When Tobi finds out that his birth parents are a pumpkin and a basketball.
The mystery about Deidara's gender is solved when Sasori finds a fishing magazine in Deidara's room.
Itachi's gets a seeing-eye bunny, but kills it the same day. Kisame, commenting on how tasty its burned corpse looks, names it "Crispy."
Exploding clay ends up in the headquarters' plumbing, and the resulting explosion almost completely destroys the building.
The guys discover, all too late, that Bluie is a perverted fangirl.
The appearance of "Dei-zilla".
Kisame's mother comes over for a visit, and she and Zetsu end up trying to eat each other.
Sasori tries to kidnap Crispy in order to make a puppet out of him, but Itachi rescues his bunny.
Kakuzu auctions off all of Sasori's puppet-making supplies on Ebay.
Bluie redesigns the Akatsuki uniforms... [Link]
An army of desparate fangirls attacks the Akatsuki base. The Akatsuki narrowly manage to defeat them. Zetsu has food enough to last him for a year...
Watermelon smashing.