggie's rat and i have a question from Hidan. First of all I wanted to tell Hidan that he is the hottest gut ever and if i was i a guy i would totally be gay for him. Thats how much i love him. And speaking of gay Hidan are you gay? Because all the people I know say you are.
P.S. Marry ME!!!!!!!!!!
For all of the Akatsuki. If Hollywood was making a Akatsuki movie which actor/actress do u think would play you? P.S. I think i could play Hidan!!!!!!!
Hidan: "Why, thank you *^$@(& much. Actually, I'm a monk, and monks are celibate. We don't marry or do anything like that. I think that Tom Hanks would play me."
Kakuzu: "Humphrey Bogart. ...Wait, what do you mean he's dead?! He was the best actor in the history of cinema!!! If Humphrey Bogart can't play me, then I refuse to be in this movie!"
Itachi: "I would be played by Jackie Chan."
Kisame: "Arnold Schwartzenager."
Deidara: "I don't know who would play me; there aren't many superflat-style movies, so I don't watch that many, hmm."
Sasori: "I would build a puppet to play myself."
Zetsu: "I would be played by THE PLANT in the Little Shop of Horrors."
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