2007/12/22 Subject: Yay! It's Christmas!
It's almost time for Christmas! Tobi is so happy! =D Madara-chan doesn't like Christmas, but Tobi loves it! There are so many presents and good foods and pretty lights! Also, sometimes it snows! Christmas is Tobi's FAVORITE time of the year! I wonder what Tobi should get Senpai for Christmas? Maybe something arty or something. SuperGrouper-san bought a HUGE stuffed penguin a few days ago. Tobi kind of thought that SuperGrouper-san was too old for stuffed penguins? Maybe not. The penguin she got on sale was almost as big as her...Senpai has been doing a bunch of strange art again. His internet gallery thingy is full of all sorts of weird stuff... You can look at it here if you like art.
2007/11/24 Subject: SuperGrouper's Birthday
SuperGrouper-san's birthday was this month. It was very fun, since SuperWombat invited us to it without telling her sister. The best part was when the exploding clay Deidara-senpai put into the cake detonated. Unfortunately, all of the Akatsuki are forever banned from that restaurant and we spent the rest of the day trying to spring Senpai out of jail. Due to her odd ideas of amusement, SuperGrouper actually thought that the exploding cake was funny. Her parents weren't too happy about it, but the SuperCritters laughed for several minutes. We may be lacking a place to stay pretty soon... Senpai says that their parents force us to leave, he would miss SuperGrouper's cat, but when she asked if he would miss the rest of them, he said "not really." It was at this time that I learned of SuperGrouper's awesome offensive strength and how easily she can beat up a shinobi. Note to self: don't make SuperGrouper angry...2007/10/20 Subject: Fanfiction
Tobi visited a site called "FanFiction.net" today. When Tobi looked up his and Senpai's names, Tobi was really surprised by what he found! 0_0;; Tobi also found some stories about Senpai being with the pink-haired girl from Konoha. Sasori-san won't like that at all! Sasori-san is a big fan of the pink-haired girl. Senpai once said,"He has an account on my computer for checking email, and I look at it sometimes, un. He also has a Sakura wallpaper from MiniTokyo.net as his desktop background on his user account... And he has a Sakura browser theme, Sakura icons, a Sakura's-battle-cries sound scheme, and he receives emails from 5 different Sakura fan clubs on the internet... And apparently he's been using The GIMP for nothing but drawing pictures of her in evening gowns and swimsuits..."So I think that Sasori-san may be in love with the pink-haired girl. Since Sasori-san came back to life, he and the pink-haired girl have been hanging out together alot and they write each other all the time... I hope that they get married. Tobi likes to eat cake.
Date: 2007/10/12 Subject: Farewell, Senpai...
Tobi is so sorry... Tobi hasn't updated the blog in a while because... Tobi is sad... Senpai... He's gone... Huh? Oh, no. Senpai isn't dead. He blew up a clay-bunshin while fighting Sasuke to fake his death so that he could return to his boss. SuperGrouper hired him to take photos of the Akatsuki, so he went undercover here to do that. He emailed me a while back- he said that he was moving to Georgia, since it was close to where his mother lives. Apparently, Senpai's mother is the ceramics teacher at SuperGrouper's college, so Senpai wanted to move to America to be nearer to his mother. So, I don't think that we'll be seeing Deidara-senpai in the manga again. He's making his living as a studio artist in the hills of southern America. ...he isn't making much money, though. So far he's been having to capture and eat squirrels in order to stay alive. Making a living in art is tough work, apparently.Also, I'm now working with Pain (that n00b who works for me) to conquer the world. When that happens, I'll get free ice cream at EVERY carnival and free tickets to every new movie. I can't wait! =D
Date: 2007/07/07 Subject: Sempai's in BIG Trouble!!!
Wow! Deidara-sempai's fighting Itachi-sepai's little brother! Even after summoning Dei-zilla, he still seems to be in a bit of trouble! Don't die, sempai! You're mean and strict, but Tobi loves you! Anyway, here's a photo I took of Dei-zilla. It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't wait to see it rampaging though Tokyo. Wouldn't that be AWESOME? IT would be great if Dei-zilla were to fight against Godzilla in a movie...
Date: 2007/06/13 Subject: I Finally Found my Birth Parents!
I'm SOOOOOOO happy! I found my birth parents today! And guess what? I have three sisters, too! I'm sooooo happy! You can see a photo below! Deidara-sempai was there too. He's such a nice guy! He was crying for joy at my good fortune!
Date: 2007/04/03 Subject: Zetsu-san has a girlfriend!!
I saw Zetsu-san kissing the fern that grows next to the window! Zetsu-san has a girlfriend! I can't wait to tease him. XDDate: 2007/02/23 Subject: Hidan and the others are all getting fat, except for Kakuzu! 0_o;;
It's been really weird. Around February 14th, all of these really dumb-looking teenage girls came and brought boxes of candy for us! We tested it for poison and it was okay to eat, so we all started eating it. These girls- there were HUNDREDS of them! Everyone except for Kakuzu got candy- EVEN HIDAN got some! We've been eating it alot, though, and we're all gaining weight now... I'm starting to think that this might be some sort of enemy plot against me... You can never be too careful these days... The candy was pretty good, though. It wasn't as good as the stuff that Rin used to fix, but it wasn't bad, either. I took some photos of them, and boy are they getting chunky! XD Here's a photo of Deidara-sempai. He'll get really mad when he sees this. XD
Date: 2007/01/15 Subject: Zetsu-san's Parents Came Over for a Visit! =D
Today was really neat. Zetsu-san's parents came over to visit him. Apparently, his parents are a human/kitsune hybrid and a man-eating plant. Things I've wondered about for years all make so much SENSE now! At first, I thought that it was weird for a fox-boy and a carnivorous plant to get married, but then I remembered about what Ino's parents are, and it doesn't seem so weird anymore...[Editor's note: If you don't know about "Ino's Parents," click HERE.]
I stole Deidara-sempai's camera-eye thingie when he was in the shower and used it to take a photograph of Zetsu's parents while they were here. The camera-eye thingie is digital, so Windows Camera and Scanner Wizard got the photos off of it for me, isn't that nice? Anyway, I'm so proud of taking my first photograph ever that I thought I'd put it here for all of you to see. =D Hah. I'm such a good boy. ^_^
Date: 2007/01/01 Subject: Deidara-sempai Blew Up the Kitchen!
Today was full of surprises. Since it's New Years Day, we decided to celebrate and have a nice lunch. Deidara-sempai looks the most like a girl, so we all voted for him to do the cooking (also, he was the only one who didn't have a hangover, since my kitty drank his drink. She had hairballs all night. She's sleeping now. I think she'll be okay.)Anyway, Deidara-sempai was going to cook our special New Year's Day lunch. We were going to have whole grapes, pig cheeks, black-eyed peas and lots of other random things that people tend to eat at New Year's. There was a big problem, though. Last week was my week to do dishes, but I didn't... So there weren't ANY clean dishes for Deidara-sempai to cook in! I thought it would be okay, though, because on the Discovery Channel they showed that people who use clay can make dishes. After he finished throwing bombs at me, I suggested that to him, and he made some nice dishes to cook in. He put the food in the oven and told me to watch it while he left the house for a while.
Then, disaster struck! For some reason, the oven blew up in a huge explosion! If I hadn't been leaning over to watch a bug in the kitchen garbage can, it would have been REALLY bad for my head!
After I told Leader-sama that Deidara-sempai blew up the kitchen, Deidara-sempai got his pay taken away for two months and the Leader won't let him play with his clay indoors anymore.
In the end, we all went to McDonald's and had nutritionally worthless convenience foods (except for Zetsu, who ate a large metal sculpture of Ronald McDonald.)
The End.
Date: 2006/12/28 Subject: I Love My Kitty
Oh My Goodness! I am just SOOO happy! I've wanted a kitty for so long, and leader-san finally gave me a great kitty-cat of my own! She doesn't move around very much, but I love her to pieces! Oh, my kitty is SO cute! Deidara-sempai says that she's dead, but don't listen to him! He's crazy. He eats spaghetti by sucking it up through his palms.Anyway, I have a nice picture of me and my kitty right here- isnt' she great? I named her "Miss Kitty." She's kind of a weird kitty- she doesn't move and she has two tails, but she's so much fun to talk to! Deidara-sempai is mean, but I love my kitty.
